124k AWESOMENESS360 Comments

  • Clarinet instrument SQUIDwarDs 5.2 years ago

    Squidward: plays clarinet
    Clarinet:

    AUTISTIC SCREECHING

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.3 years ago

    @hfusiwjf29 if you ever come back and happen to read this comment, plz send us a screenshot of your notifications in the forums!

    +4
  • SimpleMemes Vol. 6 (Last One) 5.3 years ago

    1. I don't get the "P" one.
    2. It'd actually be pretty cool if Mt. Krakabloa erupted every once in a while!

    +4
  • Simpleplanes Memes 2.0 5.3 years ago

    SimplePlanes holds a special kind of stress, the stress you get when you've been working on a creation for the past five hours, but the game crashes while playing and deletes all of your progress. It never fails, it happens atleast 10 times every time I'm working on a big project. The fun part? It makes me want to yeet my iPad out the window even more for every time it crashes and deletes my progress, but I have to control myself because if I were to destroy my iPad it would literally deprive me of SimplePlanes, thus removing the one thing that actually makes me happy in life.

    +4
  • NA201 5.4 years ago

    Plane: Was Posted Two Years Ago
    SimplePlanes Algorithm: "Yeah, we'll just put this in your jet stream two years after it was posted, seems logical enough."

    +4
  • [Build] Area 51 Challenge 5.4 years ago

    Wow, this single cockpit block has got more upvotes in three hours than some of my better creations have in more than a week.

    +4
  • You will only partially regret clicking this(Teaser) 5.4 years ago

    @BogdanX dude calm down, you may be a "veteran player" but there's no need to get this worked up if Destroyerz117's Harrier has similar characteristics to that of yours. So what if both designs have a fuselage inlet for the canopy, and the same mistakes were made? Instead of seeing it as copying, (even though Tully2001 literally confirmed that it's not a copy) how about you acknowledge it as two great minds who think alike, and think the same way too, if you are as great of a mind as you believe. I respect you as an amazing Platinum User, but with great skill, comes even greater respect to those who don't always agree with you.

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.4 years ago

    @TheFantasticTyphoon better yet, we all fly in the mustang itself!

    +4
  • G.91R/3 Gina 5.4 years ago

    Nice description, for I too, can read:

    .
    T̵̛̥͙͒̊ḩ̷̪̫̳̪̥̯̄̿̈̋̈͝ḙ̸̡̛̻̹͎̝͔̌͌̒́̀́͝ ̴̧̛͓̮̹̯̻̙̙̇̋͊́L̸̨̞̻̘̯͚̿͋̆̂̆̊͂̉̂͜â̵͇̩̊̏͑̐͋n̵̤̋̐͗̊g̷̢̡̬̗͈̬͚͓͙͆̎̌͘̚͠ṳ̷̡̹͆̌͂̃͘͠a̴̖̠̳̩̠̕g̸̢͕̣̲̯̠̭̊̌͗̈́̈̓̕e̶̹̪͇̪̳̘̻̅́͆̒̚̕͝ ̴̖̳̰͙̳͇̠̏́͊͒̃̕͜ͅǫ̶̬̈́̏͆̀͆͠ͅͅf̷̪̗̝̐̑̆̈́̈́ͅ ̴͇̥̞̭͕̩͐̽̃̀t̵͙͉̖̼̻͖̘̹͔͗̿͐͐̑̄ḩ̶̢̭͈̺͓̳͙̰̋̾́̉͝e̶̦̲̫̬͚̬̓͋͆̽̌ ̶̢͈̼̦͚̄̇̇G̸̜̮̜̭̺̘͛̃o̷̮̟͔̞̓̀͋̊͂̽̈́͘d̵͍̙͔̗̝̍̋̈̍̄͑͆͘͝s̴̨͔̳̙̩̟̣̈́̈́́͂͒͂́̚͠ͅ

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.4 years ago

    We need to hold a celebration for when this thing gets it's 1,000th upvote. Not if, but when.

    +4
  • When you try to do the wheelie balancy thing without propwash but you forget your plane is an atomic bomb 5.4 years ago

    Oh SimplePlanes physics, plz never change.

    Ok maybe change a bit, just a tiny bit.

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.4 years ago

    @OrangeConnor
    @jamesPLANESii
    if you use low physics, it works perfectly!

    +4
  • Water-Spout 5.4 years ago

    @Stormfur the swastika was actually a symbol of well being at one time, it's just stereotyped to be a bad symbol because of the Nazis.

    +4
  • An Exotic Butter 5.5 years ago

    Now Playing: "Casual Bongos"

    +4
  • FA-11 Multirole Fighter 5.5 years ago

    @JonTKocz oh yeah, there's tons of creations I've seen that are immune to missiles by using XML Modded guns that create a shield of bullets around the aircraft, it's pretty cool, almost like a plasma shield or something, lol.

    +4
  • YeeHaw Rifle 5.5 years ago

    Points gun at opponent
    "You've Yeed your last Haw, varmint!"
    The gun fires, and a mighty Yee-Haw cracks through the air, and completely obliterates the unworthy opponent.

    +4
  • F-4E Phantom Cinematic Trailer - SimplePlanes 5.6 years ago

    This is not SimplePlanes anymore, this is...
    ComplexPlanes

    +4
  • AS-AC-10 [5 TIMES BIGGER!!!!] 5.6 years ago

    Jesus Christ, if something like this was ever made irl, you could literally create a weaponized floating city, you could have a large portion of the carrier deck for the city itself, most of the deck for navy related things since it's an aircraft carrier, the interior of the carrier could literally store and deploy other smaller carriers, and even a fleet of destroyers, heck, you could even use it for more city space too if there's enough room, and based on this thing's size, it'd be possible to dispatch an entire Air Force from this thing to scout out the surrounding area, and destroy any possible threats. What? You think just because it's an absolutely massive target will make it easier to sink? Nonsense. Something of this size could probably withstand a small nuke going off inside of it, and the carrier would be fine.

    Ahh yes, a carrier like this irl would truly be unsinkable.

    +4
  • i need friends 5.6 years ago

    Achievement Earned! Plus one friend!
    Nice engine btw, looks pretty good, like something out of WWII or something.

    +4
  • [CLOSED] Early jet Challenge! (25 upvote prize!) [deadline-12th May] 5.6 years ago

    Guys, BoganBoganTheMan has realized there is no part limit, get ready for a 1500+part F-86 Sabre...

    +4
  • F9F Panther 5.6 years ago

    I love how unique your building style is, it really makes your creations stand out from the rest!

    +4
  • I’m not leaving SimplePlanes 5.7 years ago

    If you truly are leaving, plz don't delete your account, every future SimplePlanes user deserves to admire your amazing work...

    +4
  • SimplePlanes Landings in a Nutshell 5.7 years ago

    Not my comment, just a comment on the video.

    For anyone who's curious about what actually happened:

    Air Canada Flight 143 Quebec to Alberta had to perform an emergency landing in Manitoba, in 1983 I believe. This was the period when Canada switched from Imperial to Metric. Instead of being filled with 23000 something Kilograms of Fuel, the air port gave them 23000 something POUNDS of fuel. A kilo is about 2.2 Pounds, so the Boeing 767 left with less than HALF the fuel they needed for the trip.

    Captain Bob Pearson diverted to Winnipeg, but he was too late. After both engines flamed out, Winnipeg Air Traffic Control and the Co-Pilot deduced they wouldn't make it to Winnipeg. Instead, The Co-Pilot recommended they divert to Gimli AFB, an abandoned military installation, which was closer. During their final approach, Pilot Bob Pearson realized they were still too high and going too fast.

    To bring the plane down and reduce their speed, he performed a "Side Slip" where you use the Ailerons at the edge of the wings to turn the plane sideways on a tilt, and the rudder to maintain your forward direction. Something that had never been done on a passenger airliner. They successfully landed, Air Canada originally partially blamed the pilots, until they had their best, and most experienced pilots attempt the same thing in a simulator.

    Every single pilot they put through the simulator crashed the plane. I'm not talking like a really hard emergency landing, I'm talking hit the ground and disintegration here. Pearson put the plane down so well that Air Canada repaired it and it continued service until it was retired in 2008.

    +4
  • Steamed Hams 5.7 years ago

    S
    ST
    STE
    STEA
    STEAM
    STEAME
    STEAMED
    STEAMED H
    STEAMED HA
    STEAMED HAM
    STEAMED HAMS
    STEAMED HAM
    STEAMED HA
    STEAMED H
    STEAMED
    STEAME
    STEAM
    STEA
    STE
    ST
    S

    +4
  • Graph Zeppelin 5.7 years ago

    If I had to say what the funniest website I've ever been on was, SimplePlanes would be in the top three.

    +4
  • SdKfz. 171 Panther 'M10' Ersatz 5.7 years ago

    I can only imagine how many times a German tank would've shot these things, thinking it's an American M-10.

    +4
  • Sodium chloride 5.7 years ago

    Hey look, it's Fortnite.

    +4
  • I'm Not Sorry About This 5.7 years ago

    Ignoring the fact that it's a vape, this is really detailed though, I'll give you that.

    +4
  • multiplayer screenshots but it's out of context 5.8 years ago

    Can someone give me a link to that massive ship that Squirrel's controlling?
    @Squirrel

    +4
  • J-79 5.9 years ago

    Wow, seems like making highly detailed engines is the new trend here, this is super good btw!

    +4
  • Earth, made out of guns 5.9 years ago

    Oh c'mon guys, the earth is obviously a 4-Dimensional Dodecahedron.

    +4
  • P-51 Discustang “P-51 Make Fun” 6.0 years ago

    Does somebody in here not no how to flush a toilet after they've had a Shet? "It was not me" Well it was fokin one a yus,

    DISGUSTANG

    +4
  • [!]New Project Alert[!] 6.0 years ago

    How big will it be? Will it be like, normal sized, or will it be Feanor big?

    +4
  • LMC-03 Miner Truck 6.0 years ago

    Your creation seems to have violated the rule of being too beautiful for human eyes, I may need to contact a moderator. Lol jk this is amazing, how do you create things as good as this?!

    +4
  • Silver Arrow Mark.4 6.0 years ago

    This is so cool! I love the dual prop, and I like the way that you made the landing skids, they look really nice! Lots of detail, with a low amount of parts, the perfect combination. One question though, how are you supposed to see out of the cockpit?

    +4
  • Noice 6.1 years ago

    D e s p a YEET o

    +4
  • Burger King Mech Lettuce (Work in Progress) 6.1 years ago

    The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is somebody else's Burger King burger.

    +4
  • My Mechanical Biped Walker 6.1 years ago

    This thing has got to be the BEST walker on the entire website! It has such fluent movements, it barely even jitters at all!

    +4
  • EXTREMELY DETAILED BOX 6.2 years ago

    Inside this very box, is the most secrety secret in all of secret town!

       AN EMBARRASSING PICTURE OF SPONGEBOB AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY!!!
    

    +4
  • Pirate Cannon 6.2 years ago

    @Strikefighter04 that's gotta be the best pirate I've ever seen

    +4
  • B-24 D [42-72843, no. 24, Strawberry Btch] 6.3 years ago

    tHiS iS a ChRiStAn MiNeCrAfT sErVeR nO sWeArInG

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 6.4 years ago

    I wonder if this build will hit 1000 Upvotes someday...

    +4
  • DH.88.Comet 'Grosvenor House' (G-ACSS) 6.4 years ago

    I don't cry, I'm British! (like if you get the reference!)

    +4
  • IL-2 & KV-2 5 days ago

    Gaijin pls

    +3
  • F-16C - Cinematic Teaser 27 days ago

    This is SO GOOD oh my god, absolutely amazing cinematics and choreography. Love the feeling this gives off, the choice of music is perfect. Your friend Kismet has a real talent!!

    +3
  • WarThunder - HUD 1.3 years ago

    Gramercy!

    +3
  • Giga Chad Twin prop 2.7 years ago

    Consider this: the intakes lead to the inside of the cockpit, free air conditioning!

    +3
  • Anti Submarine Warfare Helicopter 2.8 years ago

    eentsy weensy teeny weeny light grey anti sub-machiney

    +3
  • Z-29 Super Yeet Detector 2.8 years ago

    That exhaust plume is incredible

    +3
  • The Arsenalbird 2.8 years ago

    Very well made Arsenal Björd, I give it 80/80 MQ-101’s

    +3