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[BREAKING NEWS] Krakabloa's volcano erupts,Simple Landia badly damaged.

19.7k WaffleCakes  6.7 years ago

That's right,the long dormant volcano on Krakabloa has finally erupted. The most hardest hit country is Simple Landia,with most of its population residing there. Now we go to Channel 5 sky fly. Thanks Tom,the volcano is absolute CHAOS here. Just look at that!
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The tiny flames there,those are BAD,but I'm no meteorologist! For this info,we turn to forecaster Dick Schipp! Thanks,this eruption is violently disrupting the weather of the island. From average 80's,the ash clogs the sun,making the weather a perishing 49 degrees Fahrenheit! We will give you further info,but we return with the Channel 5 sky fly.
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Thanks,the ash has expanded by a small bit,and smothers the whole island. Other than that not that much has changed. The flames have disappeared,which is a good sign. But now,a witness took a photo of when the volcano first erupted.
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The volcano violently erupted with flames. The Republic of Simple Landia was hit hard with this disaster,as many of its citizens lived there and income came from it. The president of Simple Landia,StrikeFighter04,has yet to give a statement about the eruption. But for now,thank you for choosing Channel 5 News.
We now return to our LIVE coverage of the eruption. The president has just released a statement.

"Citizens of SimpleLandia, we must stay strong. We have many events going on, including the Cobra Commander's escape, the war with Kruola, and now this. We must stand firm, and press forward, and help each other. This is a state of national emergency. We must aid each other in the search and rescue efforts of our people. No matter how long it may take us, we will survive. And hopefully our allies with help in the rescue efforts, as well as rebuilding."
-President Strikefighter04

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    As a krakabola resident. Im dead

    1.4 years ago
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    1,601 toast345

    I once decided to nuke the middle of the volcano and it looked the same FAKE NEWS

    2.7 years ago
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    19.7k Axartar

    As a resident of wright isles, we hope the best for krakabloa

    5.7 years ago
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    Oh wait, never mind it was my school chrome book. @WaffleCakes

    5.9 years ago
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    19.7k WaffleCakes

    Is it not working? @Strikefighter04 Working on this side just fine.

    5.9 years ago
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    Could you fix the images?

    5.9 years ago
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    4,244 Maxwell1

    It was probably a cover up. @BaconAircraft

    +1 6.7 years ago
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    6,300 Mykl

    PROCEEDS TO DO TRENCH RUN ANYWAY

    6.7 years ago
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    19.7k WaffleCakes

    @Bo123 like ho did I take these shots? I took screenshots,then edited them.

    6.7 years ago
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    Thanks man! As a matter of fact, fire on Kruola's main naval ports. Destroy their aircraft carriers. @Cape6

    6.7 years ago
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    19.7k WaffleCakes

    @Bo123 how,specifically?

    6.7 years ago
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    Thuh. @Patton2

    6.7 years ago
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    No you weren't. And stop bragging and being rude. Plus, SimpleLandia has over 80 citizens, most with nations, and we will fight, until you and your precious friends are dead. @Patton2

    6.7 years ago
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    Even though we are an Allie of kroula, we will send medical supplies because in 1948, we had an eruption that killed more than half of quantum so population.

    6.7 years ago
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    Wow. This war is a joke. You think you can fight, but look at SimpleLandia allies list. Most of them are in the war on our side. @Patton2

    6.7 years ago
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    :o

    6.7 years ago
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    Oh me god i got killed!
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    6.7 years ago
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    Oh, crap. The people's republic will provide medical assistance. @Strikefighter04

    6.7 years ago
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    40.2k Awsomur

    The Holy King of Krakabloa and all other government officials have been safely evacuated. North Wright Airport is serving as a temporary refugee camp for civilians.

    6.7 years ago
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    The International Airlines security force has been authorized to use extreme force against any and all Cobra members if necessary.

    6.7 years ago
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    The problem is, I need to find people willing to report on stuff, butchery everything going on, it's kinda hard. @StarKnight697

    6.7 years ago
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    Did we not have ANY warning? We need to have people constantly evaluating threats so this doesn’t happen again. @Strikefighter04

    6.7 years ago
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    @Strikefighter04 if we find him we shall kill him without hestation

    6.7 years ago
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    B2G airlines are currently suspending all flights we are sorry for the inconvenience

    6.7 years ago
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    Is the Wright and Avalanche islands part of the same country or not?

    6.7 years ago
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