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It’s my birthday.

11.9k X99STRIKER  3.0 years ago

I’m am now closer to death, incredible.
The alternative and less dark statement would be that I have survived another year but that’s boring.

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    I know this is 3 months already but the forum post and half of the comments here are more scarier than fnaf jumpscares

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    @X99STRIKER :)

    2.0 years ago
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    11.9k X99STRIKER

    @FirstFish83828
    :)

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    Well your birthday is in a month so happy early birthday

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    35.4k MrCarrot

    Happy Birthday

    2.4 years ago
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    13.6k o2o

    @X99STRIKER sorry so late. But I hope you have a good B-Day week!

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    11.9k X99STRIKER

    @idontknow8b a bit late but thanks none the less

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    13.6k o2o

    Happy B-Day!

    3.0 years ago
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    11.9k X99STRIKER

    @Dathcha ok

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    3,656 Dathcha

    Just say “its magic” with air quotes and don’t elaborate further @X99STRIKER

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    11.9k X99STRIKER

    And no I’m am not an extrovert

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    11.9k X99STRIKER

    @Dathcha getting away from social situations is a good idea unfortunately the questions of how I did that would be worse than(most) of the social situations I end up in

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    3,656 Dathcha

    Well i mean you could get away from social situations, or if your an extrovert you could become a magician @X99STRIKER

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    11.9k X99STRIKER

    @infiniteleak so are you

    3.0 years ago
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    2,838 infiniteleak

    Every second you’re closer to death

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    11.9k X99STRIKER

    @Dathcha honestly there’s no good use I can think of for something like that other than theft.

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    3,656 Dathcha

    Just dont tell anyone lol. Use it for yourself @X99STRIKER

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    11.9k X99STRIKER

    If nothing else I would tell them not to disclose my name or anything anyone could use to find me till I was dead

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    11.9k X99STRIKER

    @Dathcha your not wrong… but what would you have me do with the thing tho if I came out and said I made it I would end being the one murdered or kidnapped and forced to make more for either the gov’ ent or the black market anyway. Besides once the world found out it was possible I give a couple years at most before a knock off is made in China so despite the fact I don’t trust the gov’ment at all maybe would be better? Idk

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    3,656 Dathcha

    Plus whoever you sold it to would claim to have invented it and you would get nothing @X99STRIKER

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    3,656 Dathcha

    That would be stupid. It would probably start ww3 with all the countries trying to obtain it, and murders would rise exponentially. @X99STRIKER

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    11.9k X99STRIKER

    @Dathcha but if I had invented invisibility I wouldn’t tell anyone I would probably either sell it to the government or the black market anonymously

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    3,656 Dathcha

    🙂@X99STRIKER

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    11.9k X99STRIKER

    @Dathcha so inspirational…

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    3,656 Dathcha

    Just so you know thats another of your years wasted not actually doing anything productive to humans. You could have spent this year making invisibility, but you didnt and you have less time to do something meaningful. Happy birthday!

    +1 3.0 years ago
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