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Ominous SPAM

11.6k JesusChrist  2.6 years ago
80 downloads

Like a regular SPAM can, but more o m i n o u s

AG1 makes it extra ominous.
AG1 + AG2 makes it [DATA EXPUNGED].

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General Characteristics

  • Created On Windows
  • Wingspan 2.5ft (0.8m)
  • Length 1.7ft (0.5m)
  • Height 2.1ft (0.6m)
  • Empty Weight 626lbs (284kg)
  • Loaded Weight 8,633lbs (3,915kg)

Performance

  • Power/Weight Ratio 9.761
  • Wing Loading N/A
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 0

Parts

  • Number of Parts 9
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 25
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    5,341 TRD6932
    Pinned 2.6 years ago
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    11.6k JesusChrist

    Fun facts:


    • If you spawn this at Wright Final Approach and enable AG1, it will move forward at 250 knots and avoid any obstacles it encounters.
    • If you change the color scheme to "Default", it gets the color pallete of a regular spam can.
    Pinned 2.6 years ago
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    Lean spam

    +1 2.3 years ago
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    Sizzle, pork, nyoommm

    +1 2.3 years ago
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    that spam do be looking delicious

    +1 2.3 years ago
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    Spamma

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    5,341 TRD6932

    I GOT INSTANTLY PINNED LMAO I FREAKED OUT FOR A SEC

    s p a m .

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    6,953 G2

    @DeveloperKorzalerke oh dear god.
    no hope…

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    11.6k JesusChrist

    @AlmostADev Did you know: This spam can in particular has already done that, which is the reason it has its purple color?

    2.6 years ago
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    6,953 G2

    did you know:
    if you fire spam out of a railgun capable of accelerating any item fired from it to hypersonic velocities, the spam will transcend reality and become immortal?

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    11.6k JesusChrist

    @Echostar :)

    2.6 years ago
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    11.6k JesusChrist

    @Vincent hey can you make this a successor of this post?

    2.6 years ago
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    @DeveloperKorzalerke How dare you put me on trial, making this the second time in my SP existence that I've been on trial.
    Let's settle this somewhere else. You know where. Judge Beast Hunter can help.

    +3 2.6 years ago
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    11.6k JesusChrist

    @ColonelCanada How dare you abduct me.
    Instant aggression, murder attempt, tax evasion, emotional damage, geneva convention violations and extortion attempt charges. I demand $4,000,000 for the damages caused to me.

    +3 2.6 years ago
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    @DeveloperKorzalerke oh no hopefully he doesn't find out I'm broke How dare you sue me.
    Instant...uh...abduction.

    +2 2.6 years ago
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    11.6k JesusChrist

    @ColonelCanada How dare you create J←)}¥aî½ÂÚ■·FX└Ää▬♂ÞðÞıý♪¢╣╔hã1♪☺s!DÛGÔ╣SVÅ.
    Instant lawsuit.

    +3 2.6 years ago
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    @DeveloperKorzalerke How dare you point out the fact that I messed up a hyperlink, revealing what it was for a few seconds.
    Instant black hole.

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    11.6k JesusChrist

    @ColonelCanada How dare you not understand the reference (and mess up a hyperlink).
    Instant nuke.

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    @DeveloperKorzalerke How dare you send me to prison to be murdered.
    Instant death.

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    11.6k JesusChrist

    @ColonelCanada How dare you resort to violence.
    Instant Prison Murder. (reference)

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    @DeveloperKorzalerke
    How dare you correct my comment.
    Instant cluster strike.

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    11.6k JesusChrist

    @ColonelCanada How dare you not use a new line for the "instant something" part.
    Instant anger.

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    @DeveloperKorzalerke How dare you point out my edited comment. Instant guilt.

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    @DeveloperKorzalerke oh that yeah no I can't do that, nor do I want to. I'm fine with my links.

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    11.6k JesusChrist

    @ColonelCanada That's not what i meant by image links, i mean like an image that you can click like a hyperlink.

    Edit: How dare you edit your comment.
    Instant regret.

    +1 2.6 years ago
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