@Majakalona "Just blame the missile blasts on that outdated missile launcher. To this day, we still haven't figured out how it works"
–Sgt [REDACTED], Snowstone National Constabulary
@WritersCrusadersAirCo Thank you! Our Divine Majesty has spent the rest of the day trying to give directions to us... but why did we get dents on our shiny ambulance?
-an anonymous SCDEMS worker
Honourable Mentions
@SPAircraftOfficial
@DatMaluchGuy19
@LunarEclipseSP (Not sure if she's giving the ambulance directions or just throwing balls at it for fun.)
@LunarEclipseSP "Ehm... We borrowed them, Your Divine Majesty, but we don't remember how."
–Archibald Manwearing, Senior Technician that's "totally not involved" with the "borrowing" of 200 cars
@DatMaluchGuy19 Apparently they wanted 999 as their number but the designers painted it the other way.
These copycats really deserved it.
–Sgt J Woorsek, SNC
@LunarEclipseSP SNC's engineers would have to improve their skills in building a naval and aerial power. They're mostly good at building their own vans, tanks, buses, and trucks though.
@DatRoadTrainGuy19 [mutters various curse words]
-R/Cst Hakim Al-Batennet, getting a little bit swept away even though he is wearing a heavy backpack full of equipment
@Majakalona It had war with Wright, war with some gangsters, and probably a battle with some rioters at the government square
+1@Majakalona
+1"Just blame the missile blasts on that outdated missile launcher. To this day, we still haven't figured out how it works"
–Sgt [REDACTED], Snowstone National Constabulary
And finally...
+1@Julane20WCAirCo
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+1@WritersCrusadersAirCo
@XAircraftManufacturer
@RepublicOfCursedPlanes
@LunarEclipseSP
+1Probably 3 days after the SNC Commissioner took your ball and pretended he was "fortune-telling".
–DCP Elrond Sumersant, SNC
@LunarEclipseSP Our defences are really faulty, even police planes can't go through!
+1@LunarEclipseSP I'm pretty sure we have those near me. They just escort parades!
+1@WritersCrusadersAirCo
+1Thank you! Our Divine Majesty has spent the rest of the day trying to give directions to us... but why did we get dents on our shiny ambulance?
-an anonymous SCDEMS worker
Honourable Mentions
+1@SPAircraftOfficial
@DatMaluchGuy19
@LunarEclipseSP (Not sure if she's giving the ambulance directions or just throwing balls at it for fun.)
@Graingy bonk
+1@Graingy Hopefully they do...
+1If they brought the stolen Baller Eclipse statue home, they can catch a fugitive.
@LunarEclipseSP "Ehm... We borrowed them, Your Divine Majesty, but we don't remember how."
+1–Archibald Manwearing, Senior Technician that's "totally not involved" with the "borrowing" of 200 cars
@RepublicOfCursedPlanes Yeah, ✨slay!✨
+1@Monarchii Too big to take off soon!
+1@WisconsinStatePolice Ah yes, the benefits of living in a city-state where almost everyone knows engineering.
+1@SomeSPGuyWhoLikesLore Yes, car.
+1@Aviator720 Yeah, got so much stuff to do IRL. I might get back to writing news someday.
+1@DatMaluchGuy19 Yes, very baka.
+1@LunarEclipseSP No one knows how to try to deactivate them, not even the SNC!
+1long boi
+1@SPAircraftOfficial :)
+1@DatMaluchGuy19
+1Apparently they wanted 999 as their number but the designers painted it the other way.
These copycats really deserved it.
–Sgt J Woorsek, SNC
@SPAircraftOfficial
Sure, maybe after servicing our fleet.
-Sgt P W Hossat, the guy in charge of ordering stuff
+1@DatMaluchGuy19
+1I smell Pfisterian lackeys making epic fails
-Detective Constable [REDACTED], Special Branch of the SNC
@LJh1 Bad news for you, it's only equipped for defending itself against missiles.
+1@DatMaluchGuy19
Snowstone has gone through lots of bad stuff, sadly. Things are starting to get out of hand.
-Commissioner of the SNC
+1@LunarEclipseSP A big "ouch" for residents :(
+1@Dracul0Anderson Of course!
+1@ToeTips Eh, as long as it flies and lands very well, it could qualify.
+1@DatMaluchGuy19 Moonley's CEO would like to put that sort of ad everywhere to see the public's reaction.
+1@SPAircraftOfficial Yeah, got a bit lazy to draw stuff...
+1@HoshimachiSuiseiMyBeloved
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+1@SPAircraftOfficial
+1Not reported? Zero! Sometimes everyone in Snowstone gets super nosey.
–Detective Sergeant [REDACTED], SNC Special Branch
@DatRoadTrainGuy19 Strange, it costed around 50 Snotones
+1@LunarEclipseSP Some people there just have a photo of you, and they offer food to it.
+1@LunarEclipseSP They're even planning to put it in a Sn100 bill and in a Sn10 coin.
+1Dunno why, but she kept throwing her tray at me.
+1-Cst Allison Senketti, the guy tasked with guarding her prison cell
@DatRoadTrainGuy19 She's bombed our weather radar and your weather radar too!
+1-Random guy from Snowstone
@SPAircraftOfficial Yes.
+1@DatRoadTrainGuy19 Hey, as usual, you can assist us in our defense!
+1–Sgt Maria Elena Nesslüke, while making trenches
@LunarEclipseSP Snowstone has a reserve force, ready to assist the regulars (that are more than enough), however coalition soldiers are welcome.
+1@LunarEclipseSP SNC's engineers would have to improve their skills in building a naval and aerial power. They're mostly good at building their own vans, tanks, buses, and trucks though.
+1@XAircraftManufacturer Sure!
+1@SPAircraftOfficial Bricks.
+1@LunarEclipseSP They relied on their police as their defence power for around 300 years.
+1@DatRoadTrainGuy19
+1[runs to a nearby Robin]
-R/Cst Hakim Al-Batennet, dodging metal beams and hiding under an NHB Robin
@DatRoadTrainGuy19
+1[mutters various curse words]
-R/Cst Hakim Al-Batennet, getting a little bit swept away even though he is wearing a heavy backpack full of equipment
Honourable Mentions
+1@DatRoadTrainGuy19
@SPAircraftOfficial
@LunarEclipseSP
@DatRoadTrainGuy19 That would be very great!
+1-Dr Therese Sankkett, Director for the National Health Bureau
@SPAircraftOfficial Oh. Thanks for letting me know!
+1