Ominous SPAM
11.6k JesusChrist
2.6 years ago
Like a regular SPAM can, but more o m i n o u s
AG1 makes it extra ominous.
AG1 + AG2 makes it [DATA EXPUNGED]
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Specifications
Spotlights
- o2o 2.4 years ago
- Icey21 2.6 years ago
- X99STRIKER 4 months ago
General Characteristics
- Created On Windows
- Wingspan 2.5ft (0.8m)
- Length 1.7ft (0.5m)
- Height 2.1ft (0.6m)
- Empty Weight 626lbs (284kg)
- Loaded Weight 8,633lbs (3,915kg)
Performance
- Power/Weight Ratio 9.761
- Wing Loading N/A
- Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
- Drag Points 0
Parts
- Number of Parts 9
- Control Surfaces 0
- Performance Cost 25
I see what you did there
Fun facts:
Lean spam
Sizzle, pork, nyoommm
that spam do be looking delicious
Spamma
I GOT INSTANTLY PINNED LMAO I FREAKED OUT FOR A SEC
s p a m .
@DeveloperKorzalerke oh dear god.
no hope…
@AlmostADev Did you know: This spam can in particular has already done that, which is the reason it has its purple color?
did you know:
if you fire spam out of a railgun capable of accelerating any item fired from it to hypersonic velocities, the spam will transcend reality and become immortal?
@Echostar :)
@Vincent hey can you make this a successor of this post?
@DeveloperKorzalerke How dare you put me on trial, making this the second time in my SP existence that I've been on trial.
Let's settle this somewhere else. You know where. Judge Beast Hunter can help.
@ColonelCanada How dare you abduct me.
Instant aggression, murder attempt, tax evasion, emotional damage, geneva convention violations and extortion attempt charges. I demand $4,000,000 for the damages caused to me.
@DeveloperKorzalerke oh no hopefully he doesn't find out I'm broke How dare you sue me.
Instant...uh...abduction.
@ColonelCanada How dare you create
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.Instant lawsuit.
@DeveloperKorzalerke How dare you point out the fact that I messed up a hyperlink, revealing what it was for a few seconds.
Instant black hole.
@ColonelCanada How dare you not understand the reference (and mess up a hyperlink).
Instant nuke.
@DeveloperKorzalerke How dare you send me to prison to be murdered.
Instant death.
@ColonelCanada How dare you resort to violence.
Instant Prison Murder. (reference)
@DeveloperKorzalerke
How dare you correct my comment.
Instant cluster strike.
@ColonelCanada How dare you not use a new line for the "instant something" part.
Instant
anger
.@DeveloperKorzalerke How dare you point out my edited comment. Instant guilt.
@DeveloperKorzalerke oh that yeah no I can't do that, nor do I want to. I'm fine with my links.
@ColonelCanada That's not what i meant by image links, i mean like an image that you can click like a hyperlink.
Edit: How dare you edit your comment.
Instant regret.