Simpleplanes isn't even a plane game anymore.
It's a sh*tpost simulator.
...
Honestly, I'm not too upset by this development, even if it's been like this for a while.
Tbh I could totally imagine this being featured in one of those old Minecraft mod showcases so many people would watch as kids.
It just looks so...
Square.
Tbh I kinda like it. Very stylish.
This may genuinely be one of the funniest things I've ever seen on this website, my brain is just refusing to process the sheer magnitude at which this is hilarious.
@Aviator01
I'm not really following J:NO (heh. kinda sounds like juno), so I'm not sure where the game goes as far as personality, but it certainly looks great.
KSP is like a hotwheels car that was upgraded gradually into an iowa class battleship.
it may look great, but at its core is still a toy car.
Could also be compared to an early panzer 4, though vastly more extreme.
Only one possible way: Witchcraft and dark magic, just like climbing a metal pole. Or using chopsticks. No mortal can do these things, only those who deal with the kraken. Jeb must have made it.
Next I will start with primary shapes, a box, or cylinder or plane, which I conform and add lines to and slowly build up the final shape from the least amount of lines possible. Once the silhouette is correct I can start adding details like windows and doors and some panels, which I cut into the surface. And, finally, I add the small parts, like door handles, aerials, and lights. The main difficulty was trying to keep the polycount as low as possible while also making sure all the curved surfaces were curved enough.
We know, Emma. We know. Trust us, we know.
Lol
the call of the void manifested
"The call of the void" already manifested in the last game, and that's mounting four cockpits to a jet engine + fuel tank and aiming them straight up. That said, I do wonder how high altitudes will be handled... Has anything been said on that front? Will the sky turn black? Will there be a curvature effect on the horizon?
Hm.
In any case these look quite good and I can't wait to kill thousands of innocent civilians.
@BOSSentinel Okay that's funny.
And do keep in mind tragedies happen daily. You just remember this one because it happened to the USA. The USA is not the world.
Make no mistake, the 9/11 attacks were horrible, but it was 24 years ago and there comes a point that people stop treating something as the end all be all of terrible events.
It happened, it was bad, the world sympathized, move on.
To any poor sod that finds this on google in the future, it's done via Gravatar. Make a low-security email (Gravatar isn't very secure), make an account for Gravatar, and make the email your SP account uses the same as the one you used for Gravatar. Make your SP account use Gravatar (checkbox in the account settings page, where email select is) and it should be connected. May take a moment to update. After that whatever your PFP is on Gravatar will be your SP PFP.
My biggest concern is if it will be successful outside the SP community.
While an influx of completely new users could cause problems for the community (people not respecting site rules, formal and informal), it is likely necessary for Jundroo to sustain their operations.
Some users, like LunarEclipseSP, have talked about a lack of YouTube content for SimplePlanes. I don't think this is a problem for the community, which is here regardless, so much as it is for the game; a lack of YouTube prominence would severely limit how many people see this niche product.
square :)
+3I am just further impressed.
+3Plane game?
NO!
ISLAND GAME!
WE LAUGH IN THE FACE OF GOD :D
Simpleplanes isn't even a plane game anymore.
+3It's a sh*tpost simulator.
...
Honestly, I'm not too upset by this development, even if it's been like this for a while.
Gasp
+3It's square!
Aesthetic!
Tbh I could totally imagine this being featured in one of those old Minecraft mod showcases so many people would watch as kids.
+3It just looks so...
Square.
Tbh I kinda like it. Very stylish.
I am terrified
+3This may genuinely be one of the funniest things I've ever seen on this website, my brain is just refusing to process the sheer magnitude at which this is hilarious.
+3Ah yes, the panzer 3.
+3The tank Germany made before they realized they were into love handles
@Aviator01
+3I'm not really following J:NO (heh. kinda sounds like juno), so I'm not sure where the game goes as far as personality, but it certainly looks great.
KSP is like a hotwheels car that was upgraded gradually into an iowa class battleship.
it may look great, but at its core is still a toy car.
Could also be compared to an early panzer 4, though vastly more extreme.
