41.1k Graingy Comments

  • Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor 2.0 years ago

    Reminds me of a joke (copy pasted from reddit):

    An Airbus A380 is on its way across the Atlantic.

    It flies consistently at 907 km/h in 35,000 feet, when suddenly a Euro-fighter with Mach 2 appears.

    The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot by radio: "Airbus flight, boring flight isn’t it? Take care and have a look here!”

    He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, only to swoop down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks, "Well, how was that?"

    The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but now have a look here!"

    The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly stubbornly straight, with the same speed. After five minutes, the Airbus pilot radioed, "Well, what are you saying now?"

    The jet pilot asks confused: "What did you do?" The other laughs and says, "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back of the flight to the bathroom, got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon cake and made an appointment with the stewardess for the next three nights - in a 5 Star hotel, which is paid for by my employer. "

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  • Cardboard Tornado 2.2 years ago

    if I had a dollar for every byte in all these photos combined I'd have a quarter.

    +15
  • why is the ww2 destroyer so detailed compared to the regular destroyer? one month ago

    Newer model.
    SP seemingly used to have a really cartoony art dirction, see the old Beast and the USS Tiny, but has gone more realistic over time. Also, the company has presumably grown and gained more resources for better assets.
    Same with parts, newer parts are much more finely modeled and far more intricate in their function.
    See: Heli Rotor, Custom propellers, the OG propeller.
    Each has a more complex model than the last, and each is more complicated in customization, physics, and function.
    It's not just visuals.

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  • Website Update 2 months ago

    THE LORD HATH SPOKEN AND HATH BROUGHT FUTHER COMMANDMENTS!

    +14
  • Post Removal Message 1.8 years ago

    This is what I got for showing the true map of the USA!
    THE MODS WILL NOT SILENCE ME!
    WYOMING DOES NOT EXIST!!!

    +14
  • Thomas the... 5.0 years ago

    I fear no man, but that thing... it scares me

    +13
  • Volotok no longer exists. 11 months ago

    I'm just gonna say it:
    People who delete their accounts, unless legitimately in a bad place mentally for other reasons, are total losers.
    Grow up. You can walk away, but if there's anything I'll call a secular sin it's the destruction of information.

    +12
  • SimplePlanes Builds in SimplePlanes 2 - Part Two! yesterday

    The stick highlights at 2:03.

    Anyways, I continue to hope that the physics engine is reworked in some fashion, even better as an alternative settings option.
    While I understand wanting SP craft to remain compatible, don’t get me wrong, SP’e physics are not great and it’d be nice to be able to make some actually vaguely realistically performing aircraft. Really that’s the one true thing I want out of SP2, everything else is just a bonus.

    +11
  • LOW EARTH ORBIT DEFENSE INTERCEPTOR 1.5 years ago

    Planes in the spaceship game, spaceships in the plane game.
    Just as Andrew Garrison intended!

    +11
  • Wasp 2.0 years ago

    Jundroo won't stop ME from landing on a sinking wreck!
    dies

    +11
  • I may be less active on SP 15 days ago

    Be sure to touch plenty of grass while you're away. We all should.
    Maybe I'll get to touch some someday...

    +10
  • Introducing AutoModerator 28 days ago

    One concern I do have is if it’ll send reports for, say, swearing while venting about some other user that pissed you off in an unlisted post.
    People on this site can be annoying, not everyone gets along. Sometimes you need to blow off steam. Sometimes you want to discuss events with friends. Using another site isn’t always practical (trust me, I tried with some other users. It didn’t work).
    If it always feels like you’re under the gun then this site could very quickly feel quite stifling. It’s a small box, sometimes that’s nice, but if you’re forced to share the same space with someone you can’t stand (and let’s be real, blocking does not prevent you from being bothered by them, only from interacting directly yourself with them) then it becomes… unpleasant. You may also be want to try to settle things directly with someone. That may not stay civil, but so long as it’s not public I think some lenience would be good.

    TL;DR: I’d hope that unlisted posts are given a degree of exclusion from this system. I don’t want to be wished into the cornfields by some bot, always having to think nothing but happy thoughts.

