The Thermonuclear Waffle Iron was released during the cold war, to help ease the impending threat of nuclear warheads as protection for the United States. The Waffle Iron has caused multiple thousands of casualties and was banned after the U.N. held a conference and deemed it to be "Overkill".
This is for Pointlesswhyshouldi, by the way.
Specifications
Spotlights
- o2o 2.8 years ago
- X99STRIKER 2.8 years ago
- JesusChrist 2.8 years ago
- MrCarrot 2.8 years ago
General Characteristics
- Created On Android
- Wingspan 16.4ft (5.0m)
- Length 18.4ft (5.6m)
- Height 18.0ft (5.5m)
- Empty Weight 19,048lbs (8,640kg)
- Loaded Weight 20,821lbs (9,444kg)
Performance
- Wing Loading N/A
- Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
- Drag Points 20169
Parts
- Number of Parts 51
- Control Surfaces 0
- Performance Cost 134
MY WAFFLES
"Made in chernobyl"
The people at chernobyl: РЕАКТОР ВЗОРВЕТСЯ ЧТО ВЫ НАДЕЛАЛИ, ВСЕХ ВАШИХ РАБОЧИХ -Plant Manager
yes its not funny idk why i wrote this
"normal person" - ima a real man
"strange looking person" - did you eat uranium waffles ?
- why ?
-why not ?
that is the funniest thing I have ever seen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@idontknow8b Lol yeah I put it in little text
@Juno i just now realised it says made in Chernobyl!
A weapon to surpass metal gear
Why just the state of California?
ok then
@idk201011323 thx
“This particular model wasn’t popular in urban areas due to the space required for the power source”
lol
p.s. nice fursona
Haha funny
COOL!!!!!!
Lol nice
@Juno
I just think a thermonuclear waffle iron is funny.
@X99STRIKER Thank you for the constant support!
@CarrotSlicingCompanyCat Thank you for the spotlight and upvote!
@Pointlesswhyshouldi
I don't really know if what you said was a joke, but here you go.
I had to hand place all the lines in the iron and now I have Ptsd.
Enjoy!