I feel like this would be found on a certain website with a green background...
+3Jundroo messed up big time by adding text lmao.
+3Thanks to them, we have this beautiful contraption. Blessed.
OOOHHHHH so THIS is how you steal Russian aircraft!
+3Surrender lmao
+3If I had a square meter of radar-cross-section for every pixel in that first image, I'd be stealthier than the plane
+3well, at least it's not a jar...
+3In loud, frustrated british accent
+3SKULL EMOJI
Cool SCP
calls behind me
HEY CARL! WE GOT ANY HELLPITS LEFT IN STORAGE?
+3Literally just noticed that this thing, for all its parts, is TINY.
+3It’s a little baby Yamato omg!
Only one possible way: Witchcraft and dark magic, just like climbing a metal pole. Or using chopsticks. No mortal can do these things, only those who deal with the kraken. Jeb must have made it.
+3To run this would be... straight outa the door, 10 petaflops, at LEAST
+3Nothing more than a cheap Pigpen ripoff... lol
+3BEEP BEEP BEEP Missile inbound, deploying flairs, deploying flairs, aaahh
+3why does the save name come up as"Modded tank"?
+3"Got the spider!"
+3BREAKING NEWS: Jebediah Kerman now longer allowed near golf carts after crashing one into the launchpad and somehow blowing it up.
+3when mom says she got McDonalds
+3how many Boom 50s are inside?
+3@AWESOMENESS360 I'm pretty sure I do.
+3@jamesPLANESii Oh... what changed in the game thats stops it from now?
+3OK... removes upvote... It doesn't even takeoff! >:(
+3it's my first uploaded plane
+3You took a picture of a Roblox Protogen from a train?
+2"Fun" is a relative concept with these kinds of games.
+2We know, Emma. We know. Trust us, we know.
Lol
"The call of the void" already manifested in the last game, and that's mounting four cockpits to a jet engine + fuel tank and aiming them straight up. That said, I do wonder how high altitudes will be handled... Has anything been said on that front? Will the sky turn black? Will there be a curvature effect on the horizon?
+2Hm.
In any case these look quite good and I can't wait to kill thousands of innocent civilians.
Eh, I've seen worse.
+2Ever seen the fabric of time wrecked by an orange?
@BOSSentinel Okay that's funny.
+2And do keep in mind tragedies happen daily. You just remember this one because it happened to the USA. The USA is not the world.
Make no mistake, the 9/11 attacks were horrible, but it was 24 years ago and there comes a point that people stop treating something as the end all be all of terrible events.
It happened, it was bad, the world sympathized, move on.
Now for the soothing tunes of: Mantra Ray
+2my eyes
+2Also that's a base
You haven't developed SILVERPANZER syndrome, have you?
+2Super what
+2Super what now
To any poor sod that finds this on google in the future, it's done via Gravatar. Make a low-security email (Gravatar isn't very secure), make an account for Gravatar, and make the email your SP account uses the same as the one you used for Gravatar. Make your SP account use Gravatar (checkbox in the account settings page, where email select is) and it should be connected. May take a moment to update. After that whatever your PFP is on Gravatar will be your SP PFP.
+2@Boeing727200F A troll. If they aren't going to improve themself, ignore them.
+2@dbqp Please do something more valuable with your life than being a troll on the internet. Genuinely.
+2@MonsNotTheMonster Lock the fuck in
+2...
+2Be quiet and never talk again.
OH LAWD HE COMIN
+2My biggest concern is if it will be successful outside the SP community.
+2While an influx of completely new users could cause problems for the community (people not respecting site rules, formal and informal), it is likely necessary for Jundroo to sustain their operations.
Some users, like LunarEclipseSP, have talked about a lack of YouTube content for SimplePlanes. I don't think this is a problem for the community, which is here regardless, so much as it is for the game; a lack of YouTube prominence would severely limit how many people see this niche product.
monke
+2Nothing changes human behaviour like a crowbar to the knees.
+2@Randomplayer Is that legal?
+2The mesh looks excessively complicated for SP, presumably rather performance heavy?