@TheChosenOne I have sent a universal tank design for the Army. Check out the T64E1. Everything great about a tank in 1 reasonably light package. I recommend using it as our primary tank.
@Strikefighter04 Say I desired some more "living space".. How would I go about invading a country if I desired said living space? Any SimpleLandia-specific war rules?
@CptJacobson My tanks aren't build to be super-heavy behemoths with ridiculous armor values and giant naval rifles. They have big guns and good armor, but they need to be small and easy enough to produce to supply a whole army based around armored assaults. This is what it's built to do. It's sloped armor is pretty thick and is reasonable against most Anti-Tank weapons and has enough firepower to get right about any job done. It's mobile so it can go fast and turn well, is also light enough to cross bridges without difficulty. i don't design super tanks.
If you look closely, you see my tanks are very good, but built to get the job done, have good armor, speed and firepower while being somewhat cheap to produce. That is what this is made to do, that is what this does.
The tank has failed most of our vehicle safety tests. Much of it's turret ring is exposed and can be disabled quickly. Also, we need scout vehicles to be light, with light armament and armor. It doesn't move around very well.
@CptJacobson I'll offer you (and your puny nation) a chance. You can either:
A. Fight this pointless war, have many of your super soldiers die to my armor and infantry, and end up losing.
OR
B. Unconditionally surrender all military equipment including guns, ammunition, armor, ships, aircraft, naval vessels, nuclear weapons and other WMDs, designs of foreign vehicles and reduce your military size to 150,000 men.
@CptJacobson Block me. Go. Do it, I do not care. I simply left because of your experimentation program. You want to escalate to war. I'll gladly show you my entire arsenal built just specifically to shut down tyrannical dictatorships like yours.
@CptJacobson Do you want everyone in your factories to perish or do you want to back down now, and surrender while you still can? Pick your poison. You lose either way.
@TheChosenOne Mobilize your forces. We're crushing Jacobson's little human experimentation gig. Oh, those explosives I planted, Jacobson? Heh. Here goes to your wartime production. eats popcorn
@CptJacobson War it is then. You want to lie infront of the SimpleLandia community that I am experimenting on humans? There are no Josef Mengele's in my team. You're the only one doing the evil. Prepare to be demolished infront of a mass of Scarryn Armored Divisions. I'd so love to see that not-so-beautiful ivory tower of yours fall to a 183 mm shell... heh.. All forces, mobilize. Defenses engaged.
@CptJacobson Every plan needs a backup plan. You fire those, I mobilize the entire army of my tanks, aircraft and navy as well as the Chosen One's forces. Your funeral.
@CptJacobson Have you considered laser defense systems? Or maybe the fact that chuckles your men in all of your factories are in danger? I'd love to see you try to defuse tons upon tons of strategically placed explosives.
@CptJacobson For all anyone knows, this could be a frame job. I will conduct a thorough investigation on all of our employees. If what you are saying is false, and it was indeed your men, you're going to feel the pressure of an invasion force, backed with Mechanized Infantry, Panzer Divisions, aircraft and large numbers of powerful naval vessels. You say what you want, but choose carefully. Your words could have your nation brought to a cripple.
@CptJacobson You expect me to believe this? We don't participate in the "human experimentation" department. If you go any further, I will have no choice but to forcefully close your untruthful mouth.
@Strikefighter04 I'm aware, that's why I said that. I am no man, and none of my men are of any evil. If you'd like to call arming nations with the best defense and breakthrough possible evil, go ahead. War kills. My tanks end wars quicker.
@CptJacobson I do not design infantry or infantry vehicles of any sort. I work tanks, and only tanks. If it's super anything, it's making the existing T63 platform as effective as possible.
@Strikefighter04 We do not have any sort of super soldier programs. Feel free to check out my absolutely stunning MBT programs though. Got some really nice armor if you're interested. Perhaps we can lend you some of our newer models?
@CptJacobson We carry a strongly negative towards your nation because of your super soldier programs, and your overall treatment of your citizens. Unfortunately, I can not be a part of something of such evil.
@TheChosenOne T61E7 coming out soon. Features better sloping, track placement, turret position changes for more ammunition storage and better frontal and turret armor. Tests indicate a 67% average effectiveness increase in the "brawl all the other heavies" department.
@TheChosenOne He already knows the capabilities of my T63E1's. the E5 model increases average effectiveness by 41%. Jacobson knows what will happen if he attempts to make an attack.
@TheChosenOne I would like to align with you. Aligning will make me a integrated state, and you will have access to all of my armored technologies and license production of all HellRaisers vehicles, including our latest and greatest improved T63 model, the A5.
@TheChosenOne Serving tyrannical dictators who force it's citizens into torture and murder for military training is not somebody I will back. Do you happen to have a nation?
@Notaleopard None of the included vehicles are modified. Your order for 10 of each has been placed. They will not be crushed until New Year's Day.
@CptJacobson Hell, man. That's a tall order. Might want to start building convoy ships lmao
@CptJacobson
+1@Strikefighter04
@TheChosenOne
@TheChosenOne I have sent a universal tank design for the Army. Check out the T64E1. Everything great about a tank in 1 reasonably light package. I recommend using it as our primary tank.
@Strikefighter04 Also, how do we include our own countries in the rp?
+1@Strikefighter04 Idk, you'd have to ask thechosenone
Also, where is Scarryn?
@Strikefighter04 Say I desired some more "living space".. How would I go about invading a country if I desired said living space? Any SimpleLandia-specific war rules?
+1@Bearclaw189 I accept your request for a military exercise. You can rely on Austria for all of your armored assault needs.
