18.3k ColonelCanada Comments

  • **JUST A PLANE** 2.1 years ago

    im just a plane and my life is a nightmare

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  • Its my birthday! 2.1 years ago

    Bappy Hirthday!

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  • My new UH-60L Blackhawk 2.1 years ago

    T

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  • Anyone up for an rp? 2.1 years ago

    The red door has fooled us all.
    It has sucked people into its strange insides.
    I don't have much time...
    Please help me...
    Oh no-
    red door noises

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  • how to upvote unlisted posts 2.1 years ago

    @Zaineman
    They do say in the rules profanity is allowed to such a small extent...

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  • how to upvote unlisted posts 2.1 years ago

    @Zaineman
    bros bio got removed

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  • SCP site-19-GATE A 2.1 years ago

    dear god please no

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  • Sphere (scary cousin of box) 2.1 years ago

    Also, why did this randomly get two spotlights 5 months after it was posted?
    Thanks, I guess.

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  • Sphere (scary cousin of box) 2.1 years ago

    @Zaineman
    Guns and Roses.
    Guns and apples would be cool...

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  • so uh...... 2.1 years ago

    This has already been discovered, and no they don't need to be capitals except for the U.
    A user named "Korzalerke" had found this out along with many other things. This is old news.

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  • ICECRAFTGAMING 2.1 years ago

    point grab

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  • Chair 2.1 years ago

    i made a tactical table before
    and I'll make a tactical chair (if that's alright with you)

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  • The Infamous Red Door 2.1 years ago

    @G2
    combusting noises

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  • Why is the forem section filled with just forems 2.1 years ago

    bro why is water wet

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  • Question for Filipinos only 2.1 years ago

    I live in the mountains.
    My internet is shit.
    But, its probably still better than most of the world.

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  • P-38 Lightning "Spirit of Alamo" 2.2 years ago

    Didn't America lose the Alamo?

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  • what plane is this ? 2.2 years ago

    dog

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  • Tupolev TU-154M Transnistrian (FICTIONAL) 2.2 years ago

    Transnistria is a real country, I thought?

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  • De Havilland Canada DHC-4 Caribou 2.2 years ago

    The only thing I read in the title was "Canada".
    An unwritten law of SP states that all Canadian users MUST upvote any post with "Canada" in it that they see.

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  • Ice base is........... kinda... what? 2.2 years ago

    Odd, let me check- explodes

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  • How do people become Mods on SP? 2.2 years ago

    Sometimes they post a forum stating that they are looking for mods. Thats how FFF and Silverwolf got to be mods. I've been thinking about applying whenever the applications are open again.

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  • how to upvote unlisted posts 2.2 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming
    No, I made a funeral for striker when they left and it got removed after a few hours.

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  • how to upvote unlisted posts 2.2 years ago

    @rexzion
    jesus christ

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  • florida 2.2 years ago

    Rip florida

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  • Helicopter builders, please tell me... 2.2 years ago

    Not a heli builder but holy shit thats good.
    T

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  • Who is IRJI? 2.2 years ago

    Some troll that mainly comments really controversial stuff or hate speech. Best to ignore them, unless they were banned

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  • Mich aller Mancheller Kombat tank 2.2 years ago

    Its cool, but it has a strange design.
    The title also looks more german, than Soviet.

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  • SP-1 Missile [ ICG Interceptor™-2.0 ] 2.2 years ago

    A missile? Cool. I tried making a custom missile once. It didn't work out. Anyway, looks pretty cool.

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  • Can anyone catch me up on the sp community? I've been gone for a bit. 2.2 years ago

    @X99STRIKER
    You forgot planes being posted.

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  • Ask me a question 2.2 years ago

    @Spacepickle3214
    That was smooth as fuck.
    Good job.

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  • How far Avalanche is? 2.2 years ago

    @NochAviation
    Brown Pearl? Yes.
    Kraken? No.

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  • i really did it this time 2.2 years ago

    @F1849 @DatRoadTrainGuy19
    well um...it makes your phone have fun with a capital W.

