I don’t actually have any money to buy a cybertruck with because I’m majoring in student debt, but whatever. If I did have the money, what do you think I should use it for? Silly, stupid, kind, and creative ideas are welcome. Please argue in the comments.
Examples:
- buy a model cybertruck, and use the leftover funds to hire a clown to follow me around
- procure 5.7x28mm platforms and ammo
- purchase one (1) 2 liter coke and nothing else
- start an illegal food cart selling caramelized bananas downtown
- acquire a retired Crown Victoria police interceptor.
- leave large, oddly specific tips at busy restaurants ($1,490.45)
- buy a water slide (no pool)
buy an AIM-9X Sidewinder
Retired crown vic
@WisconsinStatePolice nice.
@PrussianAirlines
Right now friend
Also,when new build?
Buy an M1 Abrams
Buy a Boeing 737
-to-air missile
Air-to-surface missile
Anti-radiation missile
Anti-ballistic missile
Anti-satellite weapon
Anti-ship missile (list)
Anti-submarine missile
Anti-tank guided missile (list)
Land-attack missile
Shoulder-launched missiles
Surface-to-air missile (list)
Surface-to-surface missile
Wire-guided missile
Cruise missiles
Air-launched cruise missile
Ground-launched cruise missile
Submarine-launched cruise missile
A pilot license (preferably mine)
Buy Russia
Buy a Federal Signal 2001-130
Buy an F-22 Raptor
give it to me
Anything else
buy a lot of coke for your pool
Victoria Interceptor
@Graingy YES
@126 The word's longest urinal
@Solent19 I’m getting PTSD from Jimmy’s world Elvis Presley RV
buy a used plane (like a cessna 172) and use the leftover funds to convert it into a car.
trust me, that's much cooler than a cyberfuck
Go to a junk yard, get a clapped out old car, get an old engine, get a rebuild kit, and make a dope ass rat rod.
honestly I'd go for the Crown Vic, it'll have a ton of miles on it but at least you know it runs well.
8,214 bags of pizza rolls and a couple hot wheels cars
Use it for Tax, trust me, the government is VERY trustworthy:)
@ComradeSandman ?