47.0k WisconsinStatePolice Comments

  • Got things to do, brb 1.6 years ago

    now this is how you make a goodbye post, none of that cringe forum stuff, look at that handsome gentleman. See you soon!

    +10
  • Cursed Bush Plane 3.7 years ago

    “Hello, SCP foundation?
    It’s me.
    Yeah, it happened again.”

    +9
  • A formal apology 4 months ago

    Sorry because you got caught?
    Either way, forgiveness is given freely, but respect needs to be re-earned. Welcome back friend!

    +7
  • Have you seen the mods comments? 8 months ago

    I do it often.
    Mod comments are an effective way to keep up on drama and “stalk” certain people.

    +7
  • Bro what the actual hell 10 months ago

    the darn sharks bit the cable again, nothing Andrew can't handle

    +7
  • F-5E With Tactical Cat Ears 1.2 years ago

    I’m gonna sell your phone number to the French telemarketers

    +7
  • Do you regret buying SP? one month ago

    SimplePlanes is like Legos or Minecraft, the only true limit is your imagination and motivation.

    +6
  • Cessna 172 SkyHawk 4 months ago

    9.9/10, the interior carpet and walls aren't falling off and there isn't a random loose screw that seems to magically spawn in the registration holder pocket.
    (This is amazing!)

    +6
  • Volotok no longer exists. 6 months ago

    People don’t just blindly give you points unless you deserve them. Obviously you deserved the points and followers you had.
    I always loved your smaller aircraft, you can sorta see how a few of my aircraft mimicked the shapes in the front.
    Why do people keep deleting amazing content? I’m starting to get really disappointed when this happens.

    +6
  • K-Orca MK-I 4.0 years ago

    "A dead rat"
    I have several questions.

    +6
  • Do they know? 5 months ago

    if you can see them, then you ain't the target

    +5
  • The Smog is coming. Stop pollution and save maywar 6 months ago

    Pollution means progress
    Clean air is for communists

    +5
  • Stupidity Challenge Results 2.7 years ago

    The results are in bois!!! Ha-PPPFFFHDIOANHWAFKLUASCLAHKUVGLUAVERCUGNVERKU

    +5
  • What is this? 3.2 years ago

    You fools, look at it, it’s so easy

    It’s obviously an airplane

    ha.

    I’ll leave now, take my updoot

    +5
  • Kirov Airship 3.9 years ago

    "Kirov reporting"

    +5
  • RTLS 4.0 years ago

    hol' up I recognize that engine...

    +5
  • F-26 ARCHANGEL 11 days ago

    @IceCraftGaming
    I will edit your death into the All Dogs go to Heaven 2 Wikipedia article

    +4
  • X-358 Boone one month ago

    I have returned, as the prophecy foretold. Now, the question is: will I stay?

    +4
  • Are apfsds rounds consumable? 5 months ago

    do not.

    (.22LR is cheaper and easier to find)

    +4
  • A door to nowhere. 6 months ago

    Police! Search warrant! Open the door! Anybody in there!?

    +4
  • [CLOSED] Name = Part Count Challenge 7 months ago

    Aight boys, time to dust off ye old F-4

    +4
  • Gumpert Wyvris - Government of the City State of Snowstone 7 months ago

    So you’re telling me that SnowStone diplomats and government officials are using their diplomatic immunity to street race random citizens in the county they’re visiting?
    I love these guys! Now this is how you do public relations!

    +4
  • GIVE ME AN IDEA 7 months ago

    can you build peace in the middle east pls thx

    +4
  • I found the best place to fly an RC airplane 7 months ago

    what about Washington D.C.'s restricted airspace

    +4
  • Has anyone actually 3d printed the planes from in-game? 8 months ago

    I’ve printed some aircraft that I modeled specifically to be printed, as well as airsoft sights, grips, and mag adapters, plus random things for around the house, brochure holders for CAP, and things for friends.

    +4
  • I???_???t?¨??????'???~????s??¨?????? ?"??¸c???????_?o?°???m?`??i?^?????n???`??_g?¨???? 1.1 years ago

    Yeah I completely agree with you man, the local gelato is rather over-priced.

    +4
  • Wasp Woman 1.7 years ago

    Hey, um...

    Why?

    +4
  • Sweet Revenge 1.9 years ago

    I dont know what the crap is going on but cool

    +4
  • FISH CHALLENGE 2.0 years ago

    Killer fish from San Diego

    +4
  • Got to go to the airport today! (Yipee!) 2 months ago

    boy oh boy do I love violating Title 49 Subtitle B Chapter XII Sub-chapter C Part 1542 among other TSA regulations

    I'm very jealous of your adventures, friend. Have fun!

