XD @FastDan

@Strikefighter04 XD I was just reading through this and I did too!

That's so dark, but I laughed out loud anyway! XD @DeezNuts52

Me: "One shot please"
Bartender: "Whiskey? Rum?"
Me: "9mm please"

@DeezNuts52 wow that's dark lol!

@JetWondy that’s the most messed up joke I have that won’t get me banned

@JetWondy ok but I just hope this doesn’t get me in trouble.

My grandfather told me “ Your generation relies too much on technology” to which I replied “no, YOUR generation relies too much on technology” then I unplugged his life support.

@DeezNuts52 pls I want to hear more of ur messed up jokes lol!

@Maxwell1 xD

Hi Jim, how was that party last night?
I almost got arrested.
Why?
I called the number a girl gave me.
You almost got arrested for calling a girl? Man, th-
The number she gave me was 911...
I’ll leave oof-ter you. @Ryn176

what is the past tense of William Shakespeare

Wouldiwas Shookspore

@Razor3278 lol that's hilarious!

@PorkyClown3 u on

... My whole life... (srry i could'nt miss this one :D)

@BACconcordepilot Did someone call?

I'm bad at creating jokes because i have a bad sense of humor, but here it goes:
What do you call a helicopter died in roblox?
A heli-oof-ter

I have a REALLY MESSED UP SERIES OF JOKES. I MEAN REEEEAAAALLY MESSED UP. That one 👇 is pretty mild by my standards

Where did sally go after the explosion?

Everywhere

What has wheels and flies, but isn't a plane?
A garbage truck.

How do pilots manage their finances midair?
Simple, they bank.

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu.

@Mostly when wanna meet up with your roblox girlfriend but now you're in a van

nou

"When you're texting your roblox girlfriend and your uncle's phone vibrates"

But... