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The Modified TutorialPlane Family Tree™!

I am a SimplePlanes veteran of 9.5 years. However, I only made my account recently.
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Previously known as:
UncleBoxcutter
LargeFishhead
Brachy (short for) the Brachyplatystoma Filimentosum

All 10 ten things you really need to know about me:

1: Giant Aviation Nerd. If you have any questions about the broader world of aviation, feel free to ask me :3
2: I am a huge Ichthyology (the study of fish) nerd.
3: I am a fisherman at heart. Occasionally I’ll post some pictures of my recent catches!
4: I am a GINORMOUS grammar nerd. While I won’t correct your grammar, I will sometimes talk like I am from 1784.
5: I almost exclusively make well… simple planes. Most of my aircraft are less than 40 parts as I like having things easier to build, fly, and understand.
6: I TAKE CRITICISM! If you have an issue with me or something I said, please tell me so I can apologize, think about my actions, and improve myself in the future :)
7: I am a HUGE fan of classic rock and country music and you can’t change that no matter how hard you try. My favorite artists are Boston and Glen Campbell.
8: I LOVE origami! I specifically like making complex “Merrill” styles of origami fighter jets featuring added design features such as afterburners, air intakes, bomb bays, mini-guns, and color-change cockpits. At some point, I’ll post some pictures of my best works!
9: I don’t play much else other than SimplePlanes as I prefer to be in the wilderness doing things like fishing, birdwatching, rock-finding, and wood carving!
10: I primarily like unorthodox, unusual, and unknown aircraft including but not limited to: the Sack AS-6, the Fauvel AV.60, the Cornelius Mallard, the Bristol Brabazon, the de Havilland DH.88 Comet, the Bounds Bearcoupe, the Dassault Mercure, and my favorite aircraft of all time: the Wickham Model B.

Longer about me :)

I’m an AvGeek and have been my entire life. I’ve been playing SP since TutorialPlane’s with XML modded Wing Guns were popular also known as 9 years ago (Yes, that was a real time). Relatively recently, I have had the time in my life to upload my own work to the site. I am also a fisherman, AvGeek, and origamist in my free time. Anyway, if you actually took the time to read all of this paragraph then I deeply appreciate you.

Sincerely

Bigolfishboy :)

A quote from legendary pilot James Thain (Also my mantra):

”The difference between impossible and possible is merely a measure of Man’s determination (James Thain, 8 February 1921 – 6 August 1975)”

Music for background ambience while flying planes in SP

How others on the site describe me:

”I think we need to bury you in a brick wall” (Graingy, 2025)

” Fish” (LunarEclipseSP, 2026)

Joined: 5-1-24
Reached Bronze: 09-12-2024
Reached Silver: 15-08-2025
Reached Gold: 19-01-2026