21.7k Brendorkus Comments

  • . 4.4 years ago

    Why would you say that? You should be ashamed of yourself! Pineapple does not go on pizza! How dare you say you say such things about us!

    +28
  • Small Feature Wish List for v1.11 Update 3.3 years ago

    We need to add the Maywar Island to mobile! I understand the wind turbines take up lot of data, but just remove those in mobile. Am I right or am I right?

    +19
  • I don't want to become Platinum, I don't want to have fans. 4.2 years ago

    Don’t worry, I hate you just as much as everyone else.

    +19
  • get vectored (vector) 4.2 years ago

    IT HAS BOTH DIRECTION, AND MAGNITUDE!!!

    +16
  • Weapons? 4.5 years ago

    HELLO SENTIENT BEINGS OF THE PAST

    +16
  • New moderator 4.4 years ago

    His name shall now be... Red0Bull
    He shall also have wings...

    +15
  • Wide Neigh 3.9 years ago

    You will upvote this comment

    +13
  • Graphing Calculator JI-84 3.6 years ago

    Every day, we get closer to running simple planes in simple planes...

    +12
  • Why Does Andrew Garrison Have Such Straight Teeth? *I was Admiring Andrew's Picture* 4.1 years ago

    Gods have straight teeth. Didn’t you know that?

    +12
  • The entire SP Community will probably hate me for this, but... 4.2 years ago

    Yeah, maybe his builds are a bit overrated, which is why I am going to use this opportunity to self advertise! Download The Ausmerzer today!

    +10
  • Almost 5 years, finally reached Platinum! 4.3 years ago

    Let me update you on what’s happened:
    1. randomusername left
    2. Someone makes a crappy plane that gets a ton of upvotes and now people are pissed off
    3. Tully2001 left
    4. Some guy tried to impersonate him
    5. Blue0Bull became a moderator
    6. BogdanX is the first to reach 300k points, and surpasses SpiritusRaptor
    7. SpiritusRaptor was banned
    8. AndrewGarrison reaches 6 years old
    9. BogdanX left for a few days
    10. BogdanX came back

    +10
  • Game owners 4.3 years ago

    No, it’s a Chinese pirating site based on the dark web. It can secretly be used to hire hit men, assassins, and drug dealers. The whole plane thing is just a front, and Andrew is the mastermind behind it all.

    +10
  • Comment upvote logic 4.0 years ago

    [Insert witty dad joke here]

    +9
  • How do you become a moderator? 4.5 years ago

    You could’ve told me that before I sacrificed the goat... @Armyguy1534

    +9
  • Flying ''Abenomask'' Abe forever... 3.9 years ago

    These pieces of cloth.
    Why, oh why do they protect you?
    Like a coat on the ice planet of Hoth
    They stop the cold, as well as the flu

    +8
  • C R O S S 4.4 years ago

    I imagined The Virgin Mary to be a lot nicer... @XxVirginMary42069xX

    +8
  • Let’s make a New Holiday! 4.4 years ago

    You shouldn’t use the lords name in vain! I thought someone who is supposed to never sin would know that... @XxVirginMary42069xX

    +8
  • Goodbye.. (read desc.!.!) 4.4 years ago

    I’m very sorry about your cat, but this may get taken down, unless you move it to the forums.

    +8
  • A quick question... 1.5 years ago

    Yes you are the main character and the entirety of this site is solely for your pleasure and your pleasure only

    +7
  • SimplePunk 2077 3.9 years ago

    I’ll bet you had a lot of fun with character customization...

    +7
  • 911 memorial 4.2 years ago

    I’m glad people are acknowledging this tragedy. I was at school the other day and was shocked that not a single person mentioned 911.

    +7
  • [PINNED] Markdown Formatting 4.3 years ago

    𝕿𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌
    𝚃𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐
    ⒯⒠⒮⒯⒤⒩⒢
    T̸e̸s̸t̸i̸n̸g̸
    𖦊𖠘⁂𖦊𖤛𐂂ஐ
    丅ᗴᔕ丅ꭵᑎǥ
    𝕋𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘
    ᴛᴇsᴛɪɴɢ
    𝑇𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔
    ⓉⒺⓈⓉⒾⓃⒼ
    ㄒ乇丂ㄒ|几ᘜ
    𝓽ꫀ𝘴𝓽𝓲ꪀᧁ
    ፕቿነፕጎክኗ
    T҉e҉s҉t҉i҉n҉g҉
    T͜͡e͜͡s͜͡t͜͡i͜͡n͜͡g͜͡
    You will never know how I did this. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    +7
  • How to melt ice heavily???? 4.4 years ago

    I tried this with my cat, thinking there would be similar results, but no! My cat was just scratching at the door of the microwave, as it burst into flames!

