I was a small gamer back in elementary school and wanted to make my own playground but I had no idea how physics worked. It was hard to learn physics because the world sucked and didn’t have books. I found my saving grace at my local internet cafe and played games. One game said “I will teach you physics in 3 hours”
To be honest it took more like 3.3 centuries and I’m dead. Well I f—-ed up.
A. Eat another
B. Cut open my stomach and grab it out
C. Eat 35 more
D. Go on a murderous rampage
E. Say hello
F. Comment more weird things on this post
G. Eat all of my family members
H. Choke myself with another bar of soap
I. Drink soapy water
@WiiMini
I was a big gamer back in high school and wanted to make my own games but had no idea how. It was hard to learn game dev back then, because the internet was terrible. I found my saving grace at a local Barnes and Noble in the form of a book by Andre’ Lamothe called Teach Yourself Game Programming in 21 Days. To be honest, it took longer than 21 days (probably closer to 21 years) but I was able to start making my own games. They were completely terrible, but it was fun. It was then that I realized that I liked making games more than playing games.
After that I got a degree in computer science and got a job at Boeing working on flight simulators. I started making iPhone games around 2009 and after having some success on the app store I was able to quit my day job and focus on game dev full time. That’s about when I started this Jundroo thing.
@CrimsonOnigiri
To fix the yawing problem, sometimes the game thinks that the parts are connected differently. What I mean is that when the parts are doing that on each side, it might cause more drag on one side of the plane than the other. You will have to painfully press “auto reconnect” for every part on the plane.
Hey you know that weird glowing ball in the sky? Stare at it for approximately 3 mins without closing your eyes and the whole world will become night time!
Land a ship on yeager airport without breaking any parts without gear. Ship must be 400+ parts
Rules:
Wings are allowed to be added to the ship
Engines are allowed to
NO XML MODDING
Landing gear is NOT allowed.
You are allowed to add a gyroscope.
You are allowed to add a maximum of 45 parts
You are allowed to remove parts
pick any ship from the sp website. Using my battleship is also okay.
List of suspicious things:
1. Stepping on a landmine and breaks spine. Below is a google search
Large mines may also injure the perineum [10]. The spine is rarely injured. But if spine injury occurs it may cause devastating clinical course and results. So entire spinal column should be assessed properly in landmine injuries especially in the consciousness patients.
.
2nd. Having both parents and stepfather die in a short range of time
How? who is gonna manage the money and buy food? I mean Luftwaffles might have a job but we don’t know
.
3. Alcohol n stuff
Wait how did you drink the entire bottle without realizing your taste buds were trying to tell you something? Also you’d probrably end up vomiting halfway and basicly pass out
.
Writer’s notes:
I don’t mean to criticize Luftwaffles. Like wiimini said, there’s a small chance this is true, and I don’t mean to start any drama I felt like pointing out the suspicious parts.
Did you seiriously drink vodka?
How. Can. You. Mess. That. Up. So. Badly?
. Anyways let’s assume you drank the whole entire bottle. Well uhh If you take several minutes to drink that bottle in large gulps, then you will likely die from grain alcohol poisoning. If you are alcohol-intolerant, then you may die either way. ... That being said, you would probably being to vomit shortly into your attempt at drinking the whole bottle.
Good luck man.
do it please YES DO IT
Ooooo
+1H
+1ELLO@WiiWiiTheMini
Imagine one day I get to 9,999
@WiiWiiTheMini
My eyes enjoy the use of letters in your name, it looks... “sternly and strictly beautiful”
@WiiWiiTheMini
Fair enough
@WiiMini
You should change your bio in the friends section to
Learpot - A attempt to make people laugh and also is always 2nd
@WiiMini
I don’t care. My dream is to be here before you even comment
@Learpot
Hmm I wonder how many people read the funny story I wrote
Dammit I was 3 seconds away
+12nd aaa
+1I was a small gamer back in elementary school and wanted to make my own playground but I had no idea how physics worked. It was hard to learn physics because the world sucked and didn’t have books. I found my saving grace at my local internet cafe and played games. One game said “I will teach you physics in 3 hours”
To be honest it took more like 3.3 centuries and I’m dead. Well I f—-ed up.
Previously known as HelloIamDead
@WiiMini amazing
Guys I ate a bar of soap. What do I do?
A. Eat another
+10B. Cut open my stomach and grab it out
C. Eat 35 more
D. Go on a murderous rampage
E. Say hello
F. Comment more weird things on this post
G. Eat all of my family members
H. Choke myself with another bar of soap
I. Drink soapy water
@WiiMini
I was a big gamer back in high school and wanted to make my own games but had no idea how. It was hard to learn game dev back then, because the internet was terrible. I found my saving grace at a local Barnes and Noble in the form of a book by Andre’ Lamothe called Teach Yourself Game Programming in 21 Days. To be honest, it took longer than 21 days (probably closer to 21 years) but I was able to start making my own games. They were completely terrible, but it was fun. It was then that I realized that I liked making games more than playing games.
