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Jagd. Pz. Wheeled Wunderweapon "Scheißflut"

20.8k ManManTheWeaponsMan  2.7 years ago

WG Be Like: "New Tier 8 premium coming to the game: The Scheißeflut!"

Totally 100% real wiki: 'The Scheißflut was a wunderweapon developed by Nazi Germany in order to destroy allied fortifications. Multiple prototypes where designed and tested, but the war ended before they were to be effectively fielded.'

Equipped with : 15 cm Rotary cannon of immeasurable pain and suffering, A 50mm Rotary cannon that fires at a completely and stupidly unrealistic speed, a machine gun, 7 rockets, a small, 88mm mortar, 300 gajillion meters of armor protection, and a 120kph top speed!

"Buy now at your local premium store, only 500$ and a quarter of your soul!"

AG1: 50mm Roof Autocannon
AG2: Nothing
AG3: Machine Gun
AG4: Roof Mounted Rockets

(obviously satire)

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General Characteristics

  • Created On Windows
  • Wingspan 25.7ft (7.8m)
  • Length 59.8ft (18.2m)
  • Height 18.3ft (5.6m)
  • Empty Weight 12,709lbs (5,764kg)
  • Loaded Weight 13,055lbs (5,921kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading 38,813.4lbs/ft2 (189,503.4kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 0.3ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 19126

Parts

  • Number of Parts 262
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 858