[The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair]
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this [grabs Minigun] is my weapon. [lays both hands covetously on Minigun] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
Heavy: [Laughs]
Heavy: [Checks the barrel of his Minigun] "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
Heavy: [Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up]
[Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1]
[Team Fortress 2 Theme plays]
Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
I was joking about how I hate anime, this creation is obviously great and has likely lots of mechanical parts and funky trees features, it was a joke clearly @1918
First of all I used to be a citizen of simplelandia a pilot but I crashed a dc3 in Maywar took Maywar had to leave Maywar due to border disputes start a confederate states 2 so on so forth if you’re gonna be mean and not have fun LEAVE TO YOUR DUMB TEASERS@exosuit
You should do an electric truck the backstory could be:to appeal to younger, more environmentally friendly truckers the Lykins Highway sergeant was made
The devs could make it stock or maybe we get a Minecraft style market where certain people upload and you can get stuff though instead of micro transactions just make it all free@Thelegitpilot13 @Braynie0904
lol
+25I’m speechless, there’s so much detail here for a user with no profile pic
+10-glass cockpits or glass fuselage-
+10Lol
+10BONUS
Person: makes meme post
+8Sp community: nOt FuNny DiDn’T LaUgh
Why is it the Chinese President and a panda? Lol
+8WOW it’s bankrupt
+8President Xi Jinping wakes up in the morning.
+7Idea: INTEGRATE UNDERWATER CAMERA MOD
+5No seriously it would be awesome to have
insert overused joke about America’s obesity problems
+5Add jiffy cornbread mix, every cabin has it
+5["Meet the Heavy" text appears]
[The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair]
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this [grabs Minigun] is my weapon. [lays both hands covetously on Minigun] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
Heavy: [Laughs]
Heavy: [Checks the barrel of his Minigun] "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
Heavy: [Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up]
[Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1]
[Team Fortress 2 Theme plays]
Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
[Pause]
Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays]
+5I was joking about how I hate anime, this creation is obviously great and has likely lots of mechanical parts and funky trees features, it was a joke clearly @1918
+4Rotator sound is kinda annoying
+4RRRR EEERRRRR EERRERRR EEERRRRE ERERERERRE WHEN I TRY TO DRIVE A CAR EVERY TIME
H o w d o t h e t r e e b e s o f u n k y
+4Because you’re back, finish this
+4Top 10 most saddest anime deaths
+4I agree completely,I think there are some good songs from every era too tho @WarHawk95
+3The abandoned buildings and sinking ships should appear as normal in sandbox imo.
+3Patrice
+3Watch and 2 months later he’ll look at his steam page and start playing again
+3I hope he lives
+3We can do better.
M o d e r n i z e
+3Sync these lyrics with any song
+3Jhonny Johnny, yes papa, COMMITING ARMED ROBBERY IN PORTUGAL?, YES PAPA, GOOD BOY
roll sitcom credits@HarrisCraft
+3As a roleplay participant I can agree this is everyone’s nation
+3Food
+3Thanks apple maps
+3First of all I used to be a citizen of simplelandia a pilot but I crashed a dc3 in Maywar took Maywar had to leave Maywar due to border disputes start a confederate states 2 so on so forth if you’re gonna be mean and not have fun LEAVE TO YOUR DUMB TEASERS@exosuit
+3Oh god how does this fly I think you can
+3Make the infamous a320 Photoshop knows as the a3
Uh.. I removed names and a funnel I’m not copying do you know what copying means @Benderisgreta123
+3Airbus
+2Have you made an andria doria type ship?
+2This,.... this is perfection
+2She do the float
+2Remake all vanilla planes
+2Yea... toxic like 1930s crayons @NightmareCorporation
+2I hate it when bob pulls up with his M240b and deafens you while you shoot your 22
+2Sam & max: missing the homies
+2I remember Toby Honk’s Bro Skater for GameStation 1
+2J u d g e f l a g s a n d e m b e l e m s
+2NO
+2I can’t see the image
+2Thing that goes in air that Carries people or cargo
+2Make sure to grab a calpilin Cola for good measure, and drive home in the DeSoto replica
+2You should do an electric truck the backstory could be:to appeal to younger, more environmentally friendly truckers the Lykins Highway sergeant was made
+2The devs could make it stock or maybe we get a Minecraft style market where certain people upload and you can get stuff though instead of micro transactions just make it all free@Thelegitpilot13 @Braynie0904
+2B R U H
My state (Florida) goes through this every year almost, must be hard, good luck
+2Orange and red, mostly orange but with red lines horizontally near the bottom
+2It looks like an N64 game without a Nintendo seal
+2