Disclaimer: This is not an intentional ripoff of any other newspapers on the site... blah blah blah you know the drill...
Lets get started!
INK THIEVES STILL ON THE LOOSE
The group of uncivilized bandits who have been stealing and eating ink have not been caught yet. We must rally together to catch these barbarians before we all run out of ink... that means no more forums! These bandits have been the reason for the absence of WIWs lately, as two weeks ago, they broke into our headquarters, stole all of the ink, and ate it. NO evidence was left, and this has been happening at several different locations. If you see any one of these ink thieves (who as of yet have not been identified so good luck :P) please alert the... police? (NO I DON'T MEAN THE MODERATORS ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS)
WAR!!!
The men who build stuff, led by Guywhobuildsstuff, has entered an industrial and military war with the Eel Protectorate, led by Graingy. Not much is currently known about this, but what we do know is that Graingy is siding with Randomplayer. We may be back with an exclusive interview with Graingy, and possibly Guywhobuildsstuff too.
A little late to say this... BUT
I have some very good news! I have begun playing Simpleplanes (after saving up monies) and have released my first plane! This means the opening of my new company: Mausplanes inc.
New addition: Wright Air Force Reports
In collaboration with SPAirraftOfficial, A new section is being opened, reporting on the activities and events of the Wright Island Air Force. Today's report is here
Featured creator: RealSavageMan
(y'know, this feels illegal. Let me know if you don't want this realsavageman)
RealSavageMan has been contributing to the community almost since its very opening! He has the most points of any user on the site and has been making High-quality planes since 2016 (or before!) Of course, the are a platinum user with a whopping 405 thousand points!
Featured builds:
THE BEAUTY OF ILLUSION by Atrocitum
Lockheed Martin F-35A Lightning II (Extended Range) by MAPA
Freddy Fazbear by LunarEclipseSP
Coutryballs Comics open!
To have your comic put in the newspaper, put it on a compatible image url hosting site, send me the link, and voila! your countryballs comic is in the news!
T TO BE TAGGED
MY FIRST PLANE IS HERE
@TinyMaus relatable
@LunarEclipseSP
Oh my God I completely forgot I made this
I NEED TO MAKE THE NEXT EDITION
meh I'll do it later
Procrastination noises
Nice! Thanks for mentioning my username <3
T
@TinyMaus Can you link it
Link: https://www.simpleplanes.com/Forums/View/1852240/Wright-Armed-Forces-Reports-13-11-2023
@SPAircraftOfficial
alright
@TinyMaus posted the reports
Also it's armed forces not air force now
@TinyMaus oh right, I stole another Bach of ink from the ink factory
@Pilotgoose
Didn't you throw up in everywhere and make a huge mess?
But I think I was the one who stole ink, I needed ink to help print articles for the Pilotgoose daily.
T
@TinyMaus Alright
@WaterFlavouredSpitfires
Anyone's, just make it relevant and not too political to avoid controversy
@TinyMaus Does it have to be our own comics or can it be someone elses
@LM0418
Id prefer countryballs, but I can review alternate things and see if I want to put them in
does the comics have to be countryballs or can you do something else
Amazing work!
... and some more...
@Eggplant
@Randomplayer
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