18.3k ColonelCanada Comments

  • Just some thoughts. 2.6 years ago

    @Hl @DeveloperKorzalerke
    menacing silence

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  • Just some thoughts. 2.6 years ago

    @X99STRIKER @Hl @DeveloperKorzalerke

    Muahahahahahaha!

    None of you can stop me! throws match

    What? It's not burning..reads canister closely "Apple juice..." Hm. Eh whatever.

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  • Just some thoughts. 2.6 years ago

    @X99STRIKER ? The F-21C. Oh yeah and that unlisted thing- WAIT

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  • Just some thoughts. 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke sorry I don't speak....whatever that language is.

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  • Just some thoughts. 2.6 years ago

    @Hl
    you disrespected the poutine

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  • Just some thoughts. 2.6 years ago

    @X99STRIKER @Hl @DeveloperKorzalerke
    I am utterly disgusted and disturbed at how much of a mess that poutine is.

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  • Just some thoughts. 2.6 years ago

    @Hl I knew i shouldn't have given them Canadian food...non Canadians can not handle the goodness of Canadian food.
    Ugh they made a mess of the poutine.@X99STRIKER

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  • Just some thoughts. 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke hmmmmmmmm
    Beast says he gonna delete this, no point. All my comments will be gone if he deletes this so no point in trying

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  • F-21C 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke Hm. That missile problem can be controlled. Joystick will be moved up some more in the next post. That won't be for a day or two though. Gotta figure everything out.

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  • F-21C 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke I tend to be a fast builder. Not meaning that I rush things, I just build fast. And there wasn't really much to add, just needed some adjustments.

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  • F-21B 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke
    F-21C will have all of these fixed. Thanks, Korzalerke!

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke
    It's amazing how all of this started because I said that I don't have Maywar.

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke

    All forces retreat! Plan B! PLAN B!

    evacuation process begins everywhere
    Snowstone was first. Krakabloa, having the second largest population (Maywar being first) is logically next. We can't stop it this time. We have lost. All superior officers follow me to the bunker under Wright. big explosion rocks the island i was wrong. We were next.

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke
    The American regiments storming the ice base: intense freedom
    15 minutes of door to door combat later
    US soldier: ColonelCanada, this is Eagle team, we found the target. Over

    FREEZE, KORZALERKE! You are all alone this time. Your army is gone. Its over.
    5 soldiers tackle you down

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke
    The American squadron that finally showed up: FREEDOM HAS ARRIVED, FELLAS
    50 B-52s hit the icebase
    23 A-10s BRRRRRT all around the Ice Base
    F-22s and F-35s join the air battle

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke Don't question my logic, airman. See? We've shot down half their forces. We still have more than half.

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke
    This is why we can't have nice things

    That night
    sounds of NATO planes roar through the night

    RCAF Pilot 1: Sir, you sure this is the place- plane gets shot down beside him
    NVGs on everyone!
    intense fighting

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke
    reads documents
    sips milk
    coughs out
    He's trying to WHAT?
    Good work. You will be rewarded.
    brings in ten pounds of insert whatever that dude wanted most
    Enjoy your blank. Alright, Leftenant go get the squadrons ready. We move out at dawn.
    Soldier 1: Aye sir!
    Soldier 2: Sir, shall we call in the Aussies again to help?
    I suppose. Bring some Americans too. Eh, why not some french pilots as well. That'll only cost about $875 billion right? We can afford that.

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke sips bagged milk Ok. straps wire and a camera to you There will be 67 sniper teams keeping an eye on you at all times. Don't try anything stupid.

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke Stop. Hm. Guess you live another day. Your still keeping the hand cuffs though. Show me the intel and I'll think about not killing you. No tricks. Tricks=oof

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke i understand that now. Well, only the lava can kill you now. Take to the mountain. I'll follow behind of course.

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  • I'm taking a small break from the F-14 2.6 years ago

    Still T

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke Aw darn it thats the third time this month. Ugh...this part of Krakabloa is just nuclear wasteland...anyway. I gave you a chance.

    Headshot

    bullet ricochets off your head and hits the wall

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  • 24 hours worth of points... 2.6 years ago

    I upvoted less than Korzalerke and it still took me a decent half hour.

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke No. loads revolver We know he you are. voice raises Stop playing dumb!!! points revolver at you You have a choice. Tell me the truth or I do the world a favour by removing you from existence. I gave you 10 hours to think this over. Choose your next words wisely...

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke Don't play dumb. Everyone in this room knows who you are. We sweeped the entire world. You are our guy.

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke

    The next day
    So...Korzalerke. You thought you could get away with it. Well, no. See, I am too smart for your plans. My forces killed your entire military. You will be convicted of war crimes in the courts of America. What do you have to say for yourself?

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke
    O Canada and God Save the Queen blasting so loud that every island could hear it

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke Soldier 1: "Oh crap. Get him out. We need to get to the safehouse as fast as possible."
    10 minutes of heavy fighting later
    Soldier 2: "We got them!"
    Soldier 1: "We take this time to get him underground."
    camera pans back to air battle
    Situation: CC's forces winning. 4 enemy planes left.

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke Soldier 1: "Nay, we shan't. We've gotten reports of different kind of technology being used. We defend this room." guns loading and soldiers morale going up

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke Soldier 1: "Yeah right! You're comin' with us!" puts bag over head and leads to a van

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke 30 Canadian and British soldiers bust into your room with assault rifles and machine guns tackling you within seconds and killing your soldiers using unknown weapons never seen before

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke Sweet maple syrup! It's time. Bring it out...

    10 seconds later
    unknown aircraft zooms at Mach 7 shooting down Korzalerke's 16 aircraft with mysteriously fast missiles that appear to be black

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke We must arrest Dr. Korzalerke for war crimes. Find him. I want him tied to a chair in a room deep underground. We will have a little chat...

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke Pilot, warn HQ.
    We have a new threat.
    New tactics everyone! Approach the aircraft from the side to shoot it down! We outnumber them so we will surely win!

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke WHAT WAS THAT-
    incoherent confused screaming on the radio about that aircraft

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke
    I'm losing men and aircraft this is bad...
    uh oh another lock on...

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke
    somehow magically destroys half the aircraft
    We're winning lads!!!
    O Canada and God save the Queen blast in the backround
    This really goes to show,

    you really shouldn't underestimate the power of the RCAF and RAF...hey look the Australians have joined and brought 80 more aircraft. RAF, RAAF, and RCAF all in one battle. God this must be legendary to watch from below.

    im going insane please help-
    explosions all around my aircraft

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke coughs
    You can never kill me!
    looks at my body that is badly injured and bleeding Tis but a scratch!
    limps to the Maywar Hospital
    2 hours later
    Alright I'm good again.
    Hey look an F-15! Now, I shall stop Dr. Korzalerke before he cripples our navy...he must work for the ice base...
    He has chosen death. Let me gather up my airmen and some other airmen from the UK.
    6 hours later
    Intel says that he is going to strike now.
    All of my men will stop him once and for all. Let the power of the RCAF and RAF destroy you. Feel the wrath of 500 aircraft at my command. All highly trained pilots. Victory is our only option.

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke AHHHHH now there are explosions at those windmills!!
    Oh no they are getting closer
    Oh no
    Oh no
    Oh no
    Oh n- explosions and evil Korzalerke noises

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke holy crap
    I am missing so much on Maywar...
    Ahem..anyway.
    checks big pyramid out
    Cool a triangle- HOLY MOTHER OF- airplane crashing and confused screaming

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  • F-15 Modification 2.6 years ago

    @Saddam you are welcome for the education

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke oh? What would that be? curious mobile player intensifies

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke ok serious question. Is there actually something in that pyramid? I wouldn't know.

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  • F-15 Modification 2.6 years ago

    @Saddam When posting planes, you can make them public or unlisted. Choose unlisted. That means that it's private and no one else can see it but you unless you tag someone on it.

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke
    magically morphs phone into a gaming PC
    Ah I can finally run better airplanes...whats that island over there?
    "Location discovered...may-wAr..." hm.
    Hey what are those windmills- WAIT A MINUTE-

    *Disclaimer: i do not have a PC but I am looking into the computer version.

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  • F-15 Modification 2.6 years ago

    @Saddam it's fine, but airplanes like this take weeks if not months to make. Taking something like this and calling it your own is really not okay.

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 2.6 years ago

    @HuskyDynamics01
    wHatS mAyWaR

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  • F-15 Modification 2.6 years ago

    No.
    Please read the rules before posting, and make your own thing.

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  • Phabulous Phorever [teaser] 2.6 years ago

    @MrShenanigansSP all right thats good enough for me

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