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  • Asuka Langley Soryu 4.3 years ago

    YO! This is the story ‘bout a boy named Shinji
    Living in the flooded streets of New Orleans
    Gendo, Shinji's father, is a scientist, okay
    So he built a giant robot for Shinji’s birthday

    Shinji's friend Rei knows how to bust a cap
    When she's not fighting aliens, she’s taking a nap
    Without Asuka from Germany, everybody would be lost
    Her country is responsible for the Holo...graphic Map

    Shinji said, “Thanks, Daddy, can I take it for a whirl?
    And use it to help my friends save the world?”
    Now c'mon, Shinji! Let's get this party on!
    And kick alien butt in you EVANGELION!
    Yo! Shinji! Get in the robot!
    Your dad loves you! Get in the robot!
    The cockpit's too small for a grownup
    Kick some butt in your robot!

    Yo! Shinji! Get in the robot!
    Your friends loves you! Get in the robot!
    Aliens get scared when you show up
    Kick their butt in your robot!
    Yo! Shinji! Get in the robot!
    It's not an EVA, it's a robot!
    Don't eat a rice ball, eat a donut!
    Get inside that ro-bot!

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