"🗿 is the worst emoji. It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of emojis is to show emotions, but what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think "wow, I really feel like a massive fucking stone today"? It's useless. I hate it. It just provokes a deep rooted anger within me whenever I see it. I want to drive on over to the fucking emoji headquarters and kill it. If this was the emoji movie I'd push it off a fucking cliff. People just comment 🗿 as if it's funny. It's not. 🗿 deserves to die. He deserves to have his smug little stone face smashed in with a hammer. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how fucking hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. NO. STOP IT. It deserves to burn in hell. Why is it so goddamn smug. You're a fucking stone, you have no life goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off. When you die noone will mourn. I hope you die." -🤓
@Raiquaza19AirComp @asteroidbook345 @HistoryNerd007 @Pane @RandomDisplay guys i changed the deadline because of the fact that i allowed beta parts (i don't know how to get beta and i'm afraid it won't release as soon as i expected) so you all have one more month to build than before
as it turns out i haven't made anything with a combustion engine in maybe the last 1/2 years (ok i did post a hybrid rally car one time but come on :/)
Reading the first comment anyone has ever left under one of my posts (just a basic airliner). I was a little excited to get actual feedback but it read: "You're supposed to make complex stuff not a stick"
like, bro i just started building planes that are actually usable no need to roast me like that please :(
"I am completely mentally stable"
+10....
...
"Oh hey look a civilian airliner!"
boy, oh boy, this comment section is going to be... Fun
+62 steps ahead, i'm always, 2 steps ahead..
+6"just keep killing!
+6just keep killing!
just keep killin' killin' killing.."
press F to pay respect for the death of this beauty
+6huh weird, i suddenly feel the urge to leak classified documents...
+5Welcome to simpleplanes.com Mattycat208, the place where we bow for Andrew, pray to the german corsair and build whatever we feel like building
+5Race cars don't need headlights 'cause the track is always L I T
+5The entire SP community:
+4"🗿 is the worst emoji. It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of emojis is to show emotions, but what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think "wow, I really feel like a massive fucking stone today"? It's useless. I hate it. It just provokes a deep rooted anger within me whenever I see it. I want to drive on over to the fucking emoji headquarters and kill it. If this was the emoji movie I'd push it off a fucking cliff. People just comment 🗿 as if it's funny. It's not. 🗿 deserves to die. He deserves to have his smug little stone face smashed in with a hammer. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how fucking hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. NO. STOP IT. It deserves to burn in hell. Why is it so goddamn smug. You're a fucking stone, you have no life goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off. When you die noone will mourn. I hope you die." -🤓
+4damn bro you got the whole squad laughing
+4All I want is a bit of redefining
A slinky, slicker, swifter coat that's smooth and shining
To get the speed I really need
Streamlining
Whoosh! You'll wonder who was passing through
Whoosh! You won't believe it's even true
Whoosh! But all you'll see of me will be
A shiny streak of racing blue
I've come to you, my friend, as I need some redesigning
To be a tank engine is so confining
Give me the curves I deserve
Streamlining
(Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!)
Wa-how!
Amazing!
Wow!
I love it!
Whoosh! You'll wonder who was passing through (passing through)
Whoosh! You won't believe it's even true (even true)
Whoosh! But all you'll see of me will be (doo-doo-do-do)
A shiny streak of racing blue
(Go, Thomas, go!)
(Go, Thomas, go!)
All I want is a little redefining (doo, do-do-do)
But certain other engines might be reconsigning (doo, do-do-do)
I'll get a shape that makes 'em gape (doo, do-do-do)
(Go, Thomas, go!)
I'll have the curves that I deserve (do-do, do-do-do-doo)
(Go, Thomas, go!)
I'll get the speed I really need (do-do, do-do)
(Go, Thomas, go!)
Streamlining (doo, doo, do-do, doo!)
Woah-oah-oah!
Anyway i definitevely wasn't expecting a Thomas the tank engine entry. A surprise to be sure, but a welcomed one. Great work :)
+4inhales....
+4HIGHER!
KING OF THE SKY!
relatable
+4+100% eco-friendlyness
+3+200% width
+30% weight
-80% stability
"WTF IS A KILOMETER🦅🦅🦅" Ahh car
+3H word? which H-word? Those are "Jonda Civic" and "Jonda NSX", no H required.