After that I got a degree in computer science and got a job at Boeing working on flight simulators. I started making iPhone games around 2009 and after having some success on the app store I was able to quit my day job and focus on game dev full time. That’s about when I started this Jundroo thing.
Previously known as Average
The worst Alternative names I can think of:
Light green
Turquoise
Sea green
Cyan
Greenish-blue
Blueish-green
Nayc (cyan backwards)
esiouqruT (turquoise backwards)
@Kennneth
thinking noises
Ok fine
Oh shoot you saw my search history for one of these
What if... they realise if you’re gonna leave at 69k so they stop upvoting and start removing upvotes
I love how there’s corn in the poop
@WiiMini
The grass looks so dry and dead with the green screen
Lemme guess, without the green screen the plane was green wasn’t it?
@jamesPLANESii
+4Finally, I have located your first comment
What do you think about the ranking system?
Meh
Me
M
Me
Meh
@WiiMini
Eh
1rd.
+1Even though it’s been 21 mins...
And I don’t expect this to explode in popularity
And I dunno why I am saying this
I hate my life I have to go play simpleplanes oh wait there the simpleplanes oh god I hate my life androo has to rename game aaaaaaaaaa
+6@CrimsonOnigiri
+1To fix the yawing problem, sometimes the game thinks that the parts are connected differently. What I mean is that when the parts are doing that on each side, it might cause more drag on one side of the plane than the other. You will have to painfully press “auto reconnect” for every part on the plane.
@WarshipDude
+1Well I just typed “
>>>>>>>>>>>>>“@russianspy
Do it please. I will give you 3 spotlights and 2 upvotes as a thank you.
+1*pees in the bush*Seiriously I haven’t even had a bean in around 3 months in real life...
Yet I am just silently staring at your conversation
Hey you know that weird glowing ball in the sky? Stare at it for approximately 3 mins without closing your eyes and the whole world will become night time!
+7Land a ship on yeager airport without breaking any parts without gear. Ship must be 400+ parts
Rules:
Wings are allowed to be added to the ship
Engines are allowed to
NO XML MODDING
Landing gear is NOT allowed.
You are allowed to add a gyroscope.
You are allowed to add a maximum of 45 parts
You are allowed to remove parts
pick any ship from the sp website. Using my battleship is also okay.
HERE IS MY BATTLESHIP. LAND IT.
+2List of suspicious things:
1. Stepping on a landmine and breaks spine. Below is a google search
Large mines may also injure the perineum [10]. The spine is rarely injured. But if spine injury occurs it may cause devastating clinical course and results. So entire spinal column should be assessed properly in landmine injuries especially in the consciousness patients.
.
2nd. Having both parents and stepfather die in a short range of time
How? who is gonna manage the money and buy food? I mean Luftwaffles might have a job but we don’t know
.
3. Alcohol n stuff
Wait how did you drink the entire bottle without realizing your taste buds were trying to tell you something? Also you’d probrably end up vomiting halfway and basicly pass out
.
Writer’s notes:
I don’t mean to criticize Luftwaffles. Like wiimini said, there’s a small chance this is true, and I don’t mean to start any drama I felt like pointing out the suspicious parts.
Yea you’re not gonna laugh today
Hmmmmm
+1Local hill dies from local A-10. Officials say 32 people were killed on the hill including the hill itself.
+12hi hi hi hi
hi hi hi hi
hi hi * hi hi*
hi hi * hi hi*
hi hi * hi hi*
hi hi * hi hi*
hi hi * hi hi*
+2@LUFTWAFFALES
Glad to know you’re fine, 2020 is basicly throwing everything at us
@WiiMini
Smart idea. I would have found you indeed
@WiiMini
Wait you live near LAX airport?
Huh I was just there 1 week ago
@WiiMini
Add me god darn it!!!
@BigMacMakesPlanes
Might have gotten a bit confused there
@BigMacMakesPlanes
I mean you’re not wrong
Did you seiriously drink vodka?
How. Can. You. Mess. That. Up. So. Badly?
.
Anyways let’s assume you drank the whole entire bottle. Well uhh If you take several minutes to drink that bottle in large gulps, then you will likely die from grain alcohol poisoning. If you are alcohol-intolerant, then you may die either way. ... That being said, you would probably being to vomit shortly into your attempt at drinking the whole bottle.
Good luck man.
I have been summoned... by the air particles around me.
+3