Imagine that things surrounded by __ are italic and ~~ are crossed out.

This is a marvellous plane, it truly is. It kind of flies and it kind of crashes. You see, the problem is, is that the JBa engineers all decided to go on holiday all at once (or maybe it was a strike, we don't have too good working conditions!). This meant that we had to get in some contractors. They were yellow little things and they had some kind of banana obsession. Their ~~master~~ ,employer said that they were top plane engineers. Well, look at this mess. Seriously, I'm going to have to file a report for false advertising. I suppose they got the colours alright! The engineers however, forgot to stop the wheels from turning whilst they are retracted... this causes some... umm... turbulence. They said it'll be fine, I'm not sure I trust them. Anyway, let's get on with the sale pitch, shall we! Firstly, this plane features top of the range hidden cockpit technology! There's no cockpit to be seen! Secondly, the beautiful, aluminium and carbon fibre design allows the plane to be.... __where are my notes Jerry?!__.... anyway, the plane very cheap due to our ~~cheap labour~~ workers willing to work at a slightly lower wage. This completely outweighs all the negatives. Anyway, give it a try and have fun!!!!!

WARNING: JBa accepts no responsibility for:
The fact that roll is too fast
The act that yaw is broken
The fact you bought the plane even though it doesn't work.
Loss of life
Fingers chopped off
Anything