35.9k Graingy Comments

  • dumb looking space shuttle 6 months ago

    Odd challenger

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  • I built a plane 6 months ago

    Damn next few weeks gonna be boring.
    Monarchii’s on break, Mouse is entering the sewers.
    I gotta run this show myself!
    How much pyrotechnics do you reckon I’ll need?

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  • I built a plane 6 months ago

    Of course the mouse is in New York.

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  • MADE IN CHINA (Teaser 2 - Superstructure Completed) 6 months ago

    Where hyperstructure?

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  • Skibidi 6 months ago

    Your brains is too rotte

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  • Ummm.... 6 months ago

    Get out
    Pun too bad
    Exile or death

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  • what game do you play while waiting and SP2? 6 months ago

    SimplePlanes.
    What did you expect?

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  • Graingy PSA: Temporary Contact Concerns 6 months ago

    @LunarEclipseSP hopefully.
    I need comrade PandaFrog.

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  • Realization 6 months ago

    @Monarchii got another silly from the depths for you
    “Don’t forget that what is gay in civilian life is considered brotherhood in the Army. And what is considered gay in the Army is brotherhood in the Marines. And what is considered gay in the Marines is brotherhood in the Navy. What is considered gay in the Navy is illegal in civilian life.”

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  • Cheranovsky BICh 900 6 months ago

    It used to be a circle but the designer was told to share

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  • Plane that will freeze your game 6 months ago

    @TheMouse you're gonna be my test rodent, aight?
    Is this false advertising?

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  • Doofenshmirt's Self Destruct Button 6 months ago

    @Rjenteissussy Hate it when that happens.
    Get into position and then BOOM! You can't leave the pause screen anymore >:(

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  • IM BACK AGAIN 6 months ago

    yruqn
    dk,ru

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  • Ai Pilot (Follow) Bush Plane 6 months ago

    Oh this must be the guy outside my window

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  • meatballs are a salad, but a salad of sandwiches 6 months ago

    @TheMouse The funny thing is my brain has gone from "I need to rank up" to "I need to outpace other players"

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  • meatballs are a salad, but a salad of sandwiches 6 months ago

    Wow
    10 Platinum upvotes.
    We really are growing overabundant

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  • [TEASER] REVOL BURST!!!!!!!! 6 months ago

    Gamer girl vehicular manslaughter

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  • FEARSOME GODZILLA HAS DEVOLVED 6 months ago

    It needs to be two perpendicular textures like Minecraft plants

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  • How do i get the convoy's AAA tank as a saved airplane 6 months ago

    Because, as far as I'm aware, it isn't a craft. It's not made of parts.
    Someone, can't remember who, made a replica long ago, but the actual asset in the missions and worlds are not craft.
    Look at the texture on its hull. Fuselage cannot look like that because it isn't a block colour.

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  • F-112 Gyrfalcon 6 months ago

    Stop crossbreeding jets.
    Did they consent to this?

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  • New Gravatar: Look over there! Its Andrew! 6 months ago

    @Majakalona But they're a mouse

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  • Why did my last 200 hour plus builds flop? 6 months ago

    King Kong sabotaged the servers

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  • I ruined ur pfps pt. 6 6 months ago

    @Yish42 The Quivil War, fought with ribbon and scissors between federalists and separatists over the fate of Quebexit.
    Considered one of the dumbest conflicts ever fought in the history of mankind.

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  • A pretty innocent helicopter 6 months ago

    @MAPA
    "Aircraft manufacturers HATE him! Find out how to turn any device into a fully functional aircraft with this one simple trick!"

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  • Car 6 months ago

    @TheMouse This is a different Bob.
    A Robert, most likely.

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  • Help Shape the SimplePlanes 2 Soundtrack - Vote for your favorite SP1 song! 6 months ago

    @AndrewGarrison Question: Will it be a repeating playlist like in SP, or a more properly integrated soundtrack?
    Having the playlist is nice, but just having it gets kinda old after a while.

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  • Why do people use orange when using blueprints? 6 months ago

    @HuskyDynamics01 But the bragging rights will be incredible.
    "You won a dogfight against 3:1 odds? Well I won a dogfight in a plane designed on Gayper (Patent Pending)!"

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  • I ruined ur pfps pt. 5 6 months ago

    Addiction is not a joke, kids.
    Unless I'm making a joke about it because I'm the only person in the entire world who's funny
    bow down, peasants.
    (/s)

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  • Why are my parts sentient? 6 months ago

    @Majakalona WHY DOES THE ENGINE HAVE A LIVER, MAJAKALONA?

