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Stuka Blyat!

123k AWESOMENESS360  5.4 years ago

What happens when you take Germany's best known Dive-Bomber, and let Russia borrow it for a few minutes? This. Ohh Russia, please never change...

You see komrade, when you combine German Engineering with Soviet Russia, you get good, good time! With high speed, KV-2 Turrets, TSAR Bomba, and the sacred Fermented Potato Juice, you are best plane, by default. But it is necessary that you listen to this song while flying, in order to gain your Russian Bias!

Controls: Normal aircraft controls, AG-1 for TSAR Bomba, it's advised to start in air, although you can take off from runway, but the TSAR Bomba may drag along the runway as you take off.

Anyway komrade, enough said.
Have Good Time!

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General Characteristics

  • Successors 2 airplane(s) +14 bonus
  • Created On iOS
  • Wingspan 56.9ft (17.4m)
  • Length 40.2ft (12.2m)
  • Height 17.1ft (5.2m)
  • Empty Weight N/A
  • Loaded Weight 23,443lbs (10,633kg)

Performance

  • Horse Power/Weight Ratio 0.469
  • Wing Loading 24.4lbs/ft2 (119.0kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 962.0ft2 (89.4m2)
  • Drag Points 8161

Parts

  • Number of Parts 283
  • Control Surfaces 4
  • Performance Cost 1,749
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    They say that that the sound it makes is reminiscent to a drunk gopnik

    3.0 years ago
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    Aircraft carrier is no more

    4.3 years ago
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    i have 1 stalinium vehicle here:
    https://www.simpleplanes.com/a/C2fesq/LADA-class-006

    4.3 years ago
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    i put mini tsars for bigger explosion

    4.3 years ago
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    KV-2 TURRETS AND TSAR BOMBA

    4.3 years ago
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    9,409 Tookan

    HOW DO I FORGET TO UPVOTE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

    4.4 years ago
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    Stalin would be proud

    +1 4.4 years ago
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    9,409 Tookan

    USSR and German engineering merges, Poland sandwiched in between

    4.5 years ago
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    382 DavidKMDT

    German plane but its soviet
    Poland cries*

    4.8 years ago
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    @ShockRF lol, glad you like it!

    5.2 years ago
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    16.5k ShockRF

    Well... i AM russian, and it is still illogical enough for me!

    +2 5.2 years ago
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    4,619 TheMaus

    Germans:Here’s our best dive bomber
    Russia:Thanks
    Russia: giggles
    Russia: talks to stalinium
    Russia: modifies
    Germany: you done yet?
    Russia: Yup

    +4 5.3 years ago
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    1,145 JGodfrey

    Glory to arstotska

    5.3 years ago
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    4,050 NFX

    @Kosmolu That was a Jok.

    5.3 years ago
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    Vadim is impressed

    5.3 years ago
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    @AWESOMENESS360 *ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*

    +4 5.4 years ago
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    @QuantausAviation of course, what else would it be made of?

    5.4 years ago
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    is plane made of glorious stalinium?

    +2 5.4 years ago
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    13.7k Shnippy

    Ding ding ding, you would be correct! @Ryn176

    +1 5.4 years ago
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    151 Darklol

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    stop these memes i na crying blood

    5.4 years ago
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    8,069 Ryn176

    @Shnippy Let me guess
    Moskau?

    5.4 years ago
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    1,836 yellow8041

    @DrukenRaider It's just a meme if I saw a tank that said something like GODD BLESS MURICA and it was painted with the American flag all over it I would laugh my ass off!

    5.4 years ago
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    1,836 yellow8041

    memiest memey meme I have ever seen

    +1 5.4 years ago
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    13.7k Shnippy

    https://music.apple.com/ca/album/moskau/1357124838?i=1357124994
    Will this song do? I mean it’s a song about the Russian capital, but sung by a German band, killing two birds with one stone am I right?

    5.4 years ago
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    7,182 Megamonster

    As right as you are
    ‘Moscow’@typeZERO

    5.4 years ago
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