@CptJacobson My tanks aren't build to be super-heavy behemoths with ridiculous armor values and giant naval rifles. They have big guns and good armor, but they need to be small and easy enough to produce to supply a whole army based around armored assaults. This is what it's built to do. It's sloped armor is pretty thick and is reasonable against most Anti-Tank weapons and has enough firepower to get right about any job done. It's mobile so it can go fast and turn well, is also light enough to cross bridges without difficulty. i don't design super tanks.
If you look closely, you see my tanks are very good, but built to get the job done, have good armor, speed and firepower while being somewhat cheap to produce. That is what this is made to do, that is what this does.
Austria isn't getting Anschluss'd this time. gimme dat
@StrikeFighter04
Newbie A-10 Pilot: Where's the BRRRRRRRRRRRRRT button?
Yes, because a 406mm naval gun will fit on a KV chassis
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The tank has failed most of our vehicle safety tests. Much of it's turret ring is exposed and can be disabled quickly. Also, we need scout vehicles to be light, with light armament and armor. It doesn't move around very well.
@Strikefighter04 Awesome. How can I submit military vehicles for review?
+1@Strikefighter04
If we are citizens of the old SimpleLandia forum page, does that transfer over here?
+1@CptJacobson You didn't tell us you cancelled it after 3 days. All of this could have been avoided.
@CptJacobson If you say so.
@TheChosenOne
@CptJacobson I'll offer you (and your puny nation) a chance. You can either:
A. Fight this pointless war, have many of your super soldiers die to my armor and infantry, and end up losing.
OR
B. Unconditionally surrender all military equipment including guns, ammunition, armor, ships, aircraft, naval vessels, nuclear weapons and other WMDs, designs of foreign vehicles and reduce your military size to 150,000 men.
@CptJacobson Block me. Go. Do it, I do not care. I simply left because of your experimentation program. You want to escalate to war. I'll gladly show you my entire arsenal built just specifically to shut down tyrannical dictatorships like yours.
@CptJacobson Do you want everyone in your factories to perish or do you want to back down now, and surrender while you still can? Pick your poison. You lose either way.
@TheChosenOne Mobilize your forces. We're crushing Jacobson's little human experimentation gig. Oh, those explosives I planted, Jacobson? Heh. Here goes to your wartime production. eats popcorn
@CptJacobson War it is then. You want to lie infront of the SimpleLandia community that I am experimenting on humans? There are no Josef Mengele's in my team. You're the only one doing the evil. Prepare to be demolished infront of a mass of Scarryn Armored Divisions. I'd so love to see that not-so-beautiful ivory tower of yours fall to a 183 mm shell... heh.. All forces, mobilize. Defenses engaged.
Any and all trade is being canceled. No trade in or out, full war economy and enough well-trained men to give you a very nice beating.
@CptJacobson Every plan needs a backup plan. You fire those, I mobilize the entire army of my tanks, aircraft and navy as well as the Chosen One's forces. Your funeral.
@CptJacobson Have you considered laser defense systems? Or maybe the fact that chuckles your men in all of your factories are in danger? I'd love to see you try to defuse tons upon tons of strategically placed explosives.
@CptJacobson For all anyone knows, this could be a frame job. I will conduct a thorough investigation on all of our employees. If what you are saying is false, and it was indeed your men, you're going to feel the pressure of an invasion force, backed with Mechanized Infantry, Panzer Divisions, aircraft and large numbers of powerful naval vessels. You say what you want, but choose carefully. Your words could have your nation brought to a cripple.
@CptJacobson You expect me to believe this? We don't participate in the "human experimentation" department. If you go any further, I will have no choice but to forcefully close your untruthful mouth.
No man like Josef Mengele*
@Strikefighter04 I'm aware, that's why I said that. I am no man, and none of my men are of any evil. If you'd like to call arming nations with the best defense and breakthrough possible evil, go ahead. War kills. My tanks end wars quicker.
+1@CptJacobson I'm no Josef Mengele.
+1@CptJacobson I do not design infantry or infantry vehicles of any sort. I work tanks, and only tanks. If it's super anything, it's making the existing T63 platform as effective as possible.
+1@Strikefighter04 We do not have any sort of super soldier programs. Feel free to check out my absolutely stunning MBT programs though. Got some really nice armor if you're interested. Perhaps we can lend you some of our newer models?
+1@CptJacobson We carry a strongly negative towards your nation because of your super soldier programs, and your overall treatment of your citizens. Unfortunately, I can not be a part of something of such evil.
@TheChosenOne SPG Prototype
@TheChosenOne T61E7 coming out soon. Features better sloping, track placement, turret position changes for more ammunition storage and better frontal and turret armor. Tests indicate a 67% average effectiveness increase in the "brawl all the other heavies" department.
@TheChosenOne He already knows the capabilities of my T63E1's. the E5 model increases average effectiveness by 41%. Jacobson knows what will happen if he attempts to make an attack.
Why are you sharing this with Jacobson?
@TheChosenOne Anybody with the exception of only the foolhardiest will retreat at the sight of a Scarryn armored division.
@TheChosenOne Negative.
@TheChosenOne Thank you for welcoming me.
@TheChosenOne
@TheChosenOne I would like to align with you. Aligning will make me a integrated state, and you will have access to all of my armored technologies and license production of all HellRaisers vehicles, including our latest and greatest improved T63 model, the A5.
@TheChosenOne Serving tyrannical dictators who force it's citizens into torture and murder for military training is not somebody I will back. Do you happen to have a nation?
@TheChosenOne Do you have a Discord?