    Also, that fighter jet is an L-39 I believe. It's a fighter-trainer, popular, and relatively cheap (Compared to other limited options)

    +3
  • What is it like living in the United States Of America? 3 months ago

    My random America experiences/observations:

    • the interstate interchanges in Texas can sometimes be three or four layers tall.
    • A giant tornado will usually try to kill you at least once a year.
    • Some Emergency Operations Centers in Florida are almost as secure as the gold vault on Ft. Knox.
    • Illinois is just a Minecraft Super-flat world, and the roads turn at 90 degree angles.
    • NYC is allegedly horrible, and they’re screwing over immigrants instead of helping them. (From what I hear, not confirmed)
    • why oh why is food and rent so expensive????
    • the fire department will hose you down in the summer under certain circumstances.
    • the road signs and traffic cones are free, as long as the cops don’t catch you.
    • social engineering can get you into just about anywhere
    • 9 specific power substations being taken offline, either through error, mechanical faults, or physical or digital attacks, can cascade into the entire country losing power.
    • A black start after a major power outage could take weeks
    • services and society may break down before three weeks without power.
    • the nuclear reactors are literally hand-cranked to initiate start up.
    • again, our critical infrastructure is so damn unsecure. It is ridiculously easy to get into some places. Pray to God that the NSA and DHS don’t miss something or someone.

    +3
  • 'Murica 4 months ago

    How to make it more American (semi-suburban “redneck” edition) according to FatGPT:
    - Squated landing gear.
    - giant diesel exhaust pipes
    - Cummins engine.
    - headlights powerful enough to blind every other driver(pilot) and ignite a piece of steel from a mile away.
    - GAU-8 Avenger
    - full sized fridge, none of that puny European crap.
    - enough M4/AR15 pattern rifles, M1s, cheap Chinese bolt actions, and pistols to arm an average-sized militia.
    - dog.
    - debt.
    - drywall.
    - a defense budget big enough to fight God.
    - French frys (not chips)
    - five thousand two hundred eighty feet.
    - propane.
    - freedom.
    - and a solid slab of 36x36x4 inch marble.

    +3
  • this looks like the kind of battery to leak acit 4 months ago

    The cheap ones usually taste the best

    +3
  • Graingy PSA: New Rank?!?!? Real!??!!? 5 months ago

    stomach bug rank update!!!!!

    +3
  • im bored 5 months ago

    Don’t be scared of planes. Planes want to fly. You can let go of the controls and the plane will stabilize itself. Be scared of helicopters. Helicopters are just 50,000 parts flying in close formation, and all of them want to crash. It’s a constant battle between man and machine to keep those things in the air.

    +3
  • Graingy PSA: Holy Hell 5 months ago

    bro what is he doing in there?

    +3
  • SimplePlanes 2 Announcement Trailer 6 months ago

    Dude just made 193 comments, i ain’t upvoting all of those

    +3
  • A discourse on the wing building method. 6 months ago

    Very fair points, I may attempt this in the future

    +3
  • W word sauce 6 months ago

    WarHasComeToSanSalvacionAgain sauce

    +3
  • SimplePlanes 2 trailer and steam post breakdown 6 months ago

    Those are AGM-88 HARMs on the A-10’a outmost pylons, not AIM-120s, which is way more exciting!
    Will we get simulated radars? Jamming?
    Will Jundroo dive into the chaotic world of electronic warfare?

    +3
  • Why do videos need notifications? 7 months ago

    Y’all are getting videos in the jet stream?!?!

    +3
  • New thing i wanna start 7 months ago

    Must I fight to prove I earned the title Fastest Updooter in the West three years ago?

    +3
  • [Monarchii War] Monarchii's Invincible Fleet/Yamato Strike Group 8 months ago

    Holy crap, that looks like a logistical nightmare

    +3
  • [BIG Simple RIGS] MIKE Eren 8 months ago

    Woah, how did I miss an entire From the Depths plot type war happening on the interstate?

    +3
  • International Woman Day! 8 months ago

    Congratulations to the five females on the site.

    +3
  • Potato Chips 8 months ago

    Nothing forces you to send inappropriate messages. Think about it before you hit the send button.

    +3
  • Noah 's Ark 8 months ago

    I think we have one of these in Kentucky

    +3
  • Bifrost 8 months ago

    Behold the newest battlefield innovation:
    the gay laser

    +3
  • Armored school girl 9 months ago

    Reject cat girl, embrace tac girl

    +3
  • OA-16B/NA Civil Air Patrol 10 months ago

    (non) Important Announcement:
    The KY Wing Commander is now aware of this monstrosity's existence

    +3