A. Eat another
B. Cut open my stomach and grab it out
C. Eat 35 more
D. Go on a murderous rampage
E. Say hello
F. Comment more weird things on this post
G. Eat all of my family members
H. Choke myself with another bar of soap
I. Drink soapy water
Hey you know that weird glowing ball in the sky? Stare at it for approximately 3 mins without closing your eyes and the whole world will become night time!
@DerpTheSoyacfartala @AWESOMENESS360
You fools, I learned how to press the respawn button. Now you can never stop me mwahahahaha oh shi- starts getting shot again
Fu[] fu[] shi- dead god: dammit Learpot that was your last chance
Learpot: frick. god: but...
Learpot: what god: I have a confession...
Learpot: what the hell just tell me god: I AM NOT HERE! YOU'VE BEEN FACETIMING ME THIS WHOLE FREAKING TIME!
Learpot: w- what how? god: Actually I am not god at all!
Learpot: wth god: I ammmmmmmmmm [insert more “m’s]
[127 years past by]
Learpot: Grabs a gun
Learpot: aahahaaaha I wanna end this aaaaaa dies while being a spirit respawns in real life
Learpot: oh finally I am not being shot looks into the distance hears war cries starts getting shot again starts dying
.
I give up. I am too tired of typing.
A human being commonly known as a “player” has decided to comment on this exact post at this very moment, he usually has very little to do and is bored as hell. He comments these exact words: “a player has commented on a post you are following” the so called “player” actually might not exist and is a bot but it’s a very unlikely situation that that will happen. The player could either exist or not depending if they’re dead or alive. Let’s say they’re dead, well then this post would be around 20-80 years old and they’re comment will stay there forever. Well what about alive? Well that means that they have to exist. But what is existence? How do we exist? Why do we exist? Is existing even existing? I don’t know anymore. Send help
White user: builds a F-18 out of regular blocks and a blasto
The description:
OMG THIS TOOK ME 69 DAYS PLEASE I WORKED SO HARD ON THIS UPDOOT UPVOTE] UPVOTE AAA OMG OMG WHAT IF YOU DONT UPVOTE I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE
the comments:
White user: pleas updoot
Other user: against the rules boiiiii
White user: [insert a sentence that doesn’t makes sense]
Other user: w h a t .
Santa is so smart.
+15He used a silencer
Local hill dies from local A-10. Officials say 32 people were killed on the hill including the hill itself.
+12Guys I ate a bar of soap. What do I do?
A. Eat another
+10B. Cut open my stomach and grab it out
C. Eat 35 more
D. Go on a murderous rampage
E. Say hello
F. Comment more weird things on this post
G. Eat all of my family members
H. Choke myself with another bar of soap
I. Drink soapy water
Guys I want to be rich upvote me
+8poor noises
Hey you know that weird glowing ball in the sky? Stare at it for approximately 3 mins without closing your eyes and the whole world will become night time!
+7Bro why is tsampoy making a chicken sandwich? Aren’t we all supposed to build p o I n t l e s s INEDIBLE stuff?
+6“You have any more”
+6Huh looks like Andrew actually enjoys this
Guys I’m silver please don’t upvote my comment aaaaaa
+6I hate my life I have to go play simpleplanes oh wait there the simpleplanes oh god I hate my life androo has to rename game aaaaaaaaaa
+6@DerpTheSoyacfartala
8
Yesn’t
+6@AWESOMENESS360
+5Thamk yew swo muwsh I cayn fienelly rwest
Water update: I gave up.