    +7
  • MOBILE USERS ARE CRIMINALLY UNDERATED 4.4 years ago

    The main reason mobile users don’t get as much recognition is that they can’t take good screenshots. That means that they can’t present their builds as well as PC users.

    +7
  • If any mods see this, could you possibly bring back Tournaments 4.4 years ago

    Well, the office is Andrew Garrison’s house, you know... @jamesPLANESii

    +7
  • Inside a cockpit 4.4 years ago

    Imagine the panic being strapped into a plane and seeing that...

    +7
  • YAMATO 1945 4.4 years ago

    I feel bad for the 307 people that attempted to download this...

    +7
  • Testificate Man 5.2 years ago

    ”This looks like a job for, someone other than me...”

    +7
  • How to do Hover system instead of Wheels? 1.8 years ago

    PID(Throttle*2,AltitudeAgl,0.4,0.3,5)

    You’re welcome

    +6
  • Name Change 4.1 years ago

    I don’t like it. Change it back or I will report you.

    +6
  • It’s my Brrrrrrttt-day 4.2 years ago

    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday dear AWESOMENESS360
    Happy birthday to you!
    Disney doesn’t own this song anymore so I’m allowed to sing it! Eat it Disney!

    +6
  • I’m not a guy 4.3 years ago

    I’m not a guy either. I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.

    +6
  • Oh no ! 4.5 years ago

    Also, situations like these are the exact reason SimplePlanes is dying...

    +6
  • VRuilding Challenges 3.1 years ago

    I don’t think upvoted would be the best source of finding who won. Most of the upvotes go to the creators with more points, and there are so many smaller, but skilled creators here. Shouldn’t we just have judges instead? @pedro16797

    +5
  • "Hello World"???? 3.3 years ago

    SENPAI THE PART COUNT IS SOOOOOO BIG! I DONT THINK MY TINY PHONE CAN HANDLE IT! NYAAAAAH

    +5
  • Rocket Pod Improvement 3.9 years ago

    You already can edit the firing rate. And please, stop tagging all the devs!

    +5
  • Looking for a buddy 4.1 years ago

    Come with me, young padawan, and I shall teach you the ways of aviation!

    +5
  • In soviet russia, INTERCEPTER INTERCEPTS YOU! 4.2 years ago

    In America, woman give you sandwich, in Mother Russia SANDWICH GIVES YOU WOMAN!

    +5
  • You frickin friggs 4.2 years ago

    You frickin frick! When will you learn that your actions have consequences?

    +5
  • I'm gone so long! 4.3 years ago

    Welcome back! Let me refresh you on everything that’s happened so far. Someone built a crappy plane and now people are pissed off that it got 230 upvotes, BogdanX surpasses SpiritusRaptor, and then SR got banned. BogdanX left shortly after.

    +5
  • Pending Projects before my "retirement" 4.3 years ago

    First SpiritusRaptor, then BogdanX, and now you?

    +5
  • German Corsair 4.4 years ago

    Before this comment gets reported, hear me out. Why is this build so special?

    +5
  • Villager Gundam, Anyone? 4.5 years ago

    Villager Voice “I CHOOSE THE FORM OF GUNDAM!!!”

    +5
  • New Rules & Update to Points System 4.5 years ago

    If a moderator deletes the P-51 Mustang with 1100 upvotes, the creator would be back to gold.

    +5
  • Pasta 5.2 years ago

    Don’t a touch mi spagget!!!

    +5
  • My thoughts and opinion about SimplePlanes female players 1.7 years ago

    Whattt?? Who are these people insinuating that women aren’t here??? That’s misogynistic and I’m going to put a stop to it!!!
    (I’m 6’4 and bench 720 btw)

    +4
  • What happened to wiimini 3.8 years ago

    And of course, the mods will take this down because we dare to ask questions.

    +4