631 imannoyedonly25words Comments

  • (Ground Prop) Auto Rickshaw 1.2 years ago

    @LunarEclipseSP :)

    +1
  • Twin Towers 1.2 years ago

    @TheRipper ............

  • (Ground Prop) Auto Rickshaw 1.3 years ago

    @LunarEclipseSP Like This?

  • (Ground Prop) Auto Rickshaw 1.3 years ago

    @LunarEclipseSP How do i make A word a Link? Like i clicked rick and it sent me to 🇯🇵 Goblin.

    +1
  • Google 1.3 years ago

    WHY THE FOK DO I FOKING KNOW THIS LINK............

    +1
  • Baller Eclipse 1.3 years ago

    @LunarEclipseSP THX!

    +1
  • Baller Eclipse 1.3 years ago

    @LunarEclipseSP how to place a picture in the description?

    +1
  • Simple Unikitty 1.3 years ago

    @LunarEclipseSP H O W T H E F K D I D Y O U G E T G O L D ! ? ! ? ! ! ?

    +1
  • JAL 747-146SR 1.4 years ago

    CVR RECORDING

    Captain Takahama: (船長が呼びかけた;トランスポンダーで緊急警報 7700)

    Flight Engineer: "油圧が低下しています...オレンジ色のライトが点灯しています..."

    Captain Takahama: "右折……右折"

    Flight Engineer: "やった..."

    Captain Takahama: "東京、JAL 123。トラブルの依頼です。羽田への帰還を要求する。ディセンドは 2 2 0 を維持します。以上..

    Captain Takahama: "レーダーベクトルを大島までお願いします."

    Captain Takahama: "ハイドロ……全然ダメだよ."

    Tokyo Control: ヘディング ゼロ ノン ゼロ、レーダー ベクトル大島を飛行します."

    Captain Takahama: "しかし、今では制御不能."

    Tokyo control: "しかし、今では制御不能."

    Flight Engineer: (客室乗務員との会話後、飛行機のインターホン経由で報告) 「機長、ドア5番右窓です。緊急降下が賢明かもしれません。 酸素マスクも使いましょうか?」

    Captain Takahama: "はい、その方が良いです"

    Tokyo control: "現在、名古屋からは 115 マイルです。名古屋に着陸できますか??"

    Captain Takahama: "羽田への帰国を要請する"

    Tokyo Control: "今コントロールできますか"

    Captain Takahama: "制御不能な"

    Captain Takahama: "ほら、山があるよ。

    Captain Takahama: "右折。上。喧嘩!"

    Flight Engineer: "盛り上げましょうか?"

    Captain Takahama: "回転を上げて、回転を上げてください。ああ、だめです。失速します。"

    Captain Takahama: "最大出力"

    Flight Engineer: "スピードが上がっています"

    Captain Takahama: "挑戦し続ける"

    Captain Takahama: "速度は220ノット"

    Tokyo Approach: "JAL123便、あなたの位置は5ああ、5ああ、羽田から北西45マイルです"

    Captain Takahama: "羽田の北西。えっ、どうやって、何マイル?"

    Tokyo Approach: "はい、そうです。私たちのレーダーによれば、北西に 85 マイルです、ああ 熊谷の西40マイル。ロジャー、日本語で話します。私たちはあなたのために準備ができています #いつでもアプローチ。横田着陸も可能です。あなたの意図をお知らせください.

    Captain Takahama: "フラップセット?"

    First Officer: "はい、フラップ 10"

    Captain Takahama: "ノーズアップ……ノーズアップ……ノーズアップ。

    Captain Takahama: "おい、フラップを持って……あ、フラップをあまり下げないでくれ。

    Captain Takahama: "パワー、パワー……フラップ"

    First Officer: "上げてます."

    Captain Takahama: "ノーズアップ……ノーズアップ……パワー。

    GPWS: "Pull up..Pull up...Pull up......

    Captain Takahama: "もう 終わりだ!."