There's no H-word in ba sing se
+3"Your remake is worse than Megamind 2🗣️🗣️ !!!! 🔥🔥🔥"
+3"hmmm today I'm 16 and I wanna become political"
+3Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguó xiànzài wǒ yǒu BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 wǒ hěn xǐhuān BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 dànshì sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 bǐ BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 sùdù yǔ jīqíng sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 wǒ zuì xǐhuān suǒyǐ…xiànzài shì yīnyuè shíjiān zhǔnbèi 1 2 3 liǎng gè lǐbài yǐhòu sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 ×3 bùyào wàngjì bùyào cu òguò jìdé qù diànyǐngyuàn kàn sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 yīn wéi fēicháng hǎo diànyǐng dòngzuò fēicháng hǎo chàbùduō yīyàng BING CHILLING 🥶🍦zàijiàn 🥶🍦
+3@captainhall thank you, i think they are nice too
+3@SuperSuperTheSylph
"René Descartes!? :O"
+2Camodo gaming's videos got randomly recommended to me and they converted me from a KSP guy to a SP guy.
+2wow, so, doing some calculations, only 0.36% of SP users are Gold and above?
+2It would be nice knowing how many accounts are actually active though.
LIBERTE, EGALITE, RENAULT COUPE!
+2hold this
+2I always build with a lot of passion and try to keep high quality, so much so that this was crowned by the SP community as my best work.
+2Damn, this could have been real good in my microcar challenge
+2As long as it's spawning animals that's fine but be careful if one night you can't seem to fall asleep in your bed. There might be monsters nearby....
+2A beautiful dream turned into reality..
+2does this mean that it knows where it is?
+2"i fear no man, but that "Thing"... (insert Artillery with wings here) .... it scares me"
+2@OwO "solution? use a gun. And if that doesn't work, use more gun" -TF2 Engineer
+2A legend from the past
+2Is born again at last
To rumble over mountains and the plains
From the golden age of steam
An engine seldom seen
By those who never lived in bygone days
Big Boy was her name
And went on to railroad fame
As the largest engine on the UP line
The last of all her class
She survives from out the past
To show the power of steam in modern time
Roll on Big Boy, Roll on Big Boy
Rumblin' across the northern plains
Roll on Big Boy, Roll on Big Boy
Climbing up the Wasatch Mountain Range
In 1959, They took her off the line
And wrote her off as progress for the times
No dry eye could be found
In jungles or in towns
Where once Big Boy had rolled when in her prime
From the junkyards of the past Forty fourteen is the last
To carry on the legacy of steam
At 4, 8, 8 and 4 And a part of railroad lore
She roars from out the past like some lost dream
Roll on Big Boy, Roll on Big Boy
Rumblin' across the northern plains
Roll on Big Boy, Roll on Big Boy
Climbing up the Wasatch Mountain Range
Roll on, Big Boy, Roll On
Roll on, Big Boy, Roll On
Spoken: Roll on, Big Boy, Roll On
Roll on
Roll on, Big Boy
chonky boi
+2@Raiquaza19AirComp no problem, congratulation for your first big achievment :)
+2@Raiquaza19AirComp no problem at all, it's not like it wasn't allowed at all
+2wow, amazing entry
+2@Raiquaza19AirComp @asteroidbook345 @HistoryNerd007 @Pane @RandomDisplay guys i changed the deadline because of the fact that i allowed beta parts (i don't know how to get beta and i'm afraid it won't release as soon as i expected) so you all have one more month to build than before
+2"oh boy here i go make supersonic airliners again" -me
+2i saw a thing like this coming 1 astronomical unit away. Nice build it made my day better :)
+2behold! the double flying freedom yeeter
+2nice
+2geT OuT of MY HEaD! geT OuT of MY HEaD! geT OuT of MY HEaD!
+2WIDE BAGUETTE DEFENDING LE FRANCE
+2cool this seems like a stipa caproni without wings. Cool concept
+2as it turns out i haven't made anything with a combustion engine in maybe the last 1/2 years (ok i did post a hybrid rally car one time but come on :/)
+1Reading the first comment anyone has ever left under one of my posts (just a basic airliner). I was a little excited to get actual feedback but it read:
"You're supposed to make complex stuff not a stick"
like, bro i just started building planes that are actually usable no need to roast me like that please :(
+1I don't really have 1 dream car but i've got some options.
Classic car: Lancia delta HF integrale
Modern car: Hyundai N Vision 74
Oh and also...
+1Honourable mention (a weird one i know): Microlino
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+1