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What should I use my money for instead of a CyberTruck?

47.0k WisconsinStatePolice  one month ago

I don’t actually have any money to buy a cybertruck with because I’m majoring in student debt, but whatever. If I did have the money, what do you think I should use it for? Silly, stupid, kind, and creative ideas are welcome. Please argue in the comments.

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  • buy a model cybertruck, and use the leftover funds to hire a clown to follow me around
  • procure 5.7x28mm platforms and ammo
  • purchase one (1) 2 liter coke and nothing else
  • start an illegal food cart selling caramelized bananas downtown
  • acquire a retired Crown Victoria police interceptor.
  • leave large, oddly specific tips at busy restaurants ($1,490.45)
  • buy a water slide (no pool)
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    17.7k FlirBlitz

    buy an AIM-9X Sidewinder

    Pinned one month ago
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    A pilot license (preferably mine)

    10 days ago
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    Buy Russia

    14 days ago
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    1,781 Ashdenpaw1

    Buy a Federal Signal 2001-130

    +1 22 days ago
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    7,898 Rb2h

    Buy an F-22 Raptor

    one month ago
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    10.6k Kenzar

    give it to me

    +1 one month ago
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    Anything else

    one month ago
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    buy a lot of coke for your pool

    one month ago
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    7,385 F16xl

    Victoria Interceptor

    one month ago
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    @Graingy YES

    one month ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @126 The word's longest urinal

    one month ago
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    @Solent19 I’m getting PTSD from Jimmy’s world Elvis Presley RV

    one month ago
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    3,540 Solent19

    buy a used plane (like a cessna 172) and use the leftover funds to convert it into a car.
    trust me, that's much cooler than a cyberfuck

    +1 one month ago
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    59.7k PapaKernels

    Go to a junk yard, get a clapped out old car, get an old engine, get a rebuild kit, and make a dope ass rat rod.

    +1 one month ago
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    honestly I'd go for the Crown Vic, it'll have a ton of miles on it but at least you know it runs well.

    one month ago
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    29.6k 32

    8,214 bags of pizza rolls and a couple hot wheels cars

    one month ago
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    Use it for Tax, trust me, the government is VERY trustworthy:)

    one month ago
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    28.1k YarisSedan

    @ComradeSandman ?

    one month ago
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    13.7k Talon7192

    @ComradeSandman ok

    one month ago
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    @Talon7192 Man you sure hate fuel economy.

    one month ago
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    Piss slide.

    one month ago
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    Crown Vic, also @RYZ3N approved choice

    one month ago
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    make a bomb

    one month ago
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    28.1k YarisSedan

    @Talon7192 yep, exactly

    one month ago
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    13.7k Talon7192

    Buy a crown victoria and a 1976 ford f-150

    one month ago
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