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  • List of ideas for SP2 3 months ago

    Having space in SP2 (beyond extremely thin atmosphere) would defeat the point of J:NO.

    +9
  • Everything is fine one year ago

    Annnnd that's another player I've outlived!
    Classic Graingy W.
    Bye! Don't, like, die or something.
    I'd look rather suspect if you did.

    +9
  • Finale 1.5 years ago

    Shows Kicking Fish
    Virtually identical

    +9
  • 9/11/01 1.5 years ago

    It's someone's birthday today.
    Ain't that fun?

    +9
  • B-52H Stratofortress 1.8 years ago

    Since this thing is going to be serving till the 50s, would it be considered science fiction?

    +9
  • AF-55B 'Adelaide' (39 Parts) 2.1 years ago

    Ah, but it isn't labeled mobile-friendly.
    I Don't think I could run it.
    ...
    OH! Is that a 20000 part battleship with the "mobile-friendly" tag?
    Well, don't mind if I do!

    +9
  • The Real Ghost of Kyiv 2.3 years ago

    I still wonder who made this image.
    I love it.

    +9
  • Question: is it okay to simulate or create stories about FICTIONAL aircraft that crashed resulting in mass casualties one month ago

    Depends. Is it a realistic, well-crafted and intriguing tale of tragedy and ill fate, or is it "the plane crash, everyone die, so sad, it looked like this, the end"?

    +8
  • SimplePlanes 2 FAQ 11 months ago

    Great to hear the site is being kept!
    Will there be some sort of clear marker, such as perhaps a coloured window, for SP2-only craft?
    Also, will "Major Chad" be optional like VR is in SP1, or will he be mandatory?
    Personally I'd rather he was just an option. I prefer the SP world lifeless by default, with life being optional.

    +8
  • Why I Think the Next Jundroo Game WON'T Be SimplePlanes 2 | An Opinion Piece 1.4 years ago

    “SimplePlanes 2 would need to be a lot less "simple" in order to offer a truly new and interesting experience”
    FunkyTrees is rapidly approaching critical mass

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  • Be Not Afraid My Child 1.8 years ago

    @JuanNotAnAlt I had a dream where Godzilla was made of wasp parts and died

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  • Be Not Afraid My Child 1.8 years ago

    Biblically accurate SimplePlanes

    +8
  • Petercopter 2.0 years ago

    TO THE HINDEN-PETER!
    puttering
    explosion
    "OH MY GOD"
    "Joe, I am so sorry!"
    "HOW DO YOU AFFORD THESE THINGS!?"

    +8
  • Happy International Women's Day! <3 2.0 years ago

    @LunarEclipseSP Yeah, that'd be cringe.
    Hate everybody instead :)
    We are gender-inclusive in our hatred of mankind here at Graingy!

    +8
  • Juno: New Origins - Officially Launched 2.2 years ago

    grab the popcorn cause I'm ready to watch the competition between this and KSP 2.
    ...
    tbh I'm betting on KSP 2 overall but I'm sure than Jundroo will put up a damn good fight

    +8
  • Gator 2 2.7 years ago

    petition for jundroo to add "fortunate son" to the simpleplanes ost (if lawyers attempt to eat soul, distract with peanuts and loose change)

    +8
  • F-21 Faketor 4.3 years ago

    "mom can we get F-22 Raptor?"
    "no we have F-22 Raptor at home"
    F-22 Raptor at home:

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  • [Rant] Welcome back, you damn menace to society! 14 days ago

    Me when I see the 8 meter screaming corpse appear and then disappear 1.4 seconds later again

    +7
  • This will replace the Rickroll. 5 months ago

    The uploader has not made this video available in your country

    F Martians I guess

    +7
  • Somethin' ain't right... 7 months ago

    Congrats on unlocking Throttle 2.

    +7
  • The Items 10 months ago

    Wow, North Wright Airstrip not being shit!?
    Incredible!

