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32.3k CUBErt  one year ago
Auto Credit Based on Maluch's Potato Chips

im a marine commander, trust me joining this discord server will change your life

At deal location....

(Buyer:) So where's the product?

(Seller:) Right in this suitcase.

(Buyer:) opens suitcase gasps of happiness This is what I've been trying to find!

(Buyer:) So. What's the deal? 40k?

(Seller:) 65 grand. Take it or leave it.

(Buyer:) Okay okay, here's the money.

(Seller:) Thanks. Now let's get out of this before the US Government finds us.

Push AG1 to reveal the secret, the suitcase will slowly open.
Lore:
In the 2000s, the US partnered with MonarChips to create the "Spicy Whimsy" flavor, a top secret product used by soldiers for the 2003 war. The chips contain an insane amount of caffeine and is supposed to keep soldiers awake. The plan ultimately failed as a Marine commander sold the single bag of chips to a drug lord for 65000 dollars and escaped the country.

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General Characteristics

  • Predecessor Potato Chips
  • Created On Android
  • Wingspan 1.6ft (0.5m)
  • Length 1.4ft (0.4m)
  • Height 0.5ft (0.2m)
  • Empty Weight 114lbs (51kg)
  • Loaded Weight 114lbs (51kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading N/A
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 249

Parts

  • Number of Parts 18
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 61
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    I see the report, “low effort” is not against the rules, people are also free to upvote what they wish to upvote, unless the user is using alt accounts to give upvotes to himself he isn’t actually doing anything wrong, yall are getting overly salty over internet points that have no value, and 17 of them really imo isn’t worth the drama this has created

    5 months ago
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    @Graingy 🤨🗿 what

    9 months ago
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    9,955 Rb2h

    .ipa

    10 months ago
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    I eat these every day to keep my whimsy levels high

    one year ago
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    28.3k IFVuser

    why is half of the comment bugatti?

    one year ago
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    40.5k Graingy

    This just sounds like Panzerschokolade

    +1 one year ago
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    32.3k CUBErt

    @TalonTheCRTguy i own a maxed out Demon, that's how i escaped

    one year ago
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    14.0k Guh

    @AtlasAir747MyBeloved a dodge demon 170 with some modifications can beat a Bugatti chiron also 400kmh isn't very fast it's only around 248 mph so a dodge demon 170 with a couple modifications will smoke one easily also the precision to snatch a bag out of someone's hands mid air going 240+ mph will make it practically impossible so pretty much your not gonna succeed the dodge demon 170s top speed is 214 but noone has found the true top speed and with some minor adjustments not even 200 bucks worth of them.... That demons gonna smoke your Bugatti

    +3 one year ago
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    k nvm is not

    one year ago
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    IS ON THE FRONT PAGE!!1!111111!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!11

    one year ago
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    throws the fake one and steals the real one and drove away by my 2024 bugatti chiron that goes 400km/h

    one year ago
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    @Boeig oh nyo

    one year ago
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    32.3k CUBErt

    @AtlasAir747MyBeloved yours must be fake, there's only 1 bag left and it's this one

    one year ago
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    no one can defeat me lol i stole the chip.

    one year ago
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    my bugatti is fast so i can escape area 69.

    one year ago
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    We are powering up nuclear power plant with this one 🗣️🔥

    one year ago
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    15.0k ChamDel78

    That is insane😭😭

    one year ago
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    I thought this was a wedding ring

    one year ago
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    @Randomplayer 1% [DATA EXPUNGED]

    one year ago
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    15.0k Randomplayer

    95% air
    4% chips

    one year ago
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    89.3k Monarchii

    truly the whims of the military kind

    one year ago
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    32.3k CUBErt

    @VeroViper TIGHT! TIGHT! TIGHT!

    +1 one year ago
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    44.5k VeroViper

    Popcorners!!

    one year ago
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    36.0k Speedhunter

    Looks like it can power a time machine....

    one year ago
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    32.3k CUBErt

    @DatTrainGuy19 i am a us marine commander, and no, it does not give explosive diarrhea.

    +1 one year ago
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