7,270 Learpot Comments

  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    Teleports onto your plane, then chucks a grenade into the inlet

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    swears, then proceeds to lock you in a cage full of rising water

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    You fool
    Teleports to your location
    Grabs a big wooden sword and continues pinning and slicing every one of your body parts

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    Spots you in the distance

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.1 years ago

    While Learpot was nervously standing for no reason, Learpot decided to respawn.
    He soon woke up in a huge crater roughly the size of a football field. He gazed at derp’s lifeless body, he even took a bite of it. He teleported and took a look at AWESOMENESS360’s body which was miles and miles away, he took a sample of his organs and proceeded to send it down his throat into his stomach

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    After seeing Derp swearing in body language, Learpot was devastated. So he decided to say the same in body language back to derp. After this ordeal, derp and Learpot said “screw it” and dominated the spirit kingdom with nobody else. Derp, still floating in the cosmos said “forget it” and committed suicide as a ghost, around realizing that he was dead.

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.1 years ago

    And as my and Derp’s spirits stare at each other, we say nothing. We observe our dead bodies. It’s just miles and miles of vaporized plane parts and human/Soyacfartsla flesh.
    But as we stared, something seemed wrong. Suddenly, Learpot (still a spirit) tackled derp’s spirit only realizing that they don’t seem to touch each other, now, it was the word game. Suddenly, Learpot started to go up to derp’s spirit and started screaming so loud that derp’s eardrums shattered. Learpot now has to communicate in sign language. He slowly opens his mouth and after around 28 minutes, he let out a big vomit on derp’s body. Around realizing that the vomit itself couldn’t make physical contact with the spirit Learpot had another choice. Learpot suddenly screamed in sign language so loud that derp’s hands and arm’s shattered. Learpot felt a wave of accomplishment

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.1 years ago

    @AWESOMENESS360
    And this RP all started from just AWESOMENESS360 running towards me with a flaming meter stick

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    Very true yet you still tazed and tackled me

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    You tazed me, chased me down and broke both of my ankles and tackled me.

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    You put me in a dark room and beat me up. Remember?
    Glitches into your body and starts stabbing vital organs

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    Did you know you tourtured me?
    proceeds to teleport to your location and pins you to the ground and starts slicing off limbs again

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    Sleeps for 3 milliseconds. Then wakes up and starts slicing off your legs and arms while growing an extra arm to keep choking you

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    Proceeds to pin even harder and keeps choking you

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    Sword flies back to my hand and slices off your arms

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    slices off fin with backup sword

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    slices off tail with wooden sword

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    chokes harder and pins harder

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    Dats true but still.
    grabs you by the leg and pins you to the ground while choking you

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.1 years ago

    @AWESOMENESS360
    Holy crap man nuke this humanoid before he kills me what the heck

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    rubs belly, then runs away

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    What the hell is the condition
    swears, then materializes into the ground

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.2 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    I dunno yourself?

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.2 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    grabs a wooden sword and does the same but gets paralyzed

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.2 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    decapitates you with the a sword

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.2 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    runs away

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.2 years ago

    @FoxTwo But why are you too?

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.2 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    Pfffft
    leaves dark room and proceeds to find every aircraft you own

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.2 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala pffft I brought my magnetic field remover!
    uppercuts face

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.2 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    Pfffft I brought a Intercontinental ballistic missle with me!
    fires at you

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.2 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    swears then shoots myself

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.2 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    accedently shoots you while you tase me

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.2 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    Bold of you to assume I was knocked out!
    grabs a desert eagle behind my back and shoots the light so it turns on

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.2 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    I wanna suffer!

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.2 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    Cool but... I don’t have pets

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.2 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    Where the hell do you store your planes? Right in the open?

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.2 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala

    Bruh you know I’m still in your base right?
    blows it up with the nukes I stole

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.2 years ago

    @AWESOMENESS360
    AWESOMENESS360:
    burns his hand and dies

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  • get rick rolled 4.2 years ago

    @WiiMini I am hoping you didn’t know I am right outside of your house

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  • YAMATO 1945 4.2 years ago

    How did you even make this? NASA’s computer?

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.2 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    What.

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.2 years ago

    Ok guys maybe we can comment some more let’s get to 1420 and 1069

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  • My nerves are in a critical stage 4.2 years ago

    Don’t do it, it’s not worth it, just think about it. Everything is gone when you decide to do it. Your family, your loved ones, and all of the interesting things along the way. If you die, existing in another dimension is not quite true, dying is like never being born and you would likely be well nothing, you’re unconscious for who knows how long. Do whatever helps, grab some drinks, cheer up, watch a movie. Even though some people might not be there for you, I will, and the community will. You still have a purpose in life. Remember this.

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.2 years ago

    @switdog08
    49
    A player has commented on a post you are following

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  • We need COD 4.2 years ago

    Ah yes, we really need new call of duty!
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    But yea, I really agree

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.0 years ago

    @tsampoy
    Wut abot chicn nergetts?

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  • i found a questionable unused account from 3 years ago. 4.0 years ago

    HHKMHMHMHMTHJRTHAKUWYEGFUKUSDGJFH

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  • After burgers 4.0 years ago

    Ah yes, after burgers.
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    But seriously, to make an after burner I think try to disassemble other peoples builds with afterburners. Then you can see how they mod it with overload and stuff.
    An afterburner is basicly a secondary engine. Here’s a copy and paste from Wikipedia:
    An afterburner (or reheat U.K.) is an additional combustion component used on some jet engines, mostly those on military supersonic aircraft. Its purpose is to increase thrust, usually for supersonic flight, takeoff, and combat. Afterburning injects additional fuel into a combustor in the jet pipe behind (i.e., "after") the turbine, "reheating" the exhaust gas. Afterburning significantly increases thrust as an alternative to using a bigger engine with its attendant weight penalty, but at the cost of very high fuel consumption (decreased fuel efficiency) which limits its use to short periods. This aircraft application of reheat contrasts with the meaning and implementation of reheat applicable to gas turbines driving electrical generators and which reduces fuel consumption.[1]

    Jet engines are referred to as operating wet when afterburning is being used and dry when not.[2] An engine producing maximum thrust wet is at maximum power, while an engine producing maximum thrust dry is at military power.[3]

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  • Wide Neigh 4.0 years ago

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  • Ohh THAT'S what that is 4.1 years ago

    You’re blind as hell man, it’s still a freaking P̶̩̩̗͎̝̃̾̽̒̊̈́̊͂a̶̜̦̋͐͛̃̑̈n̵̺͖͓̮͎͉̤̖̒̏͗͜͜ẓ̶̈́͛̔̍e̶̢͍̹̼̭̱̲̹̼̦̽̎̌̈̚͝ŗ̸̛̘̯̹̳̜̔̍̑̊̊͆k̵̫͈͖̜͈͙̱͐͗́̇a̵͉̒̅̎̍̏̆̚͠m̸̰̲̬̐̈́̄́̂̌̓́p̸̢̡̝͙̻̼̭̮̊͒̃̚͘͝f̵̭͚̏̓͛̌ẅ̶̨̡̨̩̻͈́á̵̛͚̫̮̠̣̫̮̒͌̏̈́̈́̚̚ĝ̶̣͙̬̥̯̹̌͝͝͝ͅe̷̢̫̓n̸̟̉̉͗̽ ̶̱͔̹̣̰̺̫͕̐͛̋̀̓̋̔͛V̵̭͇͋͗̏I̸̛̝̲̳̹͙͇͂̃͊͐̆͝ ̶͍̥̲͙̠̜̝̗̟͐̒͑̈̀A̴̧̢̱̠̤̩̤̟͐́̓̈̐̓̊̒̅u̵̗̤͆̂̇͛̈́̽̌̕s̶̲͔̖̜̤̫̰̿̅̄́͝f̷͚̈́͠ü̵͈̝͚̥͉͊̍ḫ̵̢̛̛͉̪͈̙̆̍̓͋̿̾̓͝ͅͅr̸̨̡̤̥͈͙̲̜͗̓͋̈́̄ų̵̬̪͙̜̤̙̇̋̌̿͐̈́̓̂͜͝n̵̡͉̥̼̲̻̲̘̦͖͒͗̋̓͂̂̓̀̃g̴͍̰͚̀̉̓̿͗̄̑ ̶̧̜͖̬͔̘͊͐̆̑͜͜͜B̷̡̤̰͕̜͎̭̥͑̽̈́̓͐͠ ̷̧̨͚̝͓̜̺̤͆̌͒̔͗͋̅̊̕͠ḿ̶̯͉̮̋̈́͝ì̵̩̫͓͒̀͂͐̚͜͠t̵̳̍̀̾̿̎̒͘ ̴̢͉͚͖̮͔̝̬͍͑̔̿̎̒͝1̷̛̰̳͇̩̰̄́̈́͒̋̋̆̏̚0̸̨̩̹̰͍̝͉̱̈́̆͊̈́.̶̼͓̐̂̓̂̕ͅ5̶͕̳̃̓̓̇́͊͛̚͝͝ ̴̛̹̎͐̅c̴̘̩̼̘͌̏̐̈́̉̏̈́͗̿͘m̶̛̰͓̗̤͗̑͑́̏͛́̚̕͜ͅ ̸͈̾̓̀͠K̷͚̐̿̑̓͝͝a̷̪̻͇̮̿͋̾̏̀̌͂͜͠m̸̢̢͙̰̦͈̰̩̦͛̋̑̿́̀̕̕ṕ̶͔͝f̶̥̰̟͉͋̽̉w̵͔̌̒̉͝á̸̤͚̦̰̦̿̏̈́̄́͘͘g̷̟̗̝̘̖̙̿͆̀̃̇͑̚e̷̹̯̖̥͙̦͇̲̍̑͝n̶̨̛̠̗̣͚̦͈̗̊̉̔͌͒̃͜k̶̘̫̞̬̲̟̬̠̾͋͆͛̌̃ͅå̶̬͚̮̰͚̱̳̬̙̝̉͠n̷̻̼̳̑̓͗̕̚ǫ̸̤̜̘̾̄̒̃̾̉͘͝ń̴͔̼͠e̵̢̨̡̯̼̤̠̦͚̐ͅ

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