So I went to Walmart to get some stuff. I noticed this lady was staring at me in the same aisle I was in. No big deal. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes. Again... STARING! So now I'm like, "What the heck is her problem?!" I finish up my shopping and head to the cashier. Guess who is there ahead of me? Right. The staring lady! She turns around and starts staring at me again. So I start playing with my phone because at this point it's getting weird. Super uncomfortable! Finally she says, "I want to apologize for staring at you, but you look just like my son who passed away." I thought to myself, "It makes sense now." I felt kind of bad for thinking she was a weirdo and said, "Sorry for your loss." She says, "Thank you...but I have a favor to ask. I know it's weird and I'll understand if you don't want to, but can you give me a hug and say 'Bye Mama"? Inside I was like HECK NO crazy lady, but I know people have different ways of getting over a loss so I went ahead and did it. She smiles, thanks me, and leaves. The cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to $100.87 and I'm like, Hold up. I just bought a few things and I knew it should have been like $20. The cashier then tells me that my total was included with my mom's. I'm like, "WTH?!" She said, "Your mom said you were paying for her stuff along with your things. I told her that that woman was NOT my mom. She said, "Well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mama." I'm like OMG! I can't believe this! I flew out of the store looking for this awful woman, ready to drag her back in the store by her hair!!! I see her loading up her car and I started running towards her. She saw me and jumped in her car so fast. I got to her just as she was putting her leg in, and I started pulling her leg. She struggled but I kept pulling until her wooden leg popped off right in my hands!! Im thinking, OMG! Is this really happening right now?!
So I dropped the wooden leg and grabbed her other leg and started pulling...
Just like I'm pulling yours right now! If I got you good, feel free to copy and paste.
Hope you all got a laugh, think we all need one!
SnookieNeedingagoodlaugh!!!!
No prob,these were like very common back around a year ago when people really wanted to see how the physics of this game worked when this game first came out.
How much horsepower dose this engine have?(the real one)
Oh my it's beautiful...
I'm imagining that they will think this is a plane they can copy and they will not read the description.
When you give Tupolev Aircraft designers to much vodka.
@LuKorp But I live in Tennessee :\
Some reason they are and idk why?
The bombs are falling out?
@Unstable are you just blasting the throttle 100 or your going on 10%?
You know what they say,these things don't cost much to replace!
I thought it had something to do with the wings,I swept them back. The maneuverability decreased but the handling increased.
Oh my......
@TheBoeingEngineer This is a F/A-18 Hornet,not super hornet. The hornet was made by McDonnell Douglas,the F/A-18 Super Hornet was Made by Boeing.
MY GAME ;(
@EternalDarkness o no so sad :(
Press f to pay respects
Do I need these? ()
Please watch your language please.
So I went to Walmart to get some stuff. I noticed this lady was staring at me in the same aisle I was in. No big deal. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes. Again... STARING! So now I'm like, "What the heck is her problem?!" I finish up my shopping and head to the cashier. Guess who is there ahead of me? Right. The staring lady! She turns around and starts staring at me again. So I start playing with my phone because at this point it's getting weird. Super uncomfortable! Finally she says, "I want to apologize for staring at you, but you look just like my son who passed away." I thought to myself, "It makes sense now." I felt kind of bad for thinking she was a weirdo and said, "Sorry for your loss." She says, "Thank you...but I have a favor to ask. I know it's weird and I'll understand if you don't want to, but can you give me a hug and say 'Bye Mama"? Inside I was like HECK NO crazy lady, but I know people have different ways of getting over a loss so I went ahead and did it. She smiles, thanks me, and leaves. The cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to $100.87 and I'm like, Hold up. I just bought a few things and I knew it should have been like $20. The cashier then tells me that my total was included with my mom's. I'm like, "WTH?!" She said, "Your mom said you were paying for her stuff along with your things. I told her that that woman was NOT my mom. She said, "Well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mama." I'm like OMG! I can't believe this! I flew out of the store looking for this awful woman, ready to drag her back in the store by her hair!!! I see her loading up her car and I started running towards her. She saw me and jumped in her car so fast. I got to her just as she was putting her leg in, and I started pulling her leg. She struggled but I kept pulling until her wooden leg popped off right in my hands!! Im thinking, OMG! Is this really happening right now?!
So I dropped the wooden leg and grabbed her other leg and started pulling...
Just like I'm pulling yours right now! If I got you good, feel free to copy and paste.
Hope you all got a laugh, think we all need one!
SnookieNeedingagoodlaugh!!!!
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@Skua @Mediocreplanes Anything about this?
Interesting....
Ugh I just got a cool down. Nice build tho.
Jelly?
HAIL FOSSIL!!1
+177@Dinogone That's what I was thinking...
A fusion reactor so big in something so small...I've played fallout 4 and these things look German.(no racism intended)
Glitch?
Okay,for some reason it works now,but there used to be no weapons on it.
Mine is basically the United States Air Force Anthem...
I can,but how do I put one up?
WOOOOOOOO I CAN FINNALY GET IT ON MY PC WOWOWOEOWO!!!!
@UnknownNate o no bro
Okay?
i did,that's why I said I used all the act buttons. 123 etc.
By tomorrow,this aircraft will be over 50 upvotes and on the front page.
How dose it work? I press all of the Acts and all it dose is fall. And there is no Bomb or missile it either?
@Shmexysmpilot I can't download it either 😢
Neat
No prob,these were like very common back around a year ago when people really wanted to see how the physics of this game worked when this game first came out.
I remember people made these about a year ago or so...
Me:upvotes
Website: woah,looks like your going a little to fast there buddy,better want to slow down and wait a minute
Me: -.- you better slowdown,buddy
@Engineeroftomorrow At least it will be a harder target for missiles right?
What did you do?
What......O.o
Please use the jelly tag and it will be easier for jelly to find you @hasseness
I tried to do a experiment like this a LONG time ago and I couldn't profect it. Cool!
@Noman0rumeral LOL
@skua @medicoreplanes
Your spamming...please stop
Please use the jelly tag and it will be easier for jelly to find you!