413 SimpleIsTooComplex Comments

  • YAMATO 1945 2.8 years ago

    survival guide book page 2:
    how to start a campfire

    you will need
    1. logs
    2. your pc
    3. a functioning brain inside your head

    step 1. place the logs somewhere with a distance between the surroundings
    step 2. place your pc in the logs
    step 3. turn on your pc and run simpleplanes
    step 4. download YAMATO 1945 from the website
    step 5. wait for your pc to start bursting into flames.

    congratulations!
    you made a campfire!

    +14
  • Lo Res car 2.0 years ago

    hold on bro my car still loading

    +8
  • Kicking Fish 3.0 years ago

    bit of disappointing but ok, they just added them with new parts

    +8
  • AC-130H Aerial GunShip 2.8 years ago

    @RachelGardner can you make a tutorial how to make the camera aiming?

    +6
  • Wasp 3.1 years ago

    @Planebuilder1010 bruh you didnt lnow that uninstall application exists

    +5
  • Sweater Chang 4.5 years ago

    @AlexRol05 real translation: "you're a *ing crck, **nt, this is what video games were made for!"

    busted?

    +5
  • Rodan RM-01 ICBM 3.1 years ago

    why does it always explode before launching

    +4
  • not what the game is for 3.3 years ago

    @crazychickenguy carl's hould shot by a f22 raptor

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5 months ago

    mom look i am the 1451st upvoter at 2:40 am gmt 8+ june 13, 2024

    +3
  • YAMATO 1945 1.3 years ago

    shoutout to 20,584 who fried their devices

    +3
  • 1.11 Beta is now available 3.1 years ago

    its been a week where is the mobile release

    +3
  • How to find the Brown Pearl 3.1 years ago

    @Readmelt why use dumb cannons if you can use highly manueverable missiles?

    +3
  • RX-7 1.9 years ago

    bet this will blow up

    +2
  • A6M2 Zero 2.6 years ago

    never knew filthy frank had a plane

    +2
  • TIGER (P) 2.6 years ago

    translation nobody asked for:
    The VK 45.01(P) or Tiger (P) was a failed German prototype heavy tank as it failed several tests. Made by Porsche in Germany in 1942. This tank uses 8.8 cm Kw . caliber guns

    +2
  • YAMATO 1945 2.8 years ago

    @xXVANITYXx woah dude back off you are breaking the time and space

    +2
  • Pe-8 2.8 years ago

    cool tip: you'll get more downloads if you added some tags

    +2
  • SSTV Signal In SP 3.3 years ago

    I had the digital version!
    https://www.simpleplanes.com/Forums/View/1428814

    +2
  • How to find the Brown Pearl 3.3 years ago

    @Madmaximus you can find it but its hard to find since phone resolutions are small
    (my resolution is 1480x720 but still found it)

    +2
  • Beware the Brown Pearl 3.3 years ago

    when i first saw it, the ship gave me goosebumps cause of incredible speeds and its on the middle of the ocean, then i almost lost it

    +2
  • Antonov An-225 Mriya (AntoTHICC) 1.8 years ago

    @goslaus The Antonov Airlines for the Buran spaceplane gave it away to Ukraine for commercial purposes after the Soviet Union dissolved.

    +1
  • SR-71 BlackBird NASA 2.6 years ago

    very thx

    +1
  • Pe-8 2.8 years ago

    and russia didn't invade ukraine yet chill out

    +1
  • Pe-8 2.8 years ago

    @KONOJERRYDA my bad

    +1
  • 1993 Toyota Supra 2.8 years ago

    wow i remember this since it got 3 downloads

    +1
  • sukhoi su-33 2.9 years ago

    @Aviationcheesesticks don't worry, i can modify it a bit for me.

    +1
  • sukhoi su-33 2.9 years ago

    i think i should buy a new phone

    +1
  • sukhoi su-33 2.9 years ago

    finally, a vr capable less than 300 parts.

    +1
  • J--10 3.0 years ago

    awesome

    +1
  • Morse code 3.3 years ago

    you got me

    +1
  • actually hollow fuselage 3.3 years ago

    thanks

    +1
  • island 3.3 years ago

    @WolfHunter9111 No it's Patrick

    +1
  • Advanced Targeting 3.6 years ago

    @Altha its now pre-installed for both pc and android/ios version 1.9

    +1
  • THE MOST POWERFUL ENGINE IN ALL TIME 3.6 years ago

    @PhoenixWolfie no you need to have a jet like save the engine as sub-assembly then place it to any jet plane then replace it with this beast

    +1
  • MODIFY CHALLENGE 4.1 years ago

    if you want to make this a challenge, add a challenge tag

    +1
  • Mod suggestions. 4.1 years ago

    Doors mod, for helicopters and planes.

    +1
  • FH-69 in 69 parts 4.3 years ago

    this is cool!! can i have a thanks?

    +1
  • Update 1.9.205 4.5 years ago

    @F22Rapter just download patched apk lolololololol

    +1
  • Any users from ASEAN countries? 4.5 years ago

    filipino, reccommended: abs cbn shutdowned

    +1
  • Obj.271 Artillery/Anti-Tank 5 months ago

    weird looking tank

  • M-98 1.1 years ago

    used to have a "lore" on this build but it kinda sounded childish, so i prefer not to paste that while uploading this. basically the lore goes like this:

    in the late 90s, the p1 mbt was a great shame for the arklandish islands. the tanks suffered from mechanical malfunctions such as the turret ring getting jammed, engine randomly going up in flames, tracks disconnected due to poor quality to cut costs. however, the only thing that shines in the darkness is the 125mm model 98 gun. many p1 mbts were sold or either scrapped but they always preserve the cannon as they have potential for any tasks. the cannon is so great that people started to design a vehicle to carry the gun, that was delayed until the new millenium.

  • isn't it great to have a fine tuner for some sliders? 1.2 years ago

    p.s. first video i uploaded on sp

  • El Diablo(remake) 1.5 years ago

    for some reasons, i f###ed up alot of things in this plane. im going to update the xml and i'll reupload a much more better version of it.

  • Nissan GTR R35 tuning version 2.0 years ago

    outstanding

  • HMS Queen Elizabeth (R08) 2.5 years ago

    @PlenBoiPro because they're based on an actual carrier

  • German Corsair 2.6 years ago

    is it me or the comments are purged?

  • C-6 2.0 2.6 years ago

    sorry for being rude

  • C-6 2.0 2.6 years ago

    @SJR21818 becuz your phone made of potato chips lolololol

  • B-17 G Texas Raiders 2.8 years ago

    wowee

  • Fukouna Shoujo 03 2.8 years ago

    @TatsuTheOtaku too late :HowDidYouDoInPE: