I make a statement about AWESOMENESS360.
He runs towards me with a flaming meter stick and dies. Derp launches 18 Intercontinental ballistic missles at AWESOMENESS360 but he is already dead.
Derp drags me to a dark room and tazed me and tackles me. I call 911 on his computer but there’s no choice. I began to kill him by pinning him to the ground and started slicing off his limbs with a wooden sword. After doing this 3 times AWESOMENESS360 sacrificed a freaking flying wing bomber and killed both of us.
But we respawned and I broke derp’s eardrums and attempted to vomit on him.
I decided to pin him and tackle him and kill him for 2 more times before strapping him to a board and lowered him into spikes. Later I a took a pee on Derp’s wounds hoping he will get infected with a random disease but soon AWESOMENESS360 revives and gives him a rifle which I stole. Later he stole the stolen rifle back and I YEETED a universe into AWESOMENESS360’s mouth. Derp, the person who I wanted to kill all this time wanted to secretly kill us all by eating the universe. He did and we died and then we called truce. The end
@AWESOMENESS360
Let’s say there’s another universe. I shot a 50 caliber rifle at it and the other universe died, I took it and shrinked it to the size of a tennis ball and threw perfectly into your mouth, with that much pressure and density, I will execute a frame-perfect teleportation before an area of 50 miles around us is vaporized
@DerpTheSoyacfartala Teleports inside the cockpit, then proceeds to cram you into the seat and grabs a big wooden sword and starts slicing every limb off
While Learpot was nervously standing for no reason, Learpot decided to respawn.
He soon woke up in a huge crater roughly the size of a football field. He gazed at derp’s lifeless body, he even took a bite of it. He teleported and took a look at AWESOMENESS360’s body which was miles and miles away, he took a sample of his organs and proceeded to send it down his throat into his stomach
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
After seeing Derp swearing in body language, Learpot was devastated. So he decided to say the same in body language back to derp. After this ordeal, derp and Learpot said “screw it” and dominated the spirit kingdom with nobody else. Derp, still floating in the cosmos said “forget it” and committed suicide as a ghost, around realizing that he was dead.
And as my and Derp’s spirits stare at each other, we say nothing. We observe our dead bodies. It’s just miles and miles of vaporized plane parts and human/Soyacfartsla flesh.
But as we stared, something seemed wrong. Suddenly, Learpot (still a spirit) tackled derp’s spirit only realizing that they don’t seem to touch each other, now, it was the word game. Suddenly, Learpot started to go up to derp’s spirit and started screaming so loud that derp’s eardrums shattered. Learpot now has to communicate in sign language. He slowly opens his mouth and after around 28 minutes, he let out a big vomit on derp’s body. Around realizing that the vomit itself couldn’t make physical contact with the spirit Learpot had another choice. Learpot suddenly screamed in sign language so loud that derp’s hands and arm’s shattered. Learpot felt a wave of accomplishment
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
Did you know you tourtured me? proceeds to teleport to your location and pins you to the ground and starts slicing off limbs again
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+3I like it salted and crumbling bacon that’s burnt and crunchy
+1@DerpTheSoyacfartala @AWESOMENESS360
+3True
“Do something to me in the comments”
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@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3I thought you were a human corpse to play with
T
Also, is this a TEASER?
@PapaKernels
No we’re talking about the 404 downloads it’s kinda a meme thingy
Our role play in a nutshell:
I make a statement about AWESOMENESS360.
He runs towards me with a flaming meter stick and dies. Derp launches 18 Intercontinental ballistic missles at AWESOMENESS360 but he is already dead.
Derp drags me to a dark room and tazed me and tackles me. I call 911 on his computer but there’s no choice. I began to kill him by pinning him to the ground and started slicing off his limbs with a wooden sword. After doing this 3 times AWESOMENESS360 sacrificed a freaking flying wing bomber and killed both of us.
But we respawned and I broke derp’s eardrums and attempted to vomit on him.
+4I decided to pin him and tackle him and kill him for 2 more times before strapping him to a board and lowered him into spikes. Later I a took a pee on Derp’s wounds hoping he will get infected with a random disease but soon AWESOMENESS360 revives and gives him a rifle which I stole. Later he stole the stolen rifle back and I YEETED a universe into AWESOMENESS360’s mouth. Derp, the person who I wanted to kill all this time wanted to secretly kill us all by eating the universe. He did and we died and then we called truce.
The end
Bruh this entire RP lasted 235 comments
+3@AWESOMENESS360 @DerpTheSoyacfartala
Screw it im tired.
Truce?
+3@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3The ball is in AWESOMENESS360’s mouth
@AWESOMENESS360
+3Let’s say there’s another universe. I shot a 50 caliber rifle at it and the other universe died, I took it and shrinked it to the size of a tennis ball and threw perfectly into your mouth, with that much pressure and density, I will execute a frame-perfect teleportation before an area of 50 miles around us is vaporized
@AWESOMENESS360
+3Deletes you with the universe
@AWESOMENESS360
+3Oh yea I fu—-d up
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3Shoots you with the XMG-32 rifle 69 milliseconds before the flash bang goes off
@MajorSix
Wait about your break, what will happen to this challenge? Will it continue?
@AWESOMENESS360
+3Knocks the XMG-32 Pulse rifle off of your hands and takes it
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+2Ohohohoho bold of you to assume that he will save you
Ties AWESOMENESS360’s ankle to a 150lb weight
@AWESOMENESS360
+3Bold of you to assume that it’s over!
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3Proceeds to end your life so your suffering ends
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3Here.
Cuddles you with a knife
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3Proceeds to take a pee on your wounds
Good
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3Proceeds to impale you slightly and then unties you
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+2Proceeds to tie you to a metal board and lower you into spikes
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3Revenge for basicly making me trip on sand
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3Yea
Proceeds to kill myself and respawn to drag you to a dark room where I will tourture you
@KettleKip
Dang it you beat me to commenting the same thing
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3Pffffft
Teleports into your foot and proceeds to break every limb with hyper speed teleportation
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3HA!After all this time you didn’t know I had teleportation powers
teleports to you and starts doing the same
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3Teleports inside the cockpit, then proceeds to cram you into the seat and grabs a big wooden sword and starts slicing every limb off
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3Teleports onto your plane, then chucks a grenade into the inlet
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3swears, then proceeds to lock you in a cage full of rising water
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3You foolTeleports to your location
Grabs a big wooden sword and continues pinning and slicing every one of your body parts
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3Spots you in the distance
@MajorSix
what about your challenge
50.69420666k
While Learpot was nervously standing for no reason, Learpot decided to respawn.
+3He soon woke up in a huge crater roughly the size of a football field. He gazed at derp’s lifeless body, he even took a bite of it. He teleported and took a look at AWESOMENESS360’s body which was miles and miles away, he took a sample of his organs and proceeded to send it down his throat into his stomach
[locks onto target below the craft]
[fires missle]
Cockpit: oh shi- [blows up from missle]
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3After seeing Derp swearing in body language, Learpot was devastated. So he decided to say the same in body language back to derp. After this ordeal, derp and Learpot said “screw it” and dominated the spirit kingdom with nobody else. Derp, still floating in the cosmos said “forget it” and committed suicide as a ghost, around realizing that he was dead.
And as my and Derp’s spirits stare at each other, we say nothing. We observe our dead bodies. It’s just miles and miles of vaporized plane parts and human/Soyacfartsla flesh.
+3But as we stared, something seemed wrong. Suddenly, Learpot (still a spirit) tackled derp’s spirit only realizing that they don’t seem to touch each other, now, it was the word game. Suddenly, Learpot started to go up to derp’s spirit and started screaming so loud that derp’s eardrums shattered. Learpot now has to communicate in sign language. He slowly opens his mouth and after around 28 minutes, he let out a big vomit on derp’s body. Around realizing that the vomit itself couldn’t make physical contact with the spirit Learpot had another choice. Learpot suddenly screamed in sign language so loud that derp’s hands and arm’s shattered. Learpot felt a wave of accomplishment
@DerpTheSoyacfartala @AWESOMENESS360
+2I still wonder what hfusiwjf29 (the creator of this) felt reading this entire RP
@WiiMini
But I thought you lived in Cali, the first result says Illinois
@AWESOMENESS360
+3And this RP all started from just AWESOMENESS360 running towards me with a flaming meter stick
@WiiMini also for your address, what city lol
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3Very true yet you still tazed and tackled me
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3You tazed me, chased me down and broke both of my ankles and tackled me.
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3You put me in a dark room and beat me up. Remember?
Glitches into your body and starts stabbing vital organs
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3Did you know you tourtured me?
proceeds to teleport to your location and pins you to the ground and starts slicing off limbs again