Everyone else: ”let’s put the cockpit near the middle of the plane for ease of use, protection, and a nice center of mass.”
Italians:
“LONGER NOSE = FASTER PLANE”
ahaha! I am the first and only!
Unto this creation I post some rules:
Do not hate it, see it for the amount of effort put in and the work and time involved with creating it.
Anything unsupportive will be reported and (hopefully) removed promptly.
If you would like to appreciate this but cannot take a step back and look beyond certain aspects that shouldn’t but unfortunately do apply, just try to see the bigger picture, and think about how much time was put into this.
Death dances on stage of sky,
Birds of still wings and tapered beaks are chorus of chaos,
The tools of revenge and rage,
The projection of apathy and anger.
Hums in hundreds dance with sky,
Chasing their partner in purpose,
Spitting metal and flame,
Lighting their steel silhouettes,
Speeding after another.
Dancers fall after another;
Too tired to stay higher,
Yielding to a watery rest.
Below, thunder booms on the water,
It’s lightning striking steel birds of same color,
Whose final breath is wasted,
In flame and smoke,
And one final cry.
This spiral of sound and steel,
Of light and death,
Has harmony;
For one that learns harmony,
Can silence the screams,
The thunder,
The flame,
The birds and the drums below.
Such is a pilot who dances death,
Which plays this chaos,
As if birds were pawns,
In games of chess.
When sun rests,
The orchestra dead,
The bass pocketed with holes,
Both struggle away,
To count victory,
To count woes.
Imagine if you saw one of these things, approaching a full battalion at full speed, just going ultra instinct dodging artillery.
YOU BEST GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE
30
The Bf-109, regardless of origin or context of creation, is an awesome marvel of engineering, and looks quite attractive.
+1OI!
yea wut?
START THE PLANE CHURNER!
yea aight
A collective ”holy shit” will suffice the entirety of the community’s reaction to this unexpected yet quite pleasing creation.
Everyone else:
+1”let’s put the cockpit near the middle of the plane for ease of use, protection, and a nice center of mass.”
Italians:
“LONGER NOSE = FASTER PLANE”
TIME TO FRANKENSTEIN OLD PLANES
+1You couldn’t have posted this at a better time.
I just finished up a video on AAC concepts.
This was among the coolest.
CIA would like to know your location
+2Perfect. As all things should be...
+3“why are you booing me? I’m right.”
+1What in the absolute....
+8What is this?
GIVE ME THOSE TEXTURES
+1One wonders about the practicality of such a thing.
+2That’s why we have SimplePlanes.
Finally
+1A name for the famed howitzer on treads.
Dis a damn duck
+1“Dear god...”
+3“There’s more—“
“No!”
30th
Custom landing gear looking fiiiine
I don’t understand AoT.
+1I don’t understand weebs.
However, this is does not mean it doesn’t deserve the attention and praise.
✌️
...and all of this, with 250 parts.
+1Get this guy to 100k.
Oh yea,
+5SimplePlanes doubles as a CAD...
Noice.
AC7 rip-off...
+1Fed-Ex been delivering some overnighted “gift baskets” to their competitors.
So about powering servers with 5G....
You’re not wrong.
https://apple.news/Aijogamp6QbqBvlfXgjOqcA
@AndrewGarrison
Air Force One is getting a redo...
Sometimes I like to come back here and fantasize...
Ponder on what would steal the crown....
Think about how to do it....
And then implement it, one month at a time.
SOMEDAY SOON...
+6This bronze deserves gold. NOW.
30th
The Trojan Horse of the sea.
Impossible. Your scroll wheel must’ve been spinning near light speed to generate that much power.
We have all seen this before...
... the entirety of the PC master race is cringing... @Chaka
Y’all remember last year’s April Fools?
+3That was the one that got me.
They had me sharpening pitchforks before I read the comments.
It was only a matter of time...
Ah yes, the flying EMP.
Caught your name change! @PoinX25tlessWhyShouldI
Ripperoni
Time to buy a PC @Chaka
Hold up.
+2Anyone else noticed that this thing survives SAMS like a boss?
NOW THIS IS PODRACING!
+2PC only?
Goddamnit...
Has anyone ever found out where this even came from??
BOI GIMME THOSE SHADERS
+1BAM!
I am from the future, and it is done.... sort of....
https://www.simpleplanes.com/a/3a879W/Project-Have-Blue-II
@Gestour
ahaha! I am the first and only!
Unto this creation I post some rules:
Do not hate it, see it for the amount of effort put in and the work and time involved with creating it.
Anything unsupportive will be reported and (hopefully) removed promptly.
If you would like to appreciate this but cannot take a step back and look beyond certain aspects that shouldn’t but unfortunately do apply, just try to see the bigger picture, and think about how much time was put into this.
THES DA RULES. DONT BREAK DA RULES.
I also love how all of the mods are up in arms over this. The comments below are fun to read....
+1If you have 3 hours of free time.
Oh hey comments are back.
I love this creation, but not in a weird way. You certainly inspired several others to make creations similar to this and have sparked a revolution.
+1A panel plane build.
+2Perhaps... not too difficult to replicate...
I am very happy to see this on the all time page.
Hello Onedream, it’s been quite some time.
Holy crap he’s back
+1Harmony and Chaos
Death dances on stage of sky,
+5Birds of still wings and tapered beaks are chorus of chaos,
The tools of revenge and rage,
The projection of apathy and anger.
Hums in hundreds dance with sky,
Chasing their partner in purpose,
Spitting metal and flame,
Lighting their steel silhouettes,
Speeding after another.
Dancers fall after another;
Too tired to stay higher,
Yielding to a watery rest.
Below, thunder booms on the water,
It’s lightning striking steel birds of same color,
Whose final breath is wasted,
In flame and smoke,
And one final cry.
This spiral of sound and steel,
Of light and death,
Has harmony;
For one that learns harmony,
Can silence the screams,
The thunder,
The flame,
The birds and the drums below.
Such is a pilot who dances death,
Which plays this chaos,
As if birds were pawns,
In games of chess.
When sun rests,
The orchestra dead,
The bass pocketed with holes,
Both struggle away,
To count victory,
To count woes.
You know what time it is?
POEM TIME!
+2