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  • Smart Bomb 2.2 years ago

    That was smooth.
    Take my upvote.

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  • [Teaser] I broke simpleplanes...for the third time this week. 2.2 years ago

    @JesusChrist
    Ohhhh ok now I understand.

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  • [Teaser] I broke simpleplanes...for the third time this week. 2.2 years ago

    @JesusChrist
    Can you see said image?

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  • i broke simpleplanes again 2.2 years ago

    @JesusChrist
    numbers

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  • i broke simpleplanes again 2.2 years ago

    @JesusChrist
    yes

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  • which should I make NEXT??? 2.2 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming
    That's a cool variant and all, but I think this should be what they make. Its better, faster and has more weaponry.

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  • What music do you guys listen to while playing Simpleplanes (if any)? 2.2 years ago

    @asteroidbook345
    Katyusha intensifies

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  • Evolution of juno system (part 3) the discoverers 2.2 years ago

    @beenz
    Furthermore, this isn't reddit or Tiktok. They don't need to post every hour.
    Or about themselves.
    Im also incredibly surprised that they haven't been banned for underage yet...

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  • Fun fact. 2.2 years ago

    Why?

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  • PART HUB CHALLENGE 2.2 years ago

    how has this not been removed yet

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  • Fun fact 2.2 years ago

    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
    Day of meeting
    Teacher: Mrs. blank, Mr. blank, your gender Korzalerke has been failing all their classes lately.
    Math? Grades went down 79% in one day because of this test the class had to take as a refresher.
    Science? Grades are now 60% down because Korzalerke didn't know what the aerodynamics of a bulbasaur were.
    etc.
    Mrs. blank: Korzalerke, thats it. No more PS2 for...however long it takes you to get your grades up.
    Mr. blank: your gonna die when we get home...that ps2 is also gonna pay...making my gender a failure!
    Korzalerke: oh no.
    Teacher: Korzalerke also talks a lot in class and is a bit of the class clown...
    Mr. blank: Oh are you now? That PS2 will never see the light of day again. And neither will you. We'll talk about this later....
    At home
    Mr. blank: You will go to school at 6 in the morning, and go home when the street lights come on. That'll ensure success, my father did that to me in unspecified grade, and I turned out fine.
    Mrs. blank: is that why you ignore your father everytime you're in the same room with him?
    Mr. blank: Thats unrelated. Korzalerke, go to your room and study the aerodynamics of all whatever the Pokemon number is at now Pokemon, and then study your math.....after your beating.

    beating noises

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  • Fun fact 2.2 years ago

    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
    Oh, fans want a part two?
    This'll take a second.

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  • Fun fact 2.2 years ago

    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
    Korzalerke puts hand up to let teacher know that they are done
    teacher nods
    5 minutes later
    Teacher: Okay times up lets go through.
    3 minutes later
    Ok and now for question 3.
    "Find the square root of ⅘⁷ⁿ⁰œ×⁶⅓⅖=X
    What is the remainder? Divide X by the number of times a "your mom" joke has been conceived in one elementary school year."
    This math is so easy, that my unborn child did it in three seconds. The answer is 75@%#;@&'>hwkzgjaozhkaxoh×[@&#>@#&<×>`£○♤■○£•■○£~€☆》○■£•♤☆■•£~9£•♤○¥°9.
    *silence

    Did everyone get the right answer?
    everyone except Korzalerke puts hand up
    Teacher: Korzalerke, I will schedule a meeting with your parents about your recent failure at preschool math.
    bell rings

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  • Fun fact 2.2 years ago

    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
    We were finding the square root of ⅘⁷ⁿ⁰œ×⁶⅓⅖=X
    What is the remainder? Divide X by the number of times a "your mom" joke has been conceived in one elementary school year.

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  • Fun fact 2.2 years ago

    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
    No, 4+7 is 2401.

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  • Fun fact 2.2 years ago

    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
    @Dathcha
    7+4=28. LmAo iDiOtS.

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  • PART HUB CHALLENGE 2.2 years ago

    what the h0nda

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