18.2k ColonelCanada Comments

  • The Millennium Falcon 1.6 years ago

    yknow whats funny
    the S23 can handle this with little to no lag

  • Kyle Broflovski 1.6 years ago

    there's literally nothing on the back

  • I wonder... 1.6 years ago

    i think its time i leave earth before the robits take over

    +2
  • cool facts about explosives 1.7 years ago

    @jamesPLANESii
    Yes.

  • Ohio Challenge (CLOSED) 1.7 years ago

    gross

    +4
  • meem 1.7 years ago

    @MrCarrot
    I know I saw please don't tag me unless I've specifically requested it.

  • cool facts about explosives 1.7 years ago

    @jamesPLANESii
    They had a 30 millisecond difference, it confused me too.
    And yes they were at 0% detach force.

  • How to play sp better 1.7 years ago

    @XtarsAgency
    if you do download it
    its a whole Spongebob episode

  • My thoughts and opinion about SimplePlanes female players 1.7 years ago

    @LunarEclipseSP
    Indeed.

    +1
  • Whoooo I am silver confetti emoji confetti emoji confetti emoji confetti emoji confetti emoji… 1.7 years ago

    Please don't ever tag me if I didn't request it.

    +2
  • My thoughts and opinion about SimplePlanes female players 1.7 years ago

    This game is generally seen as a male hobby, as most video games are.
    .
    People can play what they want, but if they're a girl they should play a game knowing that there's significantly more men than women.
    .
    It's not a big deal, it's just how video games work.

    +5
  • Do you agree that users that are bronze and they "quit" are stupid 1.7 years ago

    basically a copy of my post

  • seems normal 1.7 years ago

    @LinusTouchTips

  • You can block yourself 1.7 years ago

    @Planebuilder2123
    So did I lol

    +1
  • You can block yourself 1.7 years ago

    "I hate myself."
    "Take that back."
    "No, we're depressed."
    "I don't like my negativity!"
    proceeds to block self
    this only works on people with multi personality disorder

    +2
  • Livery Suggestions 1.7 years ago

    Jolly Rodgers

    +2
  • RB.2 1.7 years ago

    ALL TAGS WERE REQUESTED
    @DatRoadTrainGuy19
    @IceCraftGaming

  • RB.2 1.7 years ago

    @U2
    @MAPA
    @Planebuilder2123

  • MH-53M PAVE LOW IV Coming!!!!! 1.7 years ago

    Ah the Pave Low...

    "THERE'S NIKOLAI'S PAVE LOW!"
    -Soap

    General Shepherd emerges from the Pave Low
    i don't think i need to finish that one

  • You won't believe what I just found!!!! 1.7 years ago

    definitely

  • I’m a rapper now lol 1.7 years ago

    drank a fifth o' vodka
    dare me to drive?

  • Mitsubishi F-15J Eagle (Ookami Mio) 1.7 years ago

    @ZeroWithSlashedO
    you tagged the wrong account lmao

  • Identify the plane 1.7 years ago

    yknow whats funny my first thought was actually A380 lol

  • What the hell is it this time 1.7 years ago

    there's off topic then there's this

    +1
  • How do you feel? 1.7 years ago

    too many planes
    not enough simple

    +1
  • MG 42 1.7 years ago

    "SIE KOMMEN NÄHER, SCHALTEN SIE DAS FASS AUS, VERDAMMT"
    .
    "ICH KANN NICHT, DAS IST EIN CALL OF DUTY SPIEL."
    .
    google translate doesn't translate this properly, use a different translator

    +4
  • "It's Time To Say Goodbye" 1.7 years ago

    You'll be back

    +1
  • Im done with simpleplanes 1.7 years ago

    @JustWingIt
    My kids will know better than to beg people for attention.

  • Vought F4U-1D Corsair 3/3 TEASER 1.7 years ago

    @NotNewHere
    Ah, makes sense.
    T.

  • F117 1.7 years ago

    @SourDoughBread
    "Im sick of building so I have the community do it for me"
    good strategy

  • Im done with simpleplanes 1.7 years ago

    @JustWingIt
    I don't really think it matters. Its very annoying.