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  • Why are my parts sentient? 6 months ago

    @Majakalona Maja, why does the piston engine have a liver?

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  • Psychological Warfare 6 months ago

    @Yish42 Truly, which is the bigger crime??
    (/s lol)
    Between crude oil and maple syrup I think I know which I’d want on my waffles.
    Yep, that’s right.
    Mustard!

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  • Gift for Majakalona 6 months ago

    Oran

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  • 2K 6 months ago

    Hello exgreen person

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  • Mb-23E3T 6 months ago

    @Kerbango Really gotta nail home who maded it

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  • Question: Where is the best place to tag someone? 6 months ago

    Middle. It's the most chaotic way. Especially when it's an extremely long block of text full of Hyperlinks so the blue of the tag isn't instantly apparent. So when I show up and pull this shit it's an extra little pain for everyone. It will never be as chaotic as @Eggman making his callout post on Twitter dot com, but I can still try my darndest. So while I spread my disagreement with @Majakalona's viewpoints I can be the longest, phattest, biggest comment in the entire chain, all jam-packed with pure premium Grain Guy bullshit. You could tow a massive waving sign from the back of the Sadie, reading "I am an asshole" (also painted on the envelope) and still not be a fraction of a fraction of the amount of an asshole which I have willed myself to be in writing this message.

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  • aw man ): 6 months ago

    @Zhixunlin23 Wunderbar

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  • Graingy PSA: The Brass has declared... 6 months ago

    @MrSilverWolf actually I should probably ask if something like this is considered a breach of Rule 5 Point 3. It's about sentient rocks, but I'm concerned if it's considered too close to something that actual horrible people would say to fly on this site.

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  • [Teaser] S.S.S Warspite 6 months ago

    @Speedhunter I actually rather like that theory.
    Does bring into question how “Power” ties in, though.
    I assume it means torque, but in that case surely Cherno would have few issues slowing down considering the immense strength at play? Just, like, go rigid.
    IIRC Cherno also has foot spikes for grip, though that could be meant more for standing in place than general traction.
    Another little inconsistency is the couple seconds we see of Romeo Blue in the beginning, a Jaeger with a speed of 2 and a power of 7, shows the mech moving really quite slowly. It’s swing just isn’t very fast.
    Granted, it may have been holding the bridge it used to kill… Hardship, was it? In that shot.
    I believe there’s the video put out by the CG company where some extra views are available, and I think that showed it grabbing the bridge with some weird extendy fist thing.
    Point is in that shot a difference of 1 seems to have great effect. Likewise, Crimson has three times the speed stat yet clearly isn’t three times as fast.
    Anyhow, clearly the definite specs were not at the forefront of the minds of the creators.

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  • I GOT GRAINGY TO PLATINUM 6 months ago

    Give me back my piss.

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  • Psychological Warfare 6 months ago

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover Alberta is a Canadian Province.
    It is also literal hell.
    The impression of Canadian federal and inter-provincial politics that I've gotten is that Ontario, Quebec, and Alberta are all arguing over their rights and stuff (because Quebec is full of francophones who think their culture is under threat or whatever, ask @Yish42 for one kind of Quebecer perspective, and Alberta is full of filthy conservative oil money) while BC sits in the corner and eats glue. And by glue I mean heroin.
    To Alberta you go.

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  • F-2.4 "Outline" 6 months ago

    @TalonTheCRTguy It's literally not even published yet how the fuck

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  • build a flying car challenge 6 months ago

    @TheMouse I did that once accidentally. I think it was “Though” or something.

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  • HMCS Tidal Heavy Bombardment Cruiser 6 months ago

    ffs you people are fast

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  • SP 2 Revitalization 6 months ago

    1: Learn formatting.
    2: Money or not, we do NOT need people coming here from TikTok of all places.

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  • I am (not) LunarEclipseSP 6 months ago

    @Speedhunter Insert cheesy tagline about getting bigger

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  • [Teaser] S.S.S Warspite 6 months ago

    @Monarchii Yeah that too.
    Luv me tank.
    Even if it was just a growth of "Russia Stronk" before the annexation of Crimea, the mech was cool AF. Maybe the Kaiju were actually Russia's saviour in Pacific Rim, giving them a mission to aspire to?
    Strangely wholesome tbh

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  • XML Bomb 6 months ago

    @SimpleStupid There's no such thing as a nanobyte.

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  • a 6 months ago

    Aerodynamics: Fuck all

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