+5@OwO
+5g g g g u u u u r r r r b b b b e e e e e g g g g g g
@AWESOMENESS360
+5r e g r u b
g e r b u r g e r h a m
+5Ṇ̸̢̨̡̢̨̡̨̡̢̛̼͚̠̘̟̲̜̟̣͖̩̝̭̼̺̼͉̮̰͍̟̼̭̰͓̯̳͖̜̜̬̻̪͚̹͚̘͇̣̖͙͈͔͍̮͉͍̳̟̥̩̹͔̻͖͈͕̠͚̝̙̣͚͇̭͙̪͎̯͕̫͈̹͇͇̣̱͖͍̳͙̜̮̗͚͔͎̟͉̰̎̈̀̍͛̍̌̀͗̇̔́̉̍̀̈̏͜ͅͅͅͅi̸̡̢̧̧̧̡̢̨̧̛̛̜̙̟̥̱̳̞̭̖̼̩̬̗̦̣̙̙̩̠͔͈̞̙͕͕͎̻̜̞̝͍̘̪̗͇͚̖̪̖̦͕̦͕̥͕̾̾̽̿̍̈́͂̽̀̑̂̄͋͆̈́͊͂̓͒́͛̍̿̔̿̀̓̎̔͆͗̂̃͊̀̃̈́̈́̈̇̏̈̓̎̍̒̉͑͌͂̒̿͑̎͗̍͑͛̈́͂͋́͂̔̃̂̍́̊͛̅͆͐́́̾̊̕̕͘̚̚͘̕̚̕͘͜͝͝͝͝͠͠͠ͅͅc̴̡̡̢̨̨̡̡̡̢̨̧̨̨̡̨̨̢̡̨̛̛̛͙̰̗̦̟͕͈̪͚͎̥̖̟̼͔̖̻̝͔͔̲͍̙̰̖̖̪̣̬͕͍̱̼̦̲̣̘͍̥̜̯̳͕͖̳͍̰̱̖̭̘̩̯͖̜̲̭̯͕̙͈̱͍̥͉͚̟͎̘̙͎̣͈̗̳̬̦̥̩̳͓̺̞͕̦̪̼̳̪̯̤̺̹̬̞̟̳͉̼͇͓̳͔̠̤̤̙͖̗̲̙̺͚̟̰̖̮͚̙͔̦̯̤̖̩̘̠̲̯̝͍̟̮̣̼̺͙͓̞̼͓̫̤̣̰̓̊͂͊̓́̊̊́̄́̇̐͒͋̓̐̀͐̔̋͋̿̇́̌̒̃̅͌̀́͗͛̉̊̅̿͌͋̒̐̀͊̌͆͆̀͊̏͐̆̌̏́̐̀̿̓̉̀̓̊͑́͐̍̏̍̌͒́̓͒́̑̑̏́́͒͑̈́̂̈́͋͆̓̀̀̑̐͆̽̾̃̋̔̌͌̑̊̀̽̑͒̌̅͂̈̈̐̓̐̾̾̃̈͐̊͛̿̿̑̆͐̃͊̽͒͌͑̍͆̃͂̀͋̓̈́̎͗̿̓̆̒̀̊̈́̌̀̇̔͌̀͆̕̕̚̕͘͘̕̕̚̚̚̕̚͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͝͠͠ͅͅͅͅͅę̸̢̢̡̨̢̨̨̨̡̨̨̨̨̧̛̛̛̖̺̠̦̖̺͙̖̩̟͙͖̮̣̳̼̲͔̼̥͉̜͓̦̦̲̳̯̲̪͕̳̥͖̙̜̤̖̙̫̞̝̳̜̹̱̙͖͚͈̗̲̭̗̳̜̘̹̮͇̹̰̬͇̩̬̳͙͕͕̱̣͓͉̺͓͔͍̲̳̬͚̖͉̫̺̥̣̩̗̲͍̣̜͚̥͓͖̙͖͓̻͉͈̞̘̠̥̮̪̪͖͖̟͕̖̜̞̗̘̻̮̫̩̭̱̟̭̝͎̘̥͚̪̺̭̘̳͙̼̝̞̼̳͈̖̫̮͙̪̘͔͚͙̭͓͙͍̦̟̩͉̜̝͇̺̫͓͂͛̊͑̽̆̄̈́̀̑̇̆̃͋̀̌̓̔̋͐̈́̌̊͋̈́̓̐̓̊̆́̽͌͗̊̄́̾͒̀̅̐̄͒́̀̓̈́̓̑͂͗̿̒̓̑̅̄̌̈́̊̓̀̉̓̈͛͑̎̈̓̌̑͆̍̈́̄͆̈́̀͛̊͊̎̀̀̒͑̿̇͋̽̿̍̈́̍͗̓̌͘̕̚̕͘̕͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅ
+5@AWESOMENESS360
+5b u r b u r b u r g e r g e r g e r
@rexzion
+5b u r g e r h a m
Why leave?
