HEADLINES

SNC rapidly produces vehicles

The Wright Isles army attempted to occupy Jör Division for around 24 hours until the first shots from the SNC were heard, signaling the failure of the occupiers.
In order to prevent further occupation, the SNC was tasked with creating vehicles in order to suppress any attempts. Notable examples of the vehicles built were an improved version of the Bob Semple tank, the Pisserton bomber, and more. Designated as "high quality" by the force, they will see action and bring glory starting tomorrow.

Soldiers infuriate president

Multiple soldiers of the Wright military have switched sides as their apology for yesterday's bombing of civilian buildings.
The soldiers, now wearing dark blue jackets instead of a green camouflage pattern, were seen giving aid to citizens as continued bombings occured. Residents were pleased with the actions of the would-be police officers, stating that their knowledge can aid Snowstone against occupation.
However, the actions of the would-be police officers (known as the Camo Ditchers by residents) infuriated President Velmadir Pfister, who decided to make her advisers and military personnel hear her rubbish ranting skills.
"That was an order! The occupation was an order! Who are you, that you dare resist my order? [...] The military had lied to me! Everyone lied to me, including the SPPD!" –President Pfister, Wright Isles
Our correspondents have reported that a heavy jail term and reeducation will be given to someone who speaks out against the invasion (aka "special military operation"). Only time can tell how the hell are they meant to enforce it.

WEATHER

Take note that due to some bozos destroying our radar, we can't give you a weather forecast. However, thanks to residents giving us information, today's maximum temperature is 25°C, the minimum temperature is 20°C, and there is a pretty light breeze of 5kph blowing north.