    First Impact

    Crash

    translated from Google Translate

  • JAL 747-146SR 1.4 years ago

    RIP 520 People Including

    Kyu Sakamoto

    (A FAMOUS JAPANESE SINGER)

    Dec 10 1941-Aug 12 1985

    And Akihisa Yukawa

    (BANKER)

    ??? ?? ????-Aug 12 1985

    Lucky for 4 people.

    which were Hiroki yoshizaki ??? ?? ????-??? ?? ????

    Mikiko Yoshizaki ??? ?? ????-??? ?? ????

    Yumi Ochiai ??? ?? ????-??? ?? ????

    Keiko Kawakami ??? ?? ????-??? ?? ????

  • my bad cockpit 1.4 years ago

    @CL125 AHH YES A TRAIN PICTURE.

  • Guess That Thomas Character! Episode 1 1.4 years ago

    @Ian1231100 Oliver is gwr

  • Twin Towers 1.4 years ago

    WHY IS DARK HUMOR EVERYWHERE

  • Twin Towers 1.4 years ago

    No Respect for hijackers

  • Twin Towers 1.4 years ago

    Rest in peace. 2977 People

    +1
  • Boeing 767-200 American Airlines 1.4 years ago

    WHY IS DARK HUMOR EVERYWHERE

  • Titan expedition 1.4 years ago

    Rest In Peace. Shahzada Dawood

    feb 12 1975-jun 18 2023

    Suleman Dawood

    jan 2 2004-jun 18 2023

    Stockton Rush

    mar 31 1962-jun 18 2023

    Paul-Henri Nargeolet

    mar 2 1946-jun 18 2023

    Hamish Harding

    jun 24 1964-jun 18 2023

    😭🙏🙏

  • Titan expedition 1.4 years ago

    Do You Mean Ocean Gate?

  • Gimli Glider V2 (Boeing 767-200) 1.6 years ago

    @EpicPigster1 ITS TOO CUTE AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! explodes due to cuteness

  • (Ground Prop) Auto Rickshaw 1.6 years ago

    @LunarEclipseSP I Typed SolarEclipseSP AND YOU IGNORED THE SOLAR INSTEAD OF LUNAR

    +1
  • Tsar Bomba V2 1.7 years ago

    OH HELL NAH

    +2
  • (Ground Prop) Auto Rickshaw 1.7 years ago

    @SolarEclipseSP IM FROM THAT COUNTRY

    +1
  • (Ground Prop) Auto Rickshaw 1.7 years ago

    @LunarEclipseSP WHAT THE F#CK I CLICKED RICK AND IT SENT ME IN TO JAPANESE GOBLIN RICK ROLL

    +1
  • Steam Spring Sale 1.7 years ago

    NOW ITS THE SUCCESOR OF ALL POSTS

    +1
  • plane on Simple planes's logo 1.7 years ago

    I CHECKED THE COT COL COM SETTING AND IT SAID THE COL IS LEFT AND COM IS MIDDLE

  • Tutorial Plane 1.7 years ago

    AND 2 1 2 3 9 P O I N T S

    +1
  • Tutorial Plane 1.7 years ago

    4 3 8 2 S U C C E S O R S

    +1
  • Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper (read disc) 1.7 years ago

    @AirJMCAviation AIRJMCAVIATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRR.......

  • Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper (read disc) 1.7 years ago

    @AirJMCAviation What Lyrics Is That?

  • Just Egg 1.7 years ago

    Kick The Buddy Font

  • Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper (read disc) 1.7 years ago

    @AirJMCAviation YW (Short For Your Welcome)

  • Cargo Ship 1.7 years ago

    :D Nice! @AirJMCAviation

  • Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper (read disc) 1.7 years ago

    @AirJMCAviation https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9cPxh2DikIA&pp=ygUXd2hvcHBlciB3aG9wcGVyIHdob3BwZXI%3D

    WHOPPER

    WHOPPER

    WHOPPER

    WHOPPER

    JUNIOR

    DOUBLE

    TRIPLE

    WHOPPER

    FLAME

    GRILLED

    TASTE

    WITH

    PERFECT

    TOPPERS

    I RULE THIS DAY

    LETTUCE

    MAYO

    PICKLE

    KETCHUP

    ITS

    OKAY

    IF

    I

    DONT

    WANT

    THAT

    IMPOSSIBLE

    WHOPPER

    BACON

    WHOPPER

    AND

    I

    WHOPPER

    MY

    WAY!