+5Also just leave your account alone. Your builds are actually pretty good
@DerpTheSoyacfartala @AWESOMENESS360
+5You fools, I learned how to press the respawn button. Now you can never stop me mwahahahaha oh shi-
starts getting shot again
Fu[] fu[] shi-
dead
god: dammit Learpot that was your last chance
Learpot: frick.
god: but...
Learpot: what
god: I have a confession...
Learpot: what the hell just tell me
god: I AM NOT HERE! YOU'VE BEEN FACETIMING ME THIS WHOLE FREAKING TIME!
Learpot: w- what how?
god: Actually I am not god at all!
Learpot: wth
god: I ammmmmmmmmm [insert more “m’s]
[127 years past by]
Learpot: Grabs a gun
Learpot: aahahaaaha I wanna end this aaaaaa dies while being a spirit
respawns in real life
Learpot: oh finally I am not being shot looks into the distance
hears war cries
starts getting shot again
starts dying
.
I give up. I am too tired of typing.
I can’t believe this post exploded right now and this was 6 years ago XD
+5Ok guys I came back and I’m gold
+5Dear fellow humans, whatever you do, don’t upvote this comment.
If you wish to well...
I will find you... and I will stalk you... and I will kill you.
Edit: fu[censored] looks like I’ll have to kill somebody today
+5@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+5Proceeds to observe all of your computers and hack into them
@FoxTwo It handles like crap since there was an update. Check his 2.0 version man.
+5Also. Compare the planes from 5.2 years ago to this. See?
1000th comment of the p51 mustang
Edit: And it only took like 5 years.....
+5Ah yes, the only place where you can type anything and people just automatically upvote the comment
+5@switdog08
18
A human being commonly known as a “player” has decided to comment on this exact post at this very moment, he usually has very little to do and is bored as hell. He comments these exact words: “a player has commented on a post you are following” the so called “player” actually might not exist and is a bot but it’s a very unlikely situation that that will happen. The player could either exist or not depending if they’re dead or alive. Let’s say they’re dead, well then this post would be around 20-80 years old and they’re comment will stay there forever. Well what about alive? Well that means that they have to exist. But what is existence? How do we exist? Why do we exist? Is existing even existing? I don’t know anymore. Send help
+5@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+520
AI playurh hasth conmthented ohm a phowst yhuou ahrh flowowoling
@Gluck
32
+5A player has posted on a comment you are following
@switdog08
36
A player has commented on a post you are following
+5@WiiMini
42
A player has, commented on a post you are following
+5@switdog08
44
A player has commented on a post you are following
+5@AWESOMENESS360
+552
A player has commented on a post you are following
Latin or get flattened
+5It’s about time I come back to this legendary post.. after like 3 weeks
+4For every updoot going over 1234, I will drink 1 ml of water. Not kidding.
.
+4Counter:
3 mls of water drank
Every single one of you has to go eat a b e e s c h u r g e r
+4In honor of the chain @UgandaKnuckles @OwO @AndrePlaysSP
White user: builds a F-18 out of regular blocks and a blasto
+4The description:
OMG THIS TOOK ME 69 DAYS PLEASE I WORKED SO HARD ON THIS UPDOOT UPVOTE] UPVOTE AAA OMG OMG WHAT IF YOU DONT UPVOTE I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE
the comments:
White user: pleas updoot
Other user: against the rules boiiiii
White user: [insert a sentence that doesn’t makes sense]
Other user: w h a t .
I miss when the comments were just
A player has commented on a post you are following
+4No
+4Somebody else upvoted this post. So I removed my upvote so it can stay at 1234
+4I love it when I die for the 53rd time
+4Oh fak I’m dead
+4@AWESOMENESS360
+4I am choking myself with the wire, the floor Is dirty and full of bacteria, and I cut my wrist to die
@AWESOMENESS360
+4HEY OVER HERE M8 AAAAAA
starts choking and licking the floor and cuts my wrists
@AWESOMENESS360
+4F no!
chokes myself with a piece of wire and starts peeling and eating the concrete walls and starts licking the floor
@AWESOMENESS360
+4I D O N T F R E A K I N G K N O W O K A Y ?
I’m gonna awake the god again
+4@Cyan
+4Hey delete that or else I’m gonna do the “thing”