You go are instantly ip banned until you sacrifice a goat to our lord and savior Andrew Garrison.
You are banned for an indefinite period of time.
Of course, you dont want to be ip banned, so you must try and get unbanned.
You may do this in several simple steps.
1. Locate a goat naturally born with the Jundroo logo on it as a birthmark.
2. Cary the goat to mt Andrew.
3. Get 69 of your friends to stand in a circle and sing Never Gonna Give You Up
4. Stand in the center of the circle and stab the goat to death with a fork 42 times.
5. Skin the goat, and pin its skin up to a rock on the very peak of the mountain. You may identify this rock by the fact that it has an image of Rick Astley scratched onto it. The Jundroo logo on the goats skin must be right side up parallel to the Juno star’s 4th natural satellite.
6. When you have done this, assuming you have done it correctly that is, a bolt of Andrews devine lightning will fall from the sky and engulf the whole mountain. If he is satisfied with your offering, he will allow you to live.
7. Walk all the way home, (no riding anything, it breaks the rules) and sign onto simple planes, using this link.
8. You are now unbanned. Good job.
The mods will only remove posts if they are against the rules. I am sure they had good reasons to remove your posts in the past. Get better, and they will not do it again. But at this point, this is just kinda causing drama that does not need to happen. We know you will not leave. So why bother making this post?
Your post has been removed because it appears to break the website rules. You can read them here. Please refrain from attempting to start drama in the forums.
PEA as a concept was awesome. Some people just used them to pump out low quality point farming builds, but using these people as the stereotype for all PEA makers is quite stupid.
I think the trend was great, although admittedly a bit long.
However, here is a list of their privileges:
-Removing posts (different than normal deletion)
-Deleting posts (same as normal deletion)
-Featuring posts
-Giving strikes
-Pinning forum posts
-Banning accounts (both temporary and permanent)
-IP banning accounts (permanent and instantly bans any alts) (may only be for devs)
-Editing posts, comments and bio posts made by other users (the same way as those users do)
-Viewing unlisted posts on people's profiles, and removing such posts if they break the rules.
-Deleting biographies
-Removing points that users gained from deleted posts
-Viewing comment edit history, and removed comments.
-Undeleting posts that you have deleted.
???
People use their own aircraft in their screenshots. They dont usually need more planes. And even if they did, it takes a very specific type of plane to be a good background for a screenshot. Why do you even care?
I have spoken English my whole life, and I can understand almost everyone on this site perfectly. A couple of small mistakes are not gonna stop me from understanding you. You are one of the better ones.
Platinum means nothing. All it means is that you have amassed a bunch of worthless internet points. But if you really want it, post funny builds. Meme builds by far get the most upvotes. (In the short term)
If you really wish to become a well known player though, post high quality stuff once per month. You will get well known, and get lots of followers, and this will let you become much better. I have seem your builds, you are a very good builder. Keep posting the high quality stuff, and it will show.
When you are posting a plane from the game, click on the button that says “public” and it will change to “unlisted” instead. There is no way to make a plane that is already public unlisted, but you can publish unlisted planes.
Simple planes will never fall! They could not kill us with juno, and this will not kill us either. Some of us, including me, will buy sp2, but we will continue sp until the end. Simple planes will not fall until the very last player leaves. And this, we know, will not happen.
Seriously. This is getting old. As the old saying goes, “actions speak louder than words.” Once you learn to act nicely to other players, they will accept you, and you will not even have to make a post like this. We have seen your false “repentance” before, and we know that it is not true. Just stop, and stop being weird. As mrsilverwolf would say, “this is a plane game, and please keep it to planes.” (Or something very similar to that)
If you truly wish there to be a better situation, act like it.
Edit: as Mr silver wolf would say “do not start drama in the comments, report, and move on.” Upvote this comment if you agree, but let’s not comment a bunch more stuff. This forum is already filled with trash.
Stop. It is your own fault that you were being so annoying, pinging them so often, it’s no wonder people do not want to be your friend. Do not act so innocent. You completely caused this. None of us can help you because you put yourself in this situation. If you did not act like this, you would not be here. Act better, and maybe people will not be blocking you, but none of us can change how you act, hence the pointlessness of asking us to help you.
