35.8k Graingy Comments

  • Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor 1.6 years ago

    Reminds me of a joke (copy pasted from reddit):

    An Airbus A380 is on its way across the Atlantic.

    It flies consistently at 907 km/h in 35,000 feet, when suddenly a Euro-fighter with Mach 2 appears.

    The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot by radio: "Airbus flight, boring flight isn’t it? Take care and have a look here!”

    He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, only to swoop down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks, "Well, how was that?"

    The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but now have a look here!"

    The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly stubbornly straight, with the same speed. After five minutes, the Airbus pilot radioed, "Well, what are you saying now?"

    The jet pilot asks confused: "What did you do?" The other laughs and says, "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back of the flight to the bathroom, got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon cake and made an appointment with the stewardess for the next three nights - in a 5 Star hotel, which is paid for by my employer. "

    +28
  • Cardboard Tornado 1.8 years ago

    if I had a dollar for every byte in all these photos combined I'd have a quarter.

    +15
  • Post Removal Message 1.4 years ago

    This is what I got for showing the true map of the USA!
    THE MODS WILL NOT SILENCE ME!
    WYOMING DOES NOT EXIST!!!

    +14
  • Volotok no longer exists. 6 months ago

    I'm just gonna say it:
    People who delete their accounts, unless legitimately in a bad place mentally for other reasons, are total losers.
    Grow up. You can walk away, but if there's anything I'll call a secular sin it's the destruction of information.

    +12
  • Thomas the... 4.7 years ago

    I fear no man, but that thing... it scares me

    +12
  • LOW EARTH ORBIT DEFENSE INTERCEPTOR 1.2 years ago

    Planes in the spaceship game, spaceships in the plane game.
    Just as Andrew Garrison intended!

    +10
  • Everything is fine 7 months ago

    Annnnd that's another player I've outlived!
    Classic Graingy W.
    Bye! Don't, like, die or something.
    I'd look rather suspect if you did.

    +9
  • 9/11/01 1.2 years ago

    It's someone's birthday today.
    Ain't that fun?

    +9
  • B-52H Stratofortress 1.4 years ago

    Since this thing is going to be serving till the 50s, would it be considered science fiction?

    +9
  • Wasp 1.7 years ago

    Jundroo won't stop ME from landing on a sinking wreck!
    dies

    +9
  • AF-55B 'Adelaide' (39 Parts) 1.7 years ago

    Ah, but it isn't labeled mobile-friendly.
    I Don't think I could run it.
    ...
    OH! Is that a 20000 part battleship with the "mobile-friendly" tag?
    Well, don't mind if I do!

    +9
  • The Real Ghost of Kyiv 2.0 years ago

    I still wonder who made this image.
    I love it.

    +9
  • SimplePlanes 2 FAQ 6 months ago

    Great to hear the site is being kept!
    Will there be some sort of clear marker, such as perhaps a coloured window, for SP2-only craft?
    Also, will "Major Chad" be optional like VR is in SP1, or will he be mandatory?
    Personally I'd rather he was just an option. I prefer the SP world lifeless by default, with life being optional.

    +8
  • Why I Think the Next Jundroo Game WON'T Be SimplePlanes 2 | An Opinion Piece one year ago

    “SimplePlanes 2 would need to be a lot less "simple" in order to offer a truly new and interesting experience”
    FunkyTrees is rapidly approaching critical mass

    +8
  • Finale 1.2 years ago

    Shows Kicking Fish
    Virtually identical

    +8
  • Be Not Afraid My Child 1.4 years ago

    @JuanNotAnAlt I had a dream where Godzilla was made of wasp parts and died

    +8
  • Be Not Afraid My Child 1.4 years ago

    Biblically accurate SimplePlanes

    +8
  • Petercopter 1.7 years ago

    TO THE HINDEN-PETER!
    puttering
    explosion
    "OH MY GOD"
    "Joe, I am so sorry!"
    "HOW DO YOU AFFORD THESE THINGS!?"

    +8
  • Happy International Women's Day! <3 1.7 years ago

    @LunarEclipseSP Yeah, that'd be cringe.
    Hate everybody instead :)
    We are gender-inclusive in our hatred of mankind here at Graingy!

    +8
  • Juno: New Origins - Officially Launched 1.8 years ago

    grab the popcorn cause I'm ready to watch the competition between this and KSP 2.
    ...
    tbh I'm betting on KSP 2 overall but I'm sure than Jundroo will put up a damn good fight

    +8
  • Gator 2 2.4 years ago

    petition for jundroo to add "fortunate son" to the simpleplanes ost (if lawyers attempt to eat soul, distract with peanuts and loose change)

    +8
  • F-21 Faketor 4.0 years ago

    "mom can we get F-22 Raptor?"
    "no we have F-22 Raptor at home"
    F-22 Raptor at home:

    +8
  • Somethin' ain't right... 2 months ago

    Congrats on unlocking Throttle 2.

    +7
  • The Items 6 months ago

    Wow, North Wright Airstrip not being shit!?
    Incredible!

    +7
  • SimplePlanes 2 FAQ 6 months ago

    @Pan Multiplayer is enforced
    You must join every Sunday for two hours for an Andrewism sermon followed by worship.

