276 Love0police Comments

  • phalanx ciws double guns 4.2 years ago

    @FPSGAMING338official can you please not upload the same thing with a different name. The community does not appreciate this. If you wanted to change the name, the downwards button next to the downloads counter has a pop-up which lets you edit the aircraft name+description.

    +2
  • Toaster pancakes 4.4 years ago

    I am concerned as to how you get the batter in there...
    And if you dare use those ‘store-made’ ones you are forced to forfeit your life privileges.

    +2
  • Maybe some day~~~~~~~~ 4.7 years ago

    The the majority of the comments are made by anime characters...

    +2
  • Definitely Not A FBI Van 4.7 years ago

    Only detail like this can come from experience...

    +2
  • General Atomics MQ-9 Reaper 3.8 years ago

    @RYAviation ..Godzilla had a stroke trying to read that

    +1
  • F18 4.0 years ago

    I mean... you aren’t wrong..

    +1
  • Pregnancy Test 4.1 years ago

    Wow, we all need therapy!

    +1
  • SimplePlanes Multiplayer #4 - FUNNY MOMENTS 4.2 years ago

    @CruzerBlade cute fursona

    +1
  • Fliying Butter 4.3 years ago

    i guess you can call this a butterfly XD
    Look at me, max cringe dad jokes

    +1
  • A Mighty, Mini, meteor! :D 4.3 years ago

    All good! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/712923786714021978/740226251561631904/image.png

    +1
  • rocket 4.3 years ago

    @Eiro yuppers, I was, in fact the most tired mass on the planet in that state of time

    +1
  • Drop (real installation of inertia elimination system) 4.6 years ago

    I would like you all not to let the drop fall upside down.....
    FYI it makes you fly into oblivion.

    +1
  • Confusuioun 4.7 years ago

    You guys, this is just the eighth dimension, you shouldn’t be confused..... jeez kids these days don’t even know basic geometry.........

    +1
  • BRUH BRUH 4.7 years ago

    May I see the aerodynamics of a bruh plane, sir?

    +1
  • Bro I Don't Even Know What This is But it's Cool. 4.7 years ago

    I mean “ Bro I Don't Even Know What This is But it's Cool.” is probably the best description of most of the things in SimplePlanes.

    +1
  • B I G B O M B :3 4.8 years ago

    May I recommend my flying bomb?
    https://www.simpleplanes.com/a/BSF27f/A-GIANT-SPEEDING-BOMB-THAT-CAN-FLY

    +1
  • SimpleVirus 8.0 years ago

    Since your a developer can you please add nukes and if you do I will eat my USB

    +1
  • Automated Floating Cannon 2.8 years ago

    h o w

  • The Bronze Water Skipper (Thx 4 bronze!) 3.0 years ago

    @FCparis I've decided to reject any and all input and I am creating a low effort build for my return of short hiatus

  • Heavy Transport Truck-01 3.0 years ago

    I rate this pootis/10

  • World Breaker 3.8 years ago

    Though, I do have a similar post that managed to got an explosive higher than ‘1E+11’ which caused the bomb to (when used correctly, see description of that same post) will bunch up every object in SP.

  • World Breaker 3.8 years ago

    Damn bro, you came a long way since when i left you.

  • deadliest thing in the world 3.8 years ago

    Is this a lego ‘brick’?

  • Armor piercing bullet1 3.8 years ago

    Daamn that looks really nice. Good job on the shell, might recommend this to my friend who can build tanks!

  • Armor piercing bullet 3.8 years ago

    Though, the sabot doesn’t eject so it isn’t apfsds. Though, you could add tiny detachers with a delay to make the sabot eject.

  • Armor piercing bullet 3.8 years ago

    Ooh an APFSDS shell, I am familiar.

  • Comrade Ivan 3.9 years ago

    Oyy blyat Ivan left the blins on ‘14’ what are we gonna do..

  • Special Ahegao Missile ft.Jackhammer Nuclear Launcher 3.9 years ago

    Why is the missile a flying PP

  • Flying Missile 4.0 years ago

    If it weren’t flying, it would simply be a weak ass dumb bomb..

  • Nuclear Delivery System 4.0 years ago

    Did you make the bombs? If not, may i have the link.

  • Ultra Heavy Assault Gun V10 4.1 years ago

    oh jesus this is an amazing tank- the problem is- it cannot turn..

