I want to fuck Rafale-chan so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I drive by the dassault headquarters I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of Rafale-chan online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Rafale-chan. I'm sick of waking up every morning with two nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Rafale-Chan’s tight fuel probe. I want her to have my mutant human/4.5th gen multirole fighter babies. Fuck, the fucking Fighter Squadron stationned at Argonne caught me with their Mirages. I'd dressed it in radar absorbing material and two prop canards and went to fucking town. They've set up pictures of me at every single checkpoint and I'm worried they're gonna shoot me if I try to get in again. I might not ever get to see Rafales again.
France had like one, so still valid.
Chicken butt
@LeVaroi83 (Google translate)
J'ai essayé sur mon vieux samsung, normalement, il marche.
I want to fuck Rafale-chan so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I drive by the dassault headquarters I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of Rafale-chan online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Rafale-chan. I'm sick of waking up every morning with two nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Rafale-Chan’s tight fuel probe. I want her to have my mutant human/4.5th gen multirole fighter babies. Fuck, the fucking Fighter Squadron stationned at Argonne caught me with their Mirages. I'd dressed it in radar absorbing material and two prop canards and went to fucking town. They've set up pictures of me at every single checkpoint and I'm worried they're gonna shoot me if I try to get in again. I might not ever get to see Rafales again.
Took "Paper-tiger" too literally
Good joke.
+1I made this plane on mobile lmao