How about we tell everyone the axis truth, America can be on our side If we convince, them We are not aboot total destruction of society @thefalkenreich
[The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair]
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this [grabs Minigun] is my weapon. [lays both hands covetously on Minigun] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
Heavy: [Laughs]
Heavy: [Checks the barrel of his Minigun] "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
Heavy: [Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up]
[Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1]
[Team Fortress 2 Theme plays]
Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
He would plow the fields like a farmer
Wearing of Diesel stained attire
And he was the very kind of driver
Women would desire
Farm-Farm Farmpoutine@ChiyomiAnzai
You should do an electric truck the backstory could be:to appeal to younger, more environmentally friendly truckers the Lykins Highway sergeant was made
No that was a joke lads....@thefalkenreich
Ok........, immediately switches sides and attacks Berlin @thefalkenreich
Do Canadian poutine with cheddar potato soup, don’t forget the vinegar bottle
Wait who is attacking who@thefalkenreich
But we will be ready, @thefalkenreich
We need to set up is what i meant@thefalkenreich
Yes, we will get comfortable in Berlin first,@thefalkenreich
Well land on Omaha beach and join you on your conquest in Europe tho@thefalkenreich
How about we tell everyone the axis truth, America can be on our side If we convince, them We are not aboot total destruction of society @thefalkenreich
And how about our new collaboration with America, the M1 garrand 30. Cal rifle @thefalkenreich
Ok 200,000@thefalkenreich
And the steel and wood is 15,000 marks for 10,000 kilograms @thefalkenreich
Ok, in return, I’ll trade around 50,000 Canadian dollars for weapons,@thefalkenreich
Also, I’ll like an order of 25,000 Luger P08s (45. Cal)@thefalkenreich
Sure, good deal, our roundel would look excellent on a bf-109@thefalkenreich
However, would you like to trade goods?, salt, wood, steel and maple syrup @thefalkenreich
We will stay peaceful until war is necessary @thefalkenreich
I William Lyon mackinzie king, introduce the M1 garrand to our arsenal of weapons.
Canada!: William Lyon Mackenzie King
Instant diabetes
So I work so hard, and write so much, to get 0 attention
Add jiffy cornbread mix, every cabin has it
+5Ok so you know those railway trucks that go on tracks and rails, you should make one of those, and it should say Lyco rail On the door
Well he is called Leaveman @PositivePlanes
10,000,000
What now?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beep_(locomotive) make the BEEP
Then why are there car, tank, watercraft etc,. Tags?@Notaperson
A while from now@Natedog120705
Make sure to grab a calpilin Cola for good measure, and drive home in the DeSoto replica
+2Trouble
+1in
Terrorist
Town
At your local Gmod
TTTAg me
How tragic.
+1TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Nah
Yea@DeidaraEnterprises
["Meet the Heavy" text appears]
[The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair]
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this [grabs Minigun] is my weapon. [lays both hands covetously on Minigun] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
Heavy: [Laughs]
Heavy: [Checks the barrel of his Minigun] "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
Heavy: [Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up]
[Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1]
[Team Fortress 2 Theme plays]
Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
[Pause]
Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays]
+5Testing? I’ll accept
He would plow the fields like a farmer
+1Wearing of Diesel stained attire
And he was the very kind of driver
Women would desire
Farm-Farm Farmpoutine@ChiyomiAnzai
FRoKeN
+1Is it against the rules to say, “join Simplelandia Roleplay today”for a post?@Strikefighter04
Both@Gameboi14
Now it works@Gameboi14
The link doesn’t work try removing the Https’ s@Gameboi14
-glass cockpits or glass fuselage-
+10This is quite the Cup of TEA
I also made a fine anti meme@Gameboi14
Why would you say something so rude about Luna brand ukuleles?!
Wish it wasn’t this calls for a revival maybe even a complete Reset@Strikefighter04
No that was some other Italian guy@Gameboi14
Internal screaming
You should do an electric truck the backstory could be:to appeal to younger, more environmentally friendly truckers the Lykins Highway sergeant was made
+2