This treaty shall be ratified by the authorized representatives of Guywhobuildsstuff and Graingy, and shall take effect on the first of December, 2023. It shall remain in effect until such time as both parties mutually agree to amend or terminate it.
GuyWhoBuildStuff, [Graingys signature ]
Guy, [Graingys first name]
Treaty of Maywar
November 5, 2023.
@Graingy ehh, maybe. I’ve found new sources of renewable energy. I still need a few more car batteries to keep R/D running. As the Eels Prime Minister, could you please discuss this with your departments and sign a treaty that states the following:
Treaty of Waywar
Preamble:
This treaty, henceforth referred to as the "Treaty of Waywar," is established between the parties involved to bring an end to the conflict surrounding the harvesting of car batteries from the ocean. This treaty is a declaration of mutual understanding and cooperation between Guywhobuildsstuff, representing the Men who build stuff, and Graingy, the presumed Prime Minister of the Ocean and of Cheif Executive Officer of the ‘Graingy Aircraft Company.’
Article I: Cessation of Hostilities
Both parties, Guywhobuildsstuff and Graingy, hereby declare an immediate cessation of hostilities and commit to resolving the dispute through diplomatic means.
Article II: Withdrawal of Forces
Graingy shall, by the first of December, 2023, withdraw any forces previously deployed in the ocean for the purpose of protecting the car batteries. Guywhobuildsstuff shall also withdraw all forces, except for five armed military personnel, who will collect the batteries once per week, on Sunday.
Article III: Car Battery Harvesting
Guywhobuildsstuff shall be granted permission to harvest car batteries from the ocean for the purpose of powering their Research and Development (R/D) division.
Article IV: Development of Renewable Energy
Guywhobuildsstuff shall have the right to continue the development of their top-secret renewable energy technology, utilizing nuclear weapons for controlled reactions in an enclosed space.
Article V: Compensation and Termination of Battery Harvesting
Once the development of the renewable energy technology is completed, Guywhobuildsstuff shall cease the harvesting of car batteries. In recognition of the impact on the affected sea life, Guywhobuildsstuff shall compensate Graingy with 5,000% of the total value of the car batteries, expected to be evenly distributed throughout the affected sea life.
Article VI: Enforcement and Accountability
Both parties commit to overseeing the implementation of this treaty and shall cooperate in resolving any disputes or issues that may arise in the future.
@Graingy HA! CHECKMATE BASTARD. BY THAT CONFORMATION IF THAT QUESTION, I HAVE NARROWED FOWN YOUR CURRENT GEO-POSITION TO MANITOBA, CANADA! I AM SENDING A PIZZA DELIVERY DRIVER TO YOUR COMPOUND AS. WE. SPEAK!
@Graingy I’m guessing you’re that one person who, when the teacher asks to do a 2k word essay, you type 12k just in spite of the teacher and still get a 62%
@Graingy @Graingy @Graingy @Graingy, you never learn do you. It’s not a communist “murder” drone, it’s a communist “peacemaker” drone. Know the difference or the glorious government will send to a very far away place for a… “vacation”
@Graingy man, Comon you can’t use an absence the internet as a win. I was talking to robo-Mao Ze Dong. He’ll eliminate half of your blood line and force the other half into labor prison
Thanks, now I have blackmail if the peace treaty goes wrong
+1@Graingy jokes on you, I all of my couch cushions have been stolen…
+1@Graingy mmm, ok
+1@Graingy The Men Who Builds Stuff (MWBS) will happily accept this offer. Perhaps we could be business partners in the future… ya never know…
“ Pecunia et Potentia”
+1@Graingy (Part 2 cuz it wouldn’t fit)
GuyWhoBuildStuff, [Graingys signature ]
Guy, [Graingys first name]
Treaty of Maywar
November 5, 2023.
"Pecunia et Potentia"
@Graingy ehh, maybe. I’ve found new sources of renewable energy. I still need a few more car batteries to keep R/D running. As the Eels Prime Minister, could you please discuss this with your departments and sign a treaty that states the following:
Treaty of Waywar
Preamble:
This treaty, henceforth referred to as the "Treaty of Waywar," is established between the parties involved to bring an end to the conflict surrounding the harvesting of car batteries from the ocean. This treaty is a declaration of mutual understanding and cooperation between Guywhobuildsstuff, representing the Men who build stuff, and Graingy, the presumed Prime Minister of the Ocean and of Cheif Executive Officer of the ‘Graingy Aircraft Company.’