    YOU RULE

    YOUR

    SEIZING

    THE

    DAY

    AT

    BK

    HAVE

    IT

    YOUR

    WAY

    YOU RULE!

  • Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper (read disc) 1.7 years ago

    @AirJMCAviation Clap

  • Block (Non-Airplane challenge) 1.7 years ago

    @AirJMCAviation :/ 4570 DAYS?!!??!?! waaaaa

  • Block (Non-Airplane challenge) 1.7 years ago

    And The Greatest Eclipse is at the middle of russia

  • Block (Non-Airplane challenge) 1.7 years ago

    Because a annular eclipse is gonna happen trough europe to hokkaido.

  • Block (Non-Airplane challenge) 1.7 years ago

    And Maybe. 2030 june 1

  • my bad cockpit 1.7 years ago

    @CL125 Oh No.... I CANT SCREAM OR ELSE B L O C K

  • simple engine for your help but read the description 1.7 years ago

    Rules

    We all want to keep it fun and fair, so please follow these rules.

    No sexually suggestive content or foul language
    You are not the first person to make a penis-shaped airplane. The joke is old and boring now.
    We are not going to moderate every curse word, but please try to keep it clean.

    Don't abuse the voting system

    Don't tell someone: 'If you upvote my stuff, then I'll upvote your stuff.'
    Don't make alternate accounts to upvote your own stuff.
    Don't beg other users to upvote your stuff.
    Don't cancel challenges that have successor points.

    Regarding Posts

    Don't post the same thing multiple times.
    No more than 3 public airplane submissions per day. No more than 10 unlisted submissions per day.
    No sympathy posts or memorial posts. Move those discussions to the forums.
    We allow a wide variety of uploads that are not actually airplanes. However, we do reserve the right to remove posts if they are too far off-topic.
    Don't spam other players' posts with links to your stuff.
    Don't advertise Discord servers in posts or comments. Please refer to the Discord Server List for how to apply for a spot on the list.
    Don't use offensive symbols, unless they are necessary for historical accuracy (ie - Swastikas should only be used on things like a WW2 German Bomber).
    While we allow photoshoped thumbnails, post with misleading thumbnails will be removed.
    Don't abuse the post reporting system.

    Politics and Religion

    Please, remember that this is a game about airplanes. While we do allow off-topic conversations in the forums, if you talk about religion or politics then there is a good chance that your post will be removed. Especially if we feel that it is likely to stir up debate.

    Be kind

    Be friendly to new players!
    If you are continually telling people their airplanes suck, then maybe you suck.
    No hate speech. You will be banned immediately.
    If we find out that you are harassing a moderator on a 3rd party site (such as Discord) for their actions on this site then you will likely face consequences on this site in the form of a strike or a ban.
    Please, just be courteous.

    Blocking players is okay

    It is every player’s right to block whomever they wish for whatever reasons they wish.
    Being blocked by a user in no way hampers your ability to enjoy the game or this website. If someone blocks you, be a better person and simply move on.
    If you retaliate in response to being blocked, then you will be banned. Do not post or comment about a player who blocked you, about a spe

  • Buff Kitty 1.7 years ago

    @LunarEclipseSP Very Funny

    +1
  • The Juno: New Origins Career Mode update is now available for mobile 1.7 years ago

    @UnidentfiedOneUser

    Rules

    We all want to keep it fun and fair, so please follow these rules.

