Howdy! I recently did a "JERK" method, and now i'm doing a CROAK method: A guide to making your SP career CROAK!
DISCLAIMER: I am not responsible for you having to slowdance with an angry moderator, having everyone hate your guts, or being banned. You follow these at your own risk! but i suggest you don't. Unless you wanna be drenched with Ban in a Can.
Number 1:C= Cuss. EVERYBODY hates cussing here, because this site is family friendly. Not only will people choke on their drink to report you, you will also bring a comment section to life with angry children! And.. Maybe a moderator.
Number 2: R= Religion shame. Look in my previous comments and you can see me testing this method! This will make EVERYONE AWAKE AND TEAR INTO YOU UNTIL YOU'RE GONE! Side effects include: upvote droughts, headache from getting hate, flame wars on anything you post, walls of text from keyboard warriors, and possible death. see your local "delete account" button for treatment.
Number 3: O= Offensiveness. Start discriminating people! Make offensive memes and spam them just to cause a wave of backlash towards you! Don't like the color blue? ATTACK EVERYONE WHO LIKES IT! How about those inexperienced builders? DESTROY THEM WITH OFFENSIVE COMMENTS!
Number 4: A= Antagonism! See that nice comment on your build? RETURN IT WITH A FLOOD OF TEXT, SO HOSTILE THAT THEY QUIT SIMPLEPLANES! Everyone will see this and FLOOD you with report buttons, hate, and toxicity! Bonus if you get banned!
Number 5: K= Knave! Lie to everyone, saying that you own 50 supercars, and a mansion! Repost old builds that nobody remembers and say it's yours! Getting attention from people who expose others has never been so easy!!
Stay tuned for the "HATE" method!
How to mess up your SP career by “accident”
Step one: Get drunk,
Step two: drunkenly delete your SP account.
Step three: ???
Step four: profit,
Well, I plan to be super set for dough, but I am no currently. I only have 2 Ferrari’s xD
10/10 best guide ever.XD
Moderator? You mean TheLatneage? Or whatever his name is?
Copy that, i didnt remember seeing a requirement. TY Tully@Tully2001
Tully im a fairly new person here have the Devs ever thought abt instituting a age requirement? Seems like there is a lot of kitty crap that goes on here. I am a old fogey and its embarrassing seeing some of the crap. I dont mean to incite im just curious. Thank You @Tully2001
You’re are of course right. Sorry to cause you another thing to deal with.
@Tully2001
🅱hat’s a 🅱otta 🅱amage.
ayyy I love learning how to get 🅱anned
I’m not sure why this 🅱oi ——^ right here works on SP but not on my iPad in texts or anything
No. 5
Cough codemonsniper8ugh cough...
Can confirm. Used 4 letter word, was put in my place by mod. 0/10 Would not recommend to friends/family.
This is genius.
the last one applies almost for every new player I've seen u.u
I’m sorry I can’t do to much on SP today my multimillion dollar cruiser ship is picking me up in 15 mins. Has wifi so I can play SP but I’m going to relax in the onboard spa. And then when I arrive in Monaco I will get my Bugatti Chiron for a drive around Italy.
Bye
LOL
k.
@Testin123
@Awsomur Also, Tully2001 upvoted a previous post like this.
@Awsomur You're just seeing it wrong. You obviously did not read the disclaimer. This is actually just both a joke, and an example of what not to do on this website.
I am not responsible for you having to slowdance with an angry moderator, having everyone hate your guts, or being banned. You follow these at your own risk! but i suggest you don't. Unless you wanna be drenched with Ban in a Can
This post is doing nothing but encouraging rulebreaking activity.
@Tully2001
I'm not sure what to make of this information but it was interesting to read i guess. now i have to go back to one of my 10 mansions because we just landed our helicopter XD