I may be a handful but that’s why you have two hands

It is not motivated to do work is work to be motivated

To truly fight the villains you must first determine the villain themselves

“I’d swim the ocean for you LOL jk there is sharks there”

Some people just need sympathetic pat on the head with a hammer

Waiter: do you want it cut in four or eight
Me: four I can’t eat eight

Your the reason we have to put instructions on shampoo

Someone out there is waiting holding their breath for u to fail make them Suffocate

I don’t think I could ever stab someone I mean be honest I can’t even get the straw in the capri sun

It is scientifically proven that people with more birthdays live longer

If you want to live young lie about your age

I did not trip in fall I fell in the ground and started wrestling with the floor

I intend to live forever so far so good

If I ever die I want my last words to be I left $1 million under the…

What is another word for thesaurus

Sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see

Saying have a nice day sounds nice but saying enjoy your next 24 hours sounds threatening

You’re not afraid of being alone in the dark you’re afraid of not being alone in the dark

I am not afraid of heights I am afraid of falling

I am not a liar I have imagination aru shah

People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing every day

You do not have power you’re giving it