    +7
  • SimplePlanes 2 FAQ 11 months ago

    @Pan Multiplayer is enforced
    You must join every Sunday for two hours for an Andrewism sermon followed by worship.

    +7
  • Does anyone have @Blueshift builds left? 11 months ago

    "My contributions feel like a free concert - others are enjoying the show without buying tickets."
    What a loser.

    +7
  • (Action Figure) Ai Hoshino 1.5 years ago

    Hmmm...
    (Google.com)
    (Closest Nuclear aicraft carrier)
    (Does Perseverance have nuclear weapons)
    (Mars-to-Earth return rockets near me)
    (How to convince NASA to send Nuclear bomb and rocket to Mars)
    (Joe Biden email)
    (What is ice cream)
    (Do they sell ice cream on Mars?)
    (How cold is ice cream?)
    (How cold is Mars?)
    (What is milk)
    (What can be milked on Mars?)
    (Eyeblech)
    (EYEBLEACH)
    (Nuclear bombs on mars shopping)
    (Do I have memory problems?)
    (Can sand get dementia?)
    (Does Joe Biden like sand)
    (Can I sell myself in a non-prostitute way)
    (Do I have worth?)
    (Our Dream - Sovietwave Mix)
    (Did the Soviets ever send nukes to Mars?)
    (Did the Soviets ever send rockets to mars to bring back samples)
    (How to get picked up)
    (When will Mars sample return happen?)
    (Do humans discriminate against sand?)
    (Can sand join the US military)
    (Does the Russian military enlist sand)
    (Russian war crimes in Russo-Ukraine war)
    (Eyebleach)
    (Does Chinese military hire sand)
    (Uyghur)
    (Does Canada have nukes)
    (Does Soia have nukes)
    (Why hasn't Soia visited Mars?)
    (How to cope with existential dread?)
    (Soian opinion of Weebs)
    (Soian citizenship application)
    (Can sand be Soian citizen)
    (Can sand work for Graingy?)
    (How to claim unpaid labour Soia)
    (How to find search history google)
    (How to tell if I'm mentally ill?)

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  • IA SimpleAI - MNIST 1.6 years ago

    New SP war crime!
    An AI that pleads with you not to restart or leave the level because it is genuinely sentient and fears for its life!
    Holy shit

    +7
  • Fattah Hypersonic Missile 1.8 years ago

    fatass hypersonic missile

    +7
  • Weapons? 2.1 years ago

    Dead post, I know...
    lasers.

    +7
  • SimplePlanes Train Simulator 2.1 years ago

    SimpleTrains when?

    +7
  • Andrew Garrison Figurine 2.3 years ago

    I don't know why, but I feel that I really shouldn't blink right now.

    +7
  • Rick Astley 4.1 years ago

    Someone: looks in "Highest rated all time" page for the 84th time on a tuesday (even though it never changes)
    Rick: We're no strangers

    +7
  • QM-8 Target Drone 5.1 years ago

    Looks like the cleavers introverted cousin

    +7
  • How much will physics change on SP2? 20 hours ago

    This is literally THE thing I want out of SP2. Everything else is secondary.
    Even as a toggleable option, so SP1 designs can still work. I want to be able to make actually realistic planes.
    SP1 compatibility shouldn't hold back SP2 from actual improvement. If it does, then SP2 is a pointless endeavour.

    +6
  • Totally a forum that has nothing special at all 5 days ago

    You’ll be experiencing a loss of consciousness when I find you.

    +6
  • sharing my first female drawing 8 days ago

    I hate the internet.

    +6
  • What was your most embarassing moment on SimplePlanes? 21 days ago

    @airlinerbuilder

    You're supposed to make complex stuff

    They clearly didn't read the game's title.

    +6
  • Graingy Survey: Build Techniques You're Particularly Fond of? one month ago

    @PlaneFlightX Your building technique is turning SimplePlanes into a fucking 3D modeling program

    +6
  • 2FA Now Available for Players with 5000+ Points 2 months ago

    @GuyWhoBuildStuff on top of that, higher point users are more likely to have more valuable accounts with good stuff on them. Not everyone (see: myself), but more.

    +6