    +7
  • (Action Figure) Ai Hoshino 1.2 years ago

    Hmmm...
    (Google.com)
    (Closest Nuclear aicraft carrier)
    (Does Perseverance have nuclear weapons)
    (Mars-to-Earth return rockets near me)
    (How to convince NASA to send Nuclear bomb and rocket to Mars)
    (Joe Biden email)
    (What is ice cream)
    (Do they sell ice cream on Mars?)
    (How cold is ice cream?)
    (How cold is Mars?)
    (What is milk)
    (What can be milked on Mars?)
    (Eyeblech)
    (EYEBLEACH)
    (Nuclear bombs on mars shopping)
    (Do I have memory problems?)
    (Can sand get dementia?)
    (Does Joe Biden like sand)
    (Can I sell myself in a non-prostitute way)
    (Do I have worth?)
    (Our Dream - Sovietwave Mix)
    (Did the Soviets ever send nukes to Mars?)
    (Did the Soviets ever send rockets to mars to bring back samples)
    (How to get picked up)
    (When will Mars sample return happen?)
    (Do humans discriminate against sand?)
    (Can sand join the US military)
    (Does the Russian military enlist sand)
    (Russian war crimes in Russo-Ukraine war)
    (Eyebleach)
    (Does Chinese military hire sand)
    (Uyghur)
    (Does Canada have nukes)
    (Does Soia have nukes)
    (Why hasn't Soia visited Mars?)
    (How to cope with existential dread?)
    (Soian opinion of Weebs)
    (Soian citizenship application)
    (Can sand be Soian citizen)
    (Can sand work for Graingy?)
    (How to claim unpaid labour Soia)
    (How to find search history google)
    (How to tell if I'm mentally ill?)

    +7
  • IA SimpleAI - MNIST 1.2 years ago

    New SP war crime!
    An AI that pleads with you not to restart or leave the level because it is genuinely sentient and fears for its life!
    Holy shit

    +7
  • Fattah Hypersonic Missile 1.5 years ago

    fatass hypersonic missile

    +7
  • Weapons? 1.7 years ago

    Dead post, I know...
    lasers.

    +7
  • SimplePlanes Train Simulator 1.8 years ago

    SimpleTrains when?

    +7
  • Andrew Garrison Figurine 2.0 years ago

    I don't know why, but I feel that I really shouldn't blink right now.

    +7
  • Rick Astley 3.8 years ago

    Someone: looks in "Highest rated all time" page for the 84th time on a tuesday (even though it never changes)
    Rick: We're no strangers

    +7
  • QM-8 Target Drone 4.7 years ago

    Looks like the cleavers introverted cousin

    +7
  • Bots Are Out Of Control (PSA & Rants) one month ago

    You can improve your flight experience by visiting www.graingyaircraft.so/main/010112 today for a 3% discount on your first purchase thanks to our newdeals promotion only for new customers

    +6
  • This will replace the Rickroll. one month ago

    The uploader has not made this video available in your country

    F Martians I guess

    +6
  • Does anyone have @Blueshift builds left? 7 months ago

    "My contributions feel like a free concert - others are enjoying the show without buying tickets."
    What a loser.

    +6
  • I Ate And Finished 2 Buckets Of KFC At Once 8 months ago

    "Damn," she uttered, and with that single syllable billions were condemned to slaughter, billions to die hung from racks to feed the demands of a nation embodied in one. A nation that demanded the fruits of their sacrifice, and the flesh of their bodies. For they were chicken, and her devastation was theirs.

    +6
  • Blohm und Voss P.213 9 months ago

    This thing has strong “flew once and killed its test pilot” vibes

    +6
  • SimpleDoom High Graphics one year ago

    If simpleplanes becomes the preferred piracy software I ain’t complaining

    +6
  • Bored idk one year ago

    Boat: Instructions
    Step one: Lump
    Step two: Lump on top of Lump
    Step three: Engine
    Step four: Float
    Step 5: ???????
    Step six: profit

    +6
  • Simple Hyper 1.2 years ago

    Pfft I was trying to find my comment, thinking it got deleted, and only then realized it was pinned.
    Truly an honour lol

    +6
  • Europe Map Colod Wall 1.2 years ago

    Wow guys I cannot believe it the Colod Wall!

    +6
  • AI Tanker lite 1.6 years ago

    As an atheist I feel the need to tell you that you are going to hell.
    where's the downvote button!?

    +6
  • YAMATO 1945 4.4 years ago

    there is no way anyone (without a supercomputer) could play this. looks good but still, way overdone to the point of being unplayable.

    +6
  • McDonald's Douglas MD-80 4.5 years ago

    Is it a heavy cargo plane?

    +6
  • Jay Jay the Jet Plane 4.7 years ago

    So this is why the empire created the deathstar

    +6
  • Panzerkampf-wagon 4.7 years ago

    when mom says "no eating crayons"

    +6
  • Graingy Survey: What's the Largest Thing You Can Fit in Your Mouth? one month ago

    @Eagleman101SP pics or it didn't happen

    +5
  • T-2E Executioner one month ago

    Edgy tank
    Literally
    Looks very unpleasant to step on

    +5