@NominalSituation
Continued because it cut off the first one

Siren War
During the Monarchii War, ships from the game "Azur Lane" were de-anime-ified, and turned into their warship form. They then proceeded to help the Monarchii, but as the Sirens weren't destroyed in Operation Going Eleven (a massive air campaign which sunk virtually the entirety of the Monarchii Navy), they immediately proceeded to mobilize their true plan for world dominance. We're working on fighting them, but it's an intense battle, dare I say a stalemate- for now at least.
Crestan Conflict
The world was too quiet without war, so CrestelAeronautics waged war on MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26. So far it's a back and forth air battle, but the ground and naval presence is little to none, so if I felt like sending my tanks to invade either party, I would have minimal resistance aside from railguns, laser systems, etc.
Sabrehog Crisis
Not gonna overexplain here: Whilst making the [PEA] F-86H, I accidentally made it far too maneuverable and its guns are probably some of the strongest that any serious PEA has ever seen. However, I chose not to nerf it, and now the Sabrehogs have banded into a swarm fighting for spite and revenge. So far, we're doing well with containing it, but that won't last much longer... (foreshadowing :O)

@NominalSituation
Aight so I can help with that

Every Major War so Far

That exists only in the Combined Simpleverse

Red V Green War
Two nations just really didn't like each other and went to war, but Blue and Purple team joined in, with the former being the true threat of the war. Lasted from 1937-2003 (in terms of official paperwork, fighting was only from 1939-2001). Although not fully developed yet, the RvG War as actually very important, with many of its technologies still being relevant to this day, like supersonic propellers, or just entire planes, take for exampled Green's F/A-32A Striker which was a key attack aircraft in the M-War.
Baguette War
A simple prank turned into an all-out mayhem war, accidentally started by the [PEA] SEPECAT Jaguar. Started in 1972 and ended in 1987. Most people (rightfully) took it as a joke, but regardless the Baguette War saw some crazy moments, like a duel between two Mirages, the rise of Macron, several tanks and planes defecting to TUPL to avoid the war, or SEPECAT's near experience after a combined strike from both modern aircraft like an F-16 as well as World War II Corsairs.
Monarchii War (a.k.a. M-War)
We get into the more modern wars. Monarchii stole a machine gun from TheMouse, who was formerly named "Mousewithamachinegun123" (changed to 122 when his MG was stolen). This caused him to start war with Monarchii, but in Allies fashion, Crestel and I immediately stepped up to help. Over time, several people joined, assisted, and supplied both parties, effectively turning the M-War into one of the biggest wars the Combined Simpleverse- if not all of real SimplePlanes- has ever seen. It lasted from late March to early April of 2024, and was only a three week war. In spite of its short time, though, it was one of the biggest wars in the history of the Combined Simpleverse, with its stats being comparable to the RvG War (more accurately, the M-War CRAZILY surpassed the RvG War, as they had comparable end results, but when you consider the rate of loss, it took the M-War THREE WEEKS to deal the damage that the RvG War could do in ALMOST 70 YEARS)

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