    +1
  • Vought F4U-1D Corsair 3/3 TEASER 1.7 years ago

    The wings need to fold in a tad more.

  • F117 1.7 years ago

    You're not gonna make us finish this one, are you?

    +2
  • Im done with simpleplanes 1.7 years ago

    @JustWingIt
    I wasn't.
    No, I will not be nicer. I am sick to death of these kind of posts and I can't be nice about it anymore.

    +1
  • Hi.... 1.7 years ago

    @U2
    ???

  • Im done with simpleplanes 1.7 years ago

    Indeed, nobody likes someone who steals builds and begs for followers.
    This place ain't for you, we don't want cry baby build thiefs.

    +2
  • GUP-B "Mako shark" 1.7 years ago

    @Planebuilder2123
    No.

  • All Fictional nations, ASSEMBLE! 1.7 years ago

    Applev
    not Applelev

  • All Fictional nations, ASSEMBLE! 1.7 years ago

    Flag:
    Click me
    Map:
    Click me

    Also, I made a discord server. I don't know if you already did, or even have discord, but I did.
    If you want me to take it down, I will.
    If you want the link I have it.

    +1
  • All Fictional nations, ASSEMBLE! 1.7 years ago

    @Yourlocalhuman
    okay just gimme a bit

  • All Fictional nations, ASSEMBLE! 1.7 years ago

    it cut off
    Leader: John Applev (ancestor to Nikolai Applev)

  • All Fictional nations, ASSEMBLE! 1.7 years ago

    yeah i got one
    .
    Applev Federation
    .
    Long, long ago in an 18th century Russia, Nikolai Applev (App-lev) was born (Nov. 17th, 1750)
    .
    The Russian territory of Siberia was Nikolai's home until 1776, when America was born.
    He immigrated over, seeking a new life.
    Growing up, he lived in poverty and was forced to work in fields until he was 18.
    His father was a Colonel in the Russian Army, and his mother died of a sickness when he was young.
    He had no siblings, and he wasn't very popular in school.
    He had one friend, Dmitri Lydonov. Dmitri and Nikolai worked in the fields together, so their bond was strong.
    On that faithful day in 1776, they left Russia.
    They were put on a boat that sailed towards what is now New York.
    Nikolai and Dmitri got a job in the American army. For them, this was much better than being in the fields everyday.
    The two were assigned to oversee building of American infrastructure.
    In 1789, Nikolai was waking up from his sleep. Dmitri, was in the top bunk.
    He got out of bed to find Dmitri with a slit throat and a missing finger.
    Nikolai became very depressed.
    Sometime in 1801, he was discharged from the army. He didn't know what to do.
    Then he got an idea.
    "Why not become a politician?"
    So, he ventured off towards British Canada. He found a nice little area with plenty of people in what is now Saskatchewan.
    He proposed the idea of Communism. He called it, Applevism. Its the same idea as communism, but with a different name. In 1848, Karl Marx went to Canada for a change of scenery. He discovered a little country by the name of Applevia (Applevuh). He stole the idea of Applevism and named it communism.
    But how did Applevia become a nation?
    Well, in 1805 he recruited some British military defects as his own. They still had guns and ammo, all they needed was food and shelter. So he took the 14 soldiers and he took over a little town and the area surrounding it. Eventually, Applevia became half of southern Saskatchewan with some parts in Alberta. The country adopted Applevism and Nikolai was their leader.
    Applevia existed until 1973, when the Canadian communist party took over and renamed the country to the Applev Federation. A small civil war occurred, (1973-74) and eventually all seemed well.
    In 1991, the Soviet Union ceased to exist and communism was more hated than ever. From 1992-present Canada has been trying to change the ideology of the Applev Federation.
    No flag.
    Map
    Population: 2million
    Current leader: John Appl

  • For reasons that someone was blocked 1.7 years ago

    @beenz
    No, its a website glitch that the devs need to fix.

  • SAM 4MK17 CERIS 1.7 years ago

    what a nice day for a flight-
    blows up

    +3
  • Happy International Women's Day! <3 1.7 years ago

    whats a "women's"?

    +12
  • KA-50 COMING!!! 1.7 years ago

    T i guess