  • Scatter Bomb 4.1 years ago

    @DJ2keroni bro, sorry if my comment diverted your career in SP, I just get annoyed when a few bits of fuselages in the form of a bomb with a parachute and a couple of detachers connected to it gets more upvotes than most of my builds. This mostly occurs when it is like 1 in the morning where i live on a saturday. Most of my buids rarely get a upvote from someone who is not my friend. This is because most of my builds orbit one thing: my passion for bomb designs, which some people may not like, however, because you have more points, your builds get more traction, even when it is just you trying something out. If I were to upload a craft of just an outcome of trying out my skills at a replica plane, for example. i would get next to none upvotes, unless one of my friends were to see it. Sorry for the inconvenience.

  • Scatter Bomb 4.1 years ago

    Bro, I have one tenth the amount of points as you and i could do this in a heartbeat... I know you specialise in replicas but.. if you make bombs that have one third without its fairing, I think you should keep away from making a bomb a whole post...

  • 20MM cannon (Forts) 4.1 years ago

    Well, i was kinda expecting a drunk nuke...

  • VIPER V1 4.1 years ago

    God i got so accustomed to calling them box fins I nearly [INSERT OVERDRAMATIC REACTION HERE]d.

  • Voyager 1 4.1 years ago

    Bruh why did all my favourite players stop using this website. This guy was the first person to comment on one of my crafts and really inspired me to keep using this website/app.

  • The wedge 4.1 years ago

    Man, it is a shame when the the first person to upvote you goes offline for 2.6 years. As someone you had inspired to make good (or, well in the sense of what i was making back then) I would thank you, but i do not even know if you are even playing SP anymore. Props to you, man,

  • bomb3 4.1 years ago

    Ok, so first you post the second one, then the first and finally the third?

  • Game Breaking Black Hole Missile (GBBHM) 4.1 years ago

    description is actually important lol

  • JARATE 4.1 years ago

    Nice summer drink to quench your thirst deprivation

  • Wii Remote in a Jar 4.1 years ago

    But I wanted to eat the remote! :(

  • Update v1.10 - Smooth as Glass 4.1 years ago

    Explosion scale on unguided rockets would be m u c h a p p r e c i a t e d

  • Long Yoshi Necc blackk 4.2 years ago

    If i may make a recommendation, make descriptions that are less likely to offend people.

  • The nuke that crashes gAme 4.2 years ago

    Anyway, it isn’t like a few comments on a badly built craft is gonna change the state of mind of everyone on the website. Also, the reason that i do not like the fact that ppl give upvotes to poorly built crafts such as these is because the creator of said crafts will not learn to make somewhat decent crafts. They will keep making bad crafts such as this and MANY others you can easily find by browsing the latest aircraft section of this website. By upvoting crafts like these you encourage the creator to make more crafts such as the one with the most upvotes. Almost like training an animal. You give them a reward for doing something you want. If you want me to dumb down my point more to get it through your thick skull, keep arguing.

  • The nuke that crashes gAme 4.2 years ago

    @Shemes213 do i need to emphasise that this website is broken due to its users?

  • The nuke that crashes gAme 4.2 years ago

    @Shemes213 3 upvotes is still a lot when you are comparing a legit craft that took hours to make and someone strapping a bunch of cleavers to a crappily built structure. One only has one upvote, yet it has been up for a month; pretty good for creators such as myself. And this: something that has been up for a day and has collected 3 upvotes. If it were me, it would have been one of the most successful post i have made. Then you look at the craft and you wonder how the SimplePlanes website came to how it become. You are literaly telling me to 'chill' when I see a broken website. It isn't even the website that is the problem, it is its users. If you get more than 3 upvotes on a aircraft that has been up for more than a day, then congrats, you are a successful creator. Unless, of course it is this kind of craft that took 5 minutes to make. 3 Upvotes is a ton for creators such as myself and many others. If you think this is not a problem, you are the most stubborn human i have ever met on this website.

  • The nuke that crashes gAme 4.2 years ago

    bro, how does this have 180 downloads from the past 7 hours and 3 upvotes. It is literaly just a bunch of cleavers strapped to a cockpit with a clickbaity title. If you were to makes something of the middle effort into something, such as my ICBM having one upvote in the past 3 months. I may be salty but if I need to be salty to get this changed, so be it.

    tldr; low quality content gets way too much attention, meanwhile medium quality gets next to none.

  • The Bruiser (See through bombshell edition!) 4.2 years ago

    I have literally no idea why i did this..

  • TONK 4.2 years ago

    more of a hover tonk, but tonk nonetheless