Auto Credit Based on Maluch's Potato Chips
im a marine commander, trust me joining this discord server will change your life
At deal location....
(Buyer:) So where's the product?
(Seller:) Right in this suitcase.
(Buyer:) opens suitcase gasps of happiness This is what I've been trying to find!
(Buyer:) So. What's the deal? 40k?
(Seller:) 65 grand. Take it or leave it.
(Buyer:) Okay okay, here's the money.
(Seller:) Thanks. Now let's get out of this before the US Government finds us.
Push AG1 to reveal the secret, the suitcase will slowly open.
Lore:
In the 2000s, the US partnered with MonarChips to create the "Spicy Whimsy" flavor, a top secret product used by soldiers for the 2003 war. The chips contain an insane amount of caffeine and is supposed to keep soldiers awake. The plan ultimately failed as a Marine commander sold the single bag of chips to a drug lord for 65000 dollars and escaped the country.
Specifications
Spotlights
- ChamDel78 1.1 years ago
- Erc90F4RU 1.1 years ago
- Maluch 1.1 years ago
- ChihiroFujisaki 1.1 years ago
- RepublicOfCursedPlanes 1.1 years ago
- Monarchii 1.1 years ago
General Characteristics
- Predecessor Potato Chips
- Created On Android
- Wingspan 1.6ft (0.5m)
- Length 1.4ft (0.4m)
- Height 0.5ft (0.2m)
- Empty Weight 114lbs (51kg)
- Loaded Weight 114lbs (51kg)
Performance
- Wing Loading N/A
- Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
- Drag Points 249
Parts
- Number of Parts 18
- Control Surfaces 0
- Performance Cost 61
I see the report, “low effort” is not against the rules, people are also free to upvote what they wish to upvote, unless the user is using alt accounts to give upvotes to himself he isn’t actually doing anything wrong, yall are getting overly salty over internet points that have no value, and 17 of them really imo isn’t worth the drama this has created
@Graingy 🤨🗿 what
.ipa
I eat these every day to keep my whimsy levels high
why is half of the comment bugatti?
This just sounds like Panzerschokolade
@TalonTheCRTguy i own a maxed out Demon, that's how i escaped
@AtlasAir747MyBeloved a dodge demon 170 with some modifications can beat a Bugatti chiron also 400kmh isn't very fast it's only around 248 mph so a dodge demon 170 with a couple modifications will smoke one easily also the precision to snatch a bag out of someone's hands mid air going 240+ mph will make it practically impossible so pretty much your not gonna succeed the dodge demon 170s top speed is 214 but noone has found the true top speed and with some minor adjustments not even 200 bucks worth of them.... That demons gonna smoke your Bugatti
k nvm is not
IS ON THE FRONT PAGE!!1!111111!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!11
throws the fake one and steals the real one and drove away by my 2024 bugatti chiron that goes 400km/h
@Boeig oh nyo
@AtlasAir747MyBeloved yours must be fake, there's only 1 bag left and it's this one
no one can defeat me lol i stole the chip.
my bugatti is fast so i can escape area 69.
We are powering up nuclear power plant with this one 🗣️🔥
That is insane😭😭
I thought this was a wedding ring
@Randomplayer 1%
[DATA EXPUNGED]95% air
4% chips
truly the whims of the military kind
@VeroViper TIGHT! TIGHT! TIGHT!
Popcorners!!
Looks like it can power a time machine....
@DatTrainGuy19 i am a us marine commander, and no, it does not give explosive diarrhea.