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Apple Flavoured Nutritional Product

18.2k ColonelCanada  1.7 years ago

Like orange drink, this is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT safe for consumption.
Don't read the ingredients.
Please.
Just don't.

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General Characteristics

  • Successors 1 airplane(s) +136 bonus
  • Created On Android
  • Wingspan 7.2ft (2.2m)
  • Length 5.2ft (1.6m)
  • Height 313.3ft (95.5m)
  • Empty Weight 819lbs (371kg)
  • Loaded Weight 819lbs (371kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading N/A
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 5258

Parts

  • Number of Parts 13
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 48
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    people really like nutrional apple sources

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    "it probably has vitamins!" aight convincing enough to fill my entire fridge with this

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    slurp slurp

    Wait what’s happening?
    AAAAAAAA-

    dies a horrible and fiery death

    +1 1.7 years ago
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    1,299 PZLAgencies

    Download it means drinking it.

    +1 1.7 years ago
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    28.1k YarisSedan

    inhales it like m3th
    OH CRAP IT HAS... Blood? AND CANCEROUS CELLS??? OH CRAP IM DIEINN-

    Dies of a gruesome combination between heart attacks and died of cancerous cells

    +1 1.7 years ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    takes a sip
    sounds of dying and death
    OH NO ME HEART STOPPED
    more sounds of dying
    I'M F8CKING DYING

    +1 1.7 years ago
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    mmmm sluuuurrrrrpppp

    +1 1.7 years ago
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    4,215 Red920

    from the skit I found on youtube:

    Guy: Hey Siri, can you check my bank account and see what Apple product i can afford?
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    Siri: apple juice.

    +4 1.7 years ago
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    21.8k LM0418

    Apple juice: alright
    Adult Apple Juice: just don’t drink too much
    THIS: oh-oh sorry for getting mad, this is wayyyy better than apple juice, not being sarcastic! It totally didn’t kill me!

    +5 1.7 years ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @ColonelCanada
    Talk about drinking the Cool-aid, we're drinking the Apple Flavoured Nutritional Product

    +1 1.7 years ago
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    @Graingy
    Indeed.

    1.7 years ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @ColonelCanada Oh okay.
    After all, why would a seller ever lie to me?

    +1 1.7 years ago
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    @Graingy
    What thing?
    Nothing is there.
    Continue looking at it in game.

    1.7 years ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    Probably has vitamins!?
    Complementary waiver!?
    Well hot dog I'm sold!
    Where can I get more?
    ...
    ...
    ...
    Uhh... Okay so it says it's 95 meters tall...
    Does that... uhh... does that thing I saw above it in the silhouette view come with too?

    +2 1.7 years ago
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    Time to keep the doctor away
    (you can't visit him if you die firs-

    +3 1.7 years ago
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    Meh, it seems pretty much safe to drink, no way I'm go-
    *Dies

    +1 1.7 years ago
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    @Korzalerkle
    ah

    +1 1.7 years ago
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    About the now non-existant tag comment:

    Yeah "Korzalerkle" is a dumb name lol, it's mispelled on purpose taken from here

    +1 1.7 years ago
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    7,140 Yeahsure

    Nevermind the ingredients are normal it’s safe to dri-

    +1 1.7 years ago
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    7,140 Yeahsure

    Im scared now to drink it

    +1 1.7 years ago