It’s not about posting as many planes as you want. That is just trying to get undeserved upvotes. If you actually spend some time on a plane, it will get a lot more upvotes than just posting hundreds of planes a day. Also, they cannot remove this for one other reason, that the site would be swamped by people like you posting as much as they possibly can.
This sounds like a great idea, especially because they do not do updates anymore. I probably could not mod even if I tried, but if this was done, it would be really cool. And some more mods that are directly implemented into the game would be great, especially for a mobile user. Multiplayer for mobile would be my first choice, but I would love to see what other people make.
3 reasons.
1. Works on (quite literally) anything. People are not prevented from playing by their device.
2. Allows people to be creative. The sky is the limit.
3. Unique. Have you ever seen anything like this game anywhere? Apart from flyout, (much newer, and only computer) there is essentially nothing like it.
This is the base of a mountain of creativity. This is the foundation of all of our hopes. This is the beginning of all of our successes and failures. And this is the rock upon which I shall build my plane.
It is quite fitting, therefore, that the moderators should remove this for being low effort.
It is common knowledge that the harder you are working on a build, the more glitchy the parts are.
Really tho, I have no idea, perhaps you can record a video? I am on mobile, so I do not really know how computer works.
He has not changed, and won’t. Just stay away from him. And this forum post will be removed, cause of drama, so you may just as well remove it anyway. Report the builds, and move on. I could say so much more, but I do not want a strike. I am sorry.
First, get the images you want. For your plane, I would recommend something like this.
Then, get a screenshot of each individual plane view. (Horizontal, vertical, and front)
Go to your simple planes app, and enter the designer.
Then, open the blueprint menu, and click upload image. (Or whatever it says, i forgot at the moment)
Upload each screenshot to the place where it should be. (Front view to front, top view to top, etc)
Then, scale the screenshots to the right size, (1 meter per 2 "fuselage block lengths") and you can build!
There are several requirements. First of all, you must be very knowledgeable about the community, and the site, and must be active here. (As you can see by looking at the current moderators, none of their accounts are under 8 years old, they are the og players) Second, you must be on good terms with the majority of the site, and not pick random fights with people. Additionally, you must either be 16, or 18 years old. (I am not entirely sure which, as I have gotten mixed information on previous searches, but it is one of them)
I have also heard that you must be active on discord, but I am not sure if that is true.
Lastly, you need a reason WHY you should become a moderator.
Moderators are picked by the devs very rarely, (as you can see, there are only 9 moderators) and are picked out of many other people who also wish to become moderators. Generally (from what I can tell from reading previous posts) the devs post a forum where you can submit applications to become a mod when they need a new one, which is almost never. They have not posted one of these, so I dont know where you could really apply.
In short, it is very difficult to become a moderator, which is why the mods here are some of the best on any site I have ever seen.
You go are instantly ip banned until you sacrifice a goat to our lord and savior Andrew Garrison.
+23You are banned for an indefinite period of time.
Of course, you dont want to be ip banned, so you must try and get unbanned.
You may do this in several simple steps.
1. Locate a goat naturally born with the Jundroo logo on it as a birthmark.
2. Cary the goat to mt Andrew.
3. Get 69 of your friends to stand in a circle and sing Never Gonna Give You Up
4. Stand in the center of the circle and stab the goat to death with a fork 42 times.
5. Skin the goat, and pin its skin up to a rock on the very peak of the mountain. You may identify this rock by the fact that it has an image of Rick Astley scratched onto it. The Jundroo logo on the goats skin must be right side up parallel to the Juno star’s 4th natural satellite.
6. When you have done this, assuming you have done it correctly that is, a bolt of Andrews devine lightning will fall from the sky and engulf the whole mountain. If he is satisfied with your offering, he will allow you to live.
7. Walk all the way home, (no riding anything, it breaks the rules) and sign onto simple planes, using this link.
8. You are now unbanned. Good job.
We wait for someone to start drama so we can report it.
+18The mods will only remove posts if they are against the rules. I am sure they had good reasons to remove your posts in the past. Get better, and they will not do it again. But at this point, this is just kinda causing drama that does not need to happen. We know you will not leave. So why bother making this post?
