@IDK0
...I don't know.

@TheUltimatePlaneLover …why

@IDK0 yep

@TheUltimatePlaneLover MORE COMPLICATED LORE?!?

@TheUltimatePlaneLover HUH

@IDK0 However that was halfway through the war. He is still alive and now lives a peaceful life in an undisclosed location. In an ironic twist of events, he may be harbored by the very F-16 that raided his hangar.

@TheUltimatePlaneLover oh. I guess he got what he deserved

@IDK0 Actually that isn't the case, most people didn't know he started this on accident, so a joint effort of an F-16 and Mirage raided his old hangar, as well as a Phantom, two Centurions, and an F4U that were quite upset about the Baguette Issue as well. Between several direct hits (specifically from the Centurions and F-16) and the collapse (of his hangar) from the initial strike, the SEPECAT was badly damaged, having to get his wings, tail, a gun, and left rear landing gear replaced.

@TheUltimatePlaneLover that SEPECAT is impossible to destroy, however, it will not escape my grasps…

@CrestelAeronautics :o

@IDK0 Thankfully, most of them have either turned from their ways or been destroyed, with the exception of the guilty SEPECAT who literally managed to start the entire war on accident

@TheUltimatePlaneLover
Strontium-90!

@TheUltimatePlaneLover holy… that is truly terrible. If there are members of this despicable cult left, I shall need names, locations and ssid’s.

@Karroc9522 Lol there's more to the story, it's actually pretty deep lore for a goofy ahh plane

@CrestelAeronautics Doom?

@IDK0 That part is true, the issue is that the butter was spoiled, twice.
They also put it on before, during, and after the process of flipping the baguette onto its head, making it virtually impossible to hold the baguette without getting literal butterfingers. The Baguette War truly was tragic, and I'm sorry in advance to everyone who suffered past, present, and future.

@TheUltimatePlaneLover
Your eyes are about to bleed tonight.....may this be your warning......

Soviets....and Americans....FrIeNdS?! What бред сивой кобылы are you talking man?
Lemme put it in a reference for you!
This is the sentence in English (AKA Merica language) WE LOVE NUKES! GLORIOUS NUKES!
This is the sentence in Russian (AKA...well...the language of Russia) МЫ ЛЮБИМ ЯДЕРНОЕ ЯДЕРСТВО! СЛАВНЫЕ ЯДЕРНЫЕ ЯДЕРЫ!
Hope this explains why we aren't friends.
(Next part is for those who didn't get what I was saying)
OK what I mean is how can we be friends if one of us use letters and the other uses Henry Stickman bent all to hell in 12 different directions directly after being ran over by a helicopter whilst inside a skyscraper? (Yes, that's a reference) if this didn't make sense to you....well.....I guess I can't help you!

@TheUltimatePlaneLover
Y’know what my secret ingredient is?

@TheUltimatePlaneLover oh ok. But putting butter on baguettes is a perfectly normal thing to do, at least for most French people I’ve met

@IDK0 Well I'll reveal this much: No one talks about it, but the Rafale was actually made to fight in the Baguette War in the PEAverse, but of course it arrived too late to actually see combat, mostly because Jaguar ran out of people willing to flip over baguettes and put butter on them.

@TheUltimatePlaneLover WHEEEEEEn I nEeD tO kNoW

@TheMouse The first in my Fighter/Interceptor-series. Unless something goes wrong, his modern brother releases tomorrow.

@CrestelAeronautics I posted the comments before this published, there's a post-to-publish delay. The first comment I actually posted while this was still unlisted lol