Article I: Cessation of Hostilities
Article II: Withdrawal of Forces
Article III: Car Battery Harvesting
Article IV: Development of Renewable Energy
Article V: Compensation and Termination of Battery Harvesting
Article VI: Enforcement and Accountability
@Graingy @Graingy damn
@Graingy you dead?
I think I killed him… FINALLY
@Graingy counter point: fuck
Also congrats on gold
@Graingy defecation
@Graingy señor sep- Señor septic sipper. I’ve gotta use that
@Graingy pulls out F3F wanna say classics again?
@Graingy why are you EVERYWHERE I GO?! ARE YOU STALKING ME? Ohhh. I know, you installed a keystroke tracker while I was away. Bastard
+1@Graingy THOSE EELS TASTE GOOD TOO!
@Graingy and then there’s me. A guy who steals batteries, locally sourced from the ocean
You bastard got on the top of today? Damn
+2@Graingy I can’t follow this, I haven’t read your 2k word essay for your bio
@scootwritable HEY, WE ARENT TALKING ABOUT JESUS THINGY RN! We’re talking about the whereabouts of Graingy
@Graingy HA! CHECKMATE BASTARD. BY THAT CONFORMATION IF THAT QUESTION, I HAVE NARROWED FOWN YOUR CURRENT GEO-POSITION TO MANITOBA, CANADA! I AM SENDING A PIZZA DELIVERY DRIVER TO YOUR COMPOUND AS. WE. SPEAK!
@Graingy I’m guessing you’re that one person who, when the teacher asks to do a 2k word essay, you type 12k just in spite of the teacher and still get a 62%
@Graingy what is your new Graingy lore that’s goin on
@Graingy does that mean I can get close to him? Well call the Graingy-Guy war over and call ourselves business partners!
@Graingy that is intact me. Mr… who was it? John geninus… that’s me!
+1@Graingy no… it is in fact me. Geminus… I am… named geminus
@Graingy you called?
@Graingy whoops, typo, Mach 885
@Graingy nah, it’s not a flammenwerfer, it’s a wall of lead hurdling towards you at 855 miles per hour and and 6000 RPM
@Graingy and I have all new ‘New-Clear’ cleaning spray. It make everything so clean, it disappears from existence
@Graingy shit, I almost forgot about Robo-Lenin
@Graingy like I said, Robo-simo has 2 Anti-Tank rifles. No matter how thick your armor is, it’s 1 mm too thin
Ah yes, attack plane
@Graingy @Graingy @Graingy @Graingy, you never learn do you. It’s not a communist “murder” drone, it’s a communist “peacemaker” drone. Know the difference or the glorious government will send to a very far away place for a… “vacation”
@Graingy of course, you don’t?
@Graingy your face looks like a toilet >:(
+1Me too lmao
+1@Graingy man, Comon you can’t use an absence the internet as a win. I was talking to robo-Mao Ze Dong. He’ll eliminate half of your blood line and force the other half into labor prison
@Graingy well I’m gonna one up you, Robo-Simo Häyhä
He has 2 anti-tank rifles he uses for counter snipping and is nearly invisible
Try to top that
@Graingy “robo-Lenin” Fkn robo-Lenin. Man I am dead
@Graingy F-22 raptor to… shoot down the F-15s? To kill the eels? I… win???
@Graingy Eagle actions
@Graingy Eel internal intelligence agency
@Graingy Koi Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti
@Graingy Sturgeon Intelligence Agency
Federal Bass Intelligence
@Graingy that gave major “I don’t care who the IRS sends, I’m not paying my taxes” vibes
@Graingy I’m a hermaphrodite?
@Graingy that too.
God I hate autocorrect
@Graingy I attempted to retaliate, alas, my procreation is awful
@Graingy well, stupid formatting ruined the joke
@Guywhobuildsstuff @Graingy nope
@Graingy #Yur bluetoof devise haas disconected