+13Your post has been removed because it appears to break the website rules. You can read them here. Please refrain from attempting to start drama in the forums.
+11"What an unfortunate day to have eyes."
+10-one of the mods
Andrew’s Playhouse
“The home of Andrewisim”
FlyingBlocks
“Make things fly that never should!”
SimplePain
“Spend years of your life building 10000 part builds only to get 1 upvote.”
SimplePlanes2
“Build meme builds.”
German Corsair Inc:
+9yeet bois
Now I just save 1000 new locations, and spawn one of these at each of them!
+9sad iPad noises
Why do people keep deleting their accoutns?
+9My worst nightmares have been realized.
+8NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
+8Rickroll song. Constantly. With no option to turn it off. Ever.
+8PEA as a concept was awesome. Some people just used them to pump out low quality point farming builds, but using these people as the stereotype for all PEA makers is quite stupid.
+7I think the trend was great, although admittedly a bit long.
However, here is a list of their privileges:
+7-Removing posts (different than normal deletion)
-Deleting posts (same as normal deletion)
-Featuring posts
-Giving strikes
-Pinning forum posts
-Banning accounts (both temporary and permanent)
-IP banning accounts (permanent and instantly bans any alts) (may only be for devs)
-Editing posts, comments and bio posts made by other users (the same way as those users do)
-Viewing unlisted posts on people's profiles, and removing such posts if they break the rules.
-Deleting biographies
-Removing points that users gained from deleted posts
-Viewing comment edit history, and removed comments.
-Undeleting posts that you have deleted.
???
+7People use their own aircraft in their screenshots. They dont usually need more planes. And even if they did, it takes a very specific type of plane to be a good background for a screenshot. Why do you even care?
I have spoken English my whole life, and I can understand almost everyone on this site perfectly. A couple of small mistakes are not gonna stop me from understanding you. You are one of the better ones.
+7YES! THE WORLD WANTS THAT!
NO! THE WORLD NEEDS THAT! IT IS NECESSARY TO THE SURVIVAL OF ALL PEOPLE ON SIMPLE PLANES! YOU MUST POST IT!
IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS, YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF OUR DEATHS!
+7Platinum means nothing. All it means is that you have amassed a bunch of worthless internet points. But if you really want it, post funny builds. Meme builds by far get the most upvotes. (In the short term)
+7If you really wish to become a well known player though, post high quality stuff once per month. You will get well known, and get lots of followers, and this will let you become much better. I have seem your builds, you are a very good builder. Keep posting the high quality stuff, and it will show.
I swear, if you tag me on every machine gun related (or mouse related) post, I will block you. Permanently.
+7So, DONT DO IT
Me when I read the title: 💀
+7When you are posting a plane from the game, click on the button that says “public” and it will change to “unlisted” instead. There is no way to make a plane that is already public unlisted, but you can publish unlisted planes.
+6Simple planes will never fall! They could not kill us with juno, and this will not kill us either. Some of us, including me, will buy sp2, but we will continue sp until the end. Simple planes will not fall until the very last player leaves. And this, we know, will not happen.
+6There are, in fact, many of these people here. Posting this however, does absolutely nothing to stop them.
+6T
+6Seriously. This is getting old. As the old saying goes, “actions speak louder than words.” Once you learn to act nicely to other players, they will accept you, and you will not even have to make a post like this. We have seen your false “repentance” before, and we know that it is not true. Just stop, and stop being weird. As mrsilverwolf would say, “this is a plane game, and please keep it to planes.” (Or something very similar to that)
+6If you truly wish there to be a better situation, act like it.
Edit: as Mr silver wolf would say “do not start drama in the comments, report, and move on.” Upvote this comment if you agree, but let’s not comment a bunch more stuff. This forum is already filled with trash.
Stop. It is your own fault that you were being so annoying, pinging them so often, it’s no wonder people do not want to be your friend. Do not act so innocent. You completely caused this. None of us can help you because you put yourself in this situation. If you did not act like this, you would not be here. Act better, and maybe people will not be blocking you, but none of us can change how you act, hence the pointlessness of asking us to help you.
