Profile image

Another Valentine's day.

18.2k ColonelCanada  1.8 years ago

i don't need a girlfriend
i got F-22 Raptor
:3

  • Log in to leave a comment
  • Profile image
    3,725 MrOofington

    My hot girlfriend cheated on me but this..

    The Raptor never cheated on me, she made me happy

    +1 1.8 years ago
  • Profile image
    76.6k 2Papi2Chulo

    My valentine's kiss was a tree at 124mph.

    +2 1.8 years ago
  • Profile image
    6,361 11qazxc

    F22 is forever? Doesn't wastes savings? Perhaps you don't know how hard is fighter jet maintenance, but hey, you must at least remember that F22's "cosmetics" is tons of stealth coating?

    +1 1.8 years ago
  • Profile image
    9,409 Tookan

    I have a girlfriend, she's made of plywood and steel, weighs 4kg, never talks back, doesn't waste my savings and has probably shot a German or two 78-80 years ago.

    +1 1.8 years ago
  • Profile image

    @FirstFish83828 I really did

    +3 1.8 years ago
  • Profile image
    45.7k OPaiTaOn

    Girlfriends can cheat on you but an F-22 never

    +2 1.8 years ago
  • Profile image

    @asteroidbook345 Damn, you really put the L in LGBTQ

    +1 1.8 years ago
  • Profile image
    23.7k TylerWildDog

    Fighter aircraft superiority

    +2 1.8 years ago
  • Profile image
    43.7k ShinyGemsBro

    @asteroidbook345 No girlfriend no problem

    +1 1.8 years ago
  • Profile image
    35.2k Icey21

    Girlfriend is temporary, F-22 IS FOREVER

    +4 1.8 years ago
  • Profile image
    35.2k Icey21

    @Nerfaddict based sigma move

    +1 1.8 years ago
  • Profile image

    I couldn't get a girlfriend so I became the girlfriend. Only problem is nobody wants to date me regardless of gender

    +3 1.8 years ago
  • Profile image

    I have a girlfriend......

    The T-34 Russian Bias

    +2 1.8 years ago
  • Profile image

    @SPAircraftOfficial 😏

    +2 1.8 years ago
  • Profile image
    3,656 Dathcha

    F-22 raptor beats girlfriend in a fight. Therefore F-22 raptor is superior and girlfriends are worthless

    +5 1.8 years ago
  • Profile image
    13.7k Talon7192

    Me summed up in one post

    +2 1.8 years ago
  • Profile image
    29.9k Nerfaddict

    I don't have anyone for valentine's day
    I am commenting this as I am in a college class

    +3 1.8 years ago
  • Profile image
    11.8k MRM19

    I don’t know why everyone is saying that they’re lonely… I honestly prefer to be independently owned and operated.

    +8 1.8 years ago
  • Profile image

    Ever realised that The F-22 is more than 20 years old?

    +3 1.8 years ago
  • Profile image
    31.9k SPairforce

    Valentines Day? for me, it's Single Awareness Day.

    Also, having an F-22 will definitely solve a lot of my problems.

    +2 1.8 years ago
  • Profile image
    29.6k 32

    Proud to announce that someone asked me to be her valentine. So what if she immediately ran away and told her friend she owed her $5

    +5 1.8 years ago
  • Profile image

    I don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day, I celebrate the Bismarck’s birthday

    +8 1.8 years ago