562 Valansanoid Comments

  • X-02 Wyvern 6.8 years ago

    Oh my goodness, my phone can’t handle it. Reminds me of one of my creations...

    Well, probably means it can’t handle awesome!

  • Flying Fortress 6.8 years ago

    Took a long time to develop! It was one of the few projects I scrapped multiple times. The only other ones were the Glophus IX and Regalia I.

  • CNJ Blue Comet 7.0 years ago

    Thanks for the tip @RailfanEthan

  • CNJ Blue Comet 7.0 years ago

    I got it to load without crashing!
    Well, it just exploded and maybe crashed into the ground and sent the cockpit careening at around 550 mph, mind you, but this thing is really cool!

  • Drunken Bird 7.0 years ago

    It’s not called drunken for no reason, I suppose!

  • Mk132 Valansanoid Mechanical NOR Gate 7.0 years ago

    No. It is a logic gate. As of yet, the linking and ballasting system is still under development.

    The reason I made this is because a logic gate is the basic unit of computation. Indeed, the NOR Gate is special because you can make a computer out of only NOR Gates, even though it may be slightly more expensive (and energy inefficient. The Apollo mission to the moon did it anyways, though.) You can also use NAND Gates instead, if you are so inclined. I’m also working on that. After that, I’ll get to work making a NOT, AND, OR, and then XOR and XNOR gates. Once done (or possibly before that, if I fail,) I’ll start literally running numbers in simple planes.

    What’s the catch, you ask? I’m a mobile user. =)

  • Plz build 7.0 years ago

    No problem! Here’s hoping I mean it this time.

  • Plz build 7.0 years ago

    Oh, and here’s the fixed up one (the crane stowed right through the cargo bed with throttle. I fixed that. Feel free to lock the hinge if it doesn’t suit you, but it’s to reduce flip-over risk): https://www.simpleplanes.com/a/Co98N3/Truckin-Up

  • Plz build 7.0 years ago

    No problem!

  • Vadim's House (TARGET PRACTICE :D) 7.0 years ago

    Is it an indicator of mental illness if I have tried for multiple days to get this thing to fly?

  • Oscilla & Assistance Car 7.0 years ago

    It’s also not going to lift-off again after “landing.”

  • Oscilla & Assistance Car 7.0 years ago

    @J0S3PHS7AL1N You’re not alone. I’m also a bit confused.

  • Plz build 7.0 years ago

    Alright, here’s the work:
    https://www.simpleplanes.com/a/0KAhpN/Truckin-Up

  • Plz build 7.0 years ago

    Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.

    ETA: Approximately 3 hours (maximum: 2 days)

  • Parlanjoumor Launcher 7.1 years ago

    The only reason it says “based on Kerbango’s” thing is because I couldn’t get a motor to do over a 360° revolution without having more than one.

  • This aircraft is not working. Very well so plez help 7.1 years ago

    Here’s my patch and a diagnostic report. I did this the moment I found it.

    https://www.simpleplanes.com/a/aJrp40/Patched-Craft

    Credit not required, but a note at the bottom of “made with the help of Valansanoid” or “created in cooperation with Valansanoid Aerospace Inc. Diagnostic Team.” Whichever one you prefer, if you prefer to add one.

  • Project Mistel 7.1 years ago

    This kind of precision bombing is something I’ve never before been able to do. I mean, I could get this into a drive-through! A sufficiently large drive-through, of course, but what I mean is this: I really like this plane (or two planes, with just the click of a button!)

  • Mechanical glider (read desc) 7.1 years ago

    Damn. That’s pretty cool.

  • Efficient glider 11 (read desc stalls at 17 mph) 7.1 years ago

    I can’t drive it without sending it spinning along the z-axis... I suppose it is pretty slow during uncontrolled descent, though.

  • Parlanjoumor Compactor 7.1 years ago

    Well, sort of. I just made it because it looked cool. @QuantausAviation

  • X-12 Horse of Xanderstanderon 7.1 years ago

    This is a land vehicle. Conceivably, with minor modifications, it could become an amphibious vehicle. @jamesPLANESii
    Thanks for asking, by the way.

  • Treasure Chest 7.2 years ago

    This is an anti-aircraft missile installation. Not a cargo bin.

  • Oscilla & Assistance Car 7.2 years ago

    @J0S3PHS7AL1N Concerns?

  • X-6 Salty Wiggler 7.2 years ago

    @Milo1628xa Thank you for the feedback! It's good to hear that you like it. I've made a few other things since then, but I'd still say that the salty wiggler is my most unique creation.

  • VX-2 Supersonic Lance 7.2 years ago

    Also, if you want the exact opposite of fast, my Glophus IX has your back. It's wing loading is extraordinarily low, and has me questioning whether that's a good thing.

  • VX-2 Supersonic Lance 7.2 years ago

    This is not modded. It's functional.

  • Snowbird 7.2 years ago

    I forgot to move the gun up before uploading it, so download this one instead. It has all the same features, but a guaranteed significant increase in the survival rate of pilots.

    http://www.simpleplanes.com/a/2iBz1z/Snowbird