+6It’s not about posting as many planes as you want. That is just trying to get undeserved upvotes. If you actually spend some time on a plane, it will get a lot more upvotes than just posting hundreds of planes a day. Also, they cannot remove this for one other reason, that the site would be swamped by people like you posting as much as they possibly can.
+6This sounds like a great idea, especially because they do not do updates anymore. I probably could not mod even if I tried, but if this was done, it would be really cool. And some more mods that are directly implemented into the game would be great, especially for a mobile user. Multiplayer for mobile would be my first choice, but I would love to see what other people make.
+63 reasons.
+51. Works on (quite literally) anything. People are not prevented from playing by their device.
2. Allows people to be creative. The sky is the limit.
3. Unique. Have you ever seen anything like this game anywhere? Apart from flyout, (much newer, and only computer) there is essentially nothing like it.
Yeah, banned for stalking pan, sexual stuff, etc. What did you expect lol?
+5You are a rock. If you can dig, you can do anything.
+5This is the base of a mountain of creativity. This is the foundation of all of our hopes. This is the beginning of all of our successes and failures. And this is the rock upon which I shall build my plane.
+5It is quite fitting, therefore, that the moderators should remove this for being low effort.
MOUSE WAS HERE FIRST!
+5It is common knowledge that the harder you are working on a build, the more glitchy the parts are.
+5Really tho, I have no idea, perhaps you can record a video? I am on mobile, so I do not really know how computer works.
Even though you are not posting publicly, thank you so much for reposting these. They were, and still are, very good.
+5@WNP78 @AndrewGarrison @Jundroo
+5Hope this tags you. Read the forum post.
@FOXHOUND26
+5Exactly. It seems the site has been updated, and a bunch of stuff does not work. Upvoting comments brings you to an error page.
YES!
WE WERE RIGHT!
+5@BadahhMuscleCar001
+5If you dont care, why did you post this?
Hi.
+5A flying lunch box, with a vr cockpit.
+5@TriStar
+5Well, fortunately, it only tags the first three mentions in each comment, but still, that would be very annoying to be constantly tagged.
He has not changed, and won’t. Just stay away from him. And this forum post will be removed, cause of drama, so you may just as well remove it anyway. Report the builds, and move on. I could say so much more, but I do not want a strike. I am sorry.
+5@IceCraftGaming
+4No, its for accelerating fast, drifting, and so much more!
Nice, looks pretty smooth underneath. I would change the color of that glass though.
+4Maybe…
+4- Attention is not what matters, having fun building is.
- If you actually want more attention, build what you love, with good quality.
- Make teasers and stuff, so people see your posts quickly, making your plane “hot”
- Followers are what matter. Followers=attention. Post a variety if things to get lots of people to notice you.
- Just be active and nice on the site.
+4First, get the images you want. For your plane, I would recommend something like this.
+4Then, get a screenshot of each individual plane view. (Horizontal, vertical, and front)
Go to your simple planes app, and enter the designer.
Then, open the blueprint menu, and click upload image. (Or whatever it says, i forgot at the moment)
Upload each screenshot to the place where it should be. (Front view to front, top view to top, etc)
Then, scale the screenshots to the right size, (1 meter per 2 "fuselage block lengths") and you can build!
There are several requirements. First of all, you must be very knowledgeable about the community, and the site, and must be active here. (As you can see by looking at the current moderators, none of their accounts are under 8 years old, they are the og players) Second, you must be on good terms with the majority of the site, and not pick random fights with people. Additionally, you must either be 16, or 18 years old. (I am not entirely sure which, as I have gotten mixed information on previous searches, but it is one of them)
+4I have also heard that you must be active on discord, but I am not sure if that is true.
Lastly, you need a reason WHY you should become a moderator.
Moderators are picked by the devs very rarely, (as you can see, there are only 9 moderators) and are picked out of many other people who also wish to become moderators. Generally (from what I can tell from reading previous posts) the devs post a forum where you can submit applications to become a mod when they need a new one, which is almost never. They have not posted one of these, so I dont know where you could really apply.
In short, it is very difficult to become a moderator, which is why the mods here are some of the best on any site I have ever seen.
MOUSE APPROVED!
+4Wouldn't taste too good, maybe if you add some salt, but still, your gonna need a HUGE oven to cook something that big!
+4