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Jerk Update: Fellas I think I've invented a new variety of cheese.

1,220 ComradeSandman  4 days ago

The milk in this jar has long since turned solid. This matches no known cheese I was able to track down. I wonder if it has something to do with the subtle vibrations of the aircraft...

Anyways, I think I have a new product to pitch to the Graingy brass.

Would you buy Graingy cheese?

It is somehow both hard and spreadable. It's kinda freaky.

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    @TheCommentaryGuy And that maintain their own nuclear arsenal.

    11 hours ago
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    @ComradeSandman the same french that eats snails?

    yesterday
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    @TheCommentaryGuy Tell that to the French.

    yesterday
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    2,158 THEOKPILOT

    @ComradeSandman I hate Arizona too.

    2 days ago
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    @ComradeSandman its spoiled not fermented

    2 days ago
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    @WisconsinStatePolice :(
    @hpgbproductions Ah, yes. Glue and marbles. My favourite combination.

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    @THEOKPILOT Finally, someone with TASTE
    ... Ew, Arizona.
    @SPsidearm Splendid
    @TheCommentaryGuy Idk what to tell you man this is cheese. Really weird cheese but I'm pretty sure it's cheese.
    ... I think.

    2 days ago
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    @ComradeSandman jars are infamously known as containers for other white fluids, often with a non-food solid inside

    3 days ago
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    I would never buy cheese from the likes of you
    Maybe coffee
    Maybe certain breads
    Never cheese
    Boycott graingy cheese

    3 days ago
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    @ComradeSandman you didnt ferment anything, you expired it

    3 days ago
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    @ComradeSandman you didnt ferment anything, you expired it

    3 days ago
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    9,534 SPsidearm

    @ComradeSandman
    I'll buy.

    3 days ago
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    2,158 THEOKPILOT

    @X99STRIKER No, actually I'm an Arizonian. I just like cheese.

    3 days ago
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    12.0k X99STRIKER

    @THEOKPILOT
    You smell French

    3 days ago
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    2,158 THEOKPILOT

    And probably eat it too.

    3 days ago
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    2,158 THEOKPILOT

    Actually, yeah. I would buy the cheese.

    3 days ago
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    @Boeing727200F I'll be fine. It's boring, but I'm not in danger.

    3 days ago
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    @ComradeSandman man is gonna be stuck in that plane for ages, hope the engines give out before then

    3 days ago
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    @ComradeSandman lol
    also @X99STRIKER i don't think you're a coward i was just jokin around

    3 days ago
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    @Boeing727200F That's... what half-lives do? Rate of decay slows. Division, not subtraction.
    @keiyronelleavgeek566 Don't worry, they are.
    @X99STRIKER Coward.

    3 days ago
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    @ComradeSandman lol i was joking
    now u gotta call this guy a coward

    3 days ago
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    @ComradeSandman HOW?!

    3 days ago
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    12.0k X99STRIKER

    @ComradeSandman
    disgust

    3 days ago
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    @keiyronelleavgeek566 Coward.

    3 days ago
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    @X99STRIKER Imagine being half submerged in it for months.
    @TheMouse Good news!
    @DeeganishCountryball Shame.

    3 days ago
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