I don’t actually have any money to buy a cybertruck with because I’m majoring in student debt, but whatever. If I did have the money, what do you think I should use it for? Silly, stupid, kind, and creative ideas are welcome. Please argue in the comments.
Examples:
- buy a model cybertruck, and use the leftover funds to hire a clown to follow me around
- procure 5.7x28mm platforms and ammo
- purchase one (1) 2 liter coke and nothing else
- start an illegal food cart selling caramelized bananas downtown
- acquire a retired Crown Victoria police interceptor.
- leave large, oddly specific tips at busy restaurants ($1,490.45)
- buy a water slide (no pool)
buy an AIM-9X Sidewinder
Buy an F-22 Raptor
give it to me
Anything else
buy a lot of coke for your pool
Victoria Interceptor
@Graingy YES
@126 The word's longest urinal
@Solent19 I’m getting PTSD from Jimmy’s world Elvis Presley RV
buy a used plane (like a cessna 172) and use the leftover funds to convert it into a car.
trust me, that's much cooler than a cyberfuck
Go to a junk yard, get a clapped out old car, get an old engine, get a rebuild kit, and make a dope ass rat rod.
honestly I'd go for the Crown Vic, it'll have a ton of miles on it but at least you know it runs well.
8,214 bags of pizza rolls and a couple hot wheels cars
Use it for Tax, trust me, the government is VERY trustworthy:)
@ComradeSandman ?
@ComradeSandman ok
@Talon7192 Man you sure hate fuel economy.
Piss slide.
Crown Vic, also @RYZ3N approved choice
make a bomb
@Talon7192 yep, exactly
Buy a crown victoria and a 1976 ford f-150
buy a retired crown vic police interceptor please, don't buy the cybercrap, since from what I've heard it's prone and i mean prone to malfunction, malfunction which could literally brick the whole thing