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What should I use my money for instead of a CyberTruck?

48.6k WisconsinStatePolice  3 months ago

I don’t actually have any money to buy a cybertruck with because I’m majoring in student debt, but whatever. If I did have the money, what do you think I should use it for? Silly, stupid, kind, and creative ideas are welcome. Please argue in the comments.

Examples:

  • buy a model cybertruck, and use the leftover funds to hire a clown to follow me around
  • procure 5.7x28mm platforms and ammo
  • purchase one (1) 2 liter coke and nothing else
  • start an illegal food cart selling caramelized bananas downtown
  • acquire a retired Crown Victoria police interceptor.
  • leave large, oddly specific tips at busy restaurants ($1,490.45)
  • buy a water slide (no pool)
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    18.0k FlirBlitz

    buy an AIM-9X Sidewinder

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    Retired crown vic

    +1 7 days ago
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    @PrussianAirlines
    Right now friend

    +1 7 days ago
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    Also,when new build?

    +1 7 days ago
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    Buy an M1 Abrams

    +1 11 days ago
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    Buy a Boeing 737

    one month ago
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    5,193 USAMustang

    -to-air missile
    Air-to-surface missile
    Anti-radiation missile
    Anti-ballistic missile
    Anti-satellite weapon
    Anti-ship missile (list)
    Anti-submarine missile
    Anti-tank guided missile (list)
    Land-attack missile
    Shoulder-launched missiles
    Surface-to-air missile (list)
    Surface-to-surface missile
    Wire-guided missile
    Cruise missiles
    Air-launched cruise missile
    Ground-launched cruise missile
    Submarine-launched cruise missile

    +1 one month ago
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    A pilot license (preferably mine)

    +1 one month ago
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    Buy Russia

    +1 2 months ago
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    1,830 Ashdenpaw1

    Buy a Federal Signal 2001-130

    +2 2 months ago
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    9,190 Rb2h

    Buy an F-22 Raptor

    +1 2 months ago
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    11.0k Kenzar

    give it to me

    +2 2 months ago
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    Anything else

    +1 2 months ago
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    buy a lot of coke for your pool

    +1 2 months ago
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    9,418 F16xl

    Victoria Interceptor

    +1 2 months ago
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    @Graingy YES

    +1 2 months ago
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    37.2k Graingy

    @126 The word's longest urinal

    +2 2 months ago
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    @Solent19 I’m getting PTSD from Jimmy’s world Elvis Presley RV

    +1 2 months ago
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    4,022 Solent19

    buy a used plane (like a cessna 172) and use the leftover funds to convert it into a car.
    trust me, that's much cooler than a cyberfuck

    +2 2 months ago
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    61.5k PapaKernels

    Go to a junk yard, get a clapped out old car, get an old engine, get a rebuild kit, and make a dope ass rat rod.

    +2 2 months ago
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    honestly I'd go for the Crown Vic, it'll have a ton of miles on it but at least you know it runs well.

    +1 3 months ago
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    30.0k 32

    8,214 bags of pizza rolls and a couple hot wheels cars

    +1 3 months ago
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    Use it for Tax, trust me, the government is VERY trustworthy:)

    +1 3 months ago
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    28.9k YarisSedan
    3 months ago
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