    No sexually suggestive content or foul language
    You are not the first person to make a penis-shaped airplane. The joke is old and boring now.
    We are not going to moderate every curse word, but please try to keep it clean.

    Don't abuse the voting system

    Don't tell someone: 'If you upvote my stuff, then I'll upvote your stuff.'
    Don't make alternate accounts to upvote your own stuff.
    Don't beg other users to upvote your stuff.
    Don't cancel challenges that have successor points.

    Regarding Posts

    Don't post the same thing multiple times.
    No more than 3 public airplane submissions per day. No more than 10 unlisted submissions per day.
    No sympathy posts or memorial posts. Move those discussions to the forums.
    We allow a wide variety of uploads that are not actually airplanes. However, we do reserve the right to remove posts if they are too far off-topic.
    Don't spam other players' posts with links to your stuff.
    Don't advertise Discord servers in posts or comments. Please refer to the Discord Server List for how to apply for a spot on the list.
    Don't use offensive symbols, unless they are necessary for historical accuracy (ie - Swastikas should only be used on things like a WW2 German Bomber).
    While we allow photoshoped thumbnails, post with misleading thumbnails will be removed.
    Don't abuse the post reporting system.

    Politics and Religion

    Please, remember that this is a game about airplanes. While we do allow off-topic conversations in the forums, if you talk about religion or politics then there is a good chance that your post will be removed. Especially if we feel that it is likely to stir up debate.

    Be kind

    Be friendly to new players!
    If you are continually telling people their airplanes suck, then maybe you suck.
    No hate speech. You will be banned immediately.
    If we find out that you are harassing a moderator on a 3rd party site (such as Discord) for their actions on this site then you will likely face consequences on this site in the form of a strike or a ban.
    Please, just be courteous.

    Blocking players is okay

    It is every player’s right to block whomever they wish for whatever reasons they wish.
    Being blocked by a user in no way hampers your ability to enjoy the game or this website. If someone blocks you, be a better person and simply move on.
    If you retaliate in response to being blocked, then you will be banned. Do not post or comment about a player who blocked you, about a specific player who blocked a friend of yours, or about a specific incident about specific people involved in blocking one another.

    Tweaking airplanes is okay

    It is okay to download someone else's airplane, make some tweaks, and re-upload a new variation.
    In fact, the original designer may even receive bonus points.
    However, if your variation does not offer any improvements over the existing airplane, then it may be removed.
    If you are circumventing the predecessor/successor system, then you will be banned. Never upload a successor as an original design; give credit to the designer of its predecessor.

    Naming your airplanes

    Don't name your airplanes for a YouTuber. Instead, give it a cool name and use the tag system. It looks less spammy and the tag system makes it easier for YouTubers to find cool planes.
    Example of a bad name: JELLY CHECK THIS PLANE OUT! No Tags
    Example of a good name: F55 Super Dasher YouTuber-Jelly
    Be courteous if you find a violation of this rule. New players may not be aware, so just link them to the rules and tag a moderator.

  • Cargo Ship 1.7 years ago

    @AirJMCAviation SOMEONE COMMENTED BEFORE YOU NOW I KNOW

  • BAe-146 PSA livery 1.7 years ago

    OH MY GOD..... PACIFIC SOUTHWEST AIRLINES FLIGHT ONE THOUSAND SEVEN HUNDRED SEVENTY ONE??????? (Calculated to psa flight 1771)

  • Space Shuttle 1.7 years ago

    @Pl4n3 Trollface Phonk

  • Cargo Ship 1.7 years ago

    @AirJMCAviation Description

  • Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper (read disc) 1.7 years ago

    Whopper

    whopper

    whopper

    whopper

    Junior

    Double

    triple

    whopper

    I RULE

    I RULE

    I RULE THIS DAY

  • Japan flag 1.7 years ago

    MY COUNTRY!!!!!!! YAY!!! :D

  • Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4 1.7 years ago

    Who

    Uploads

    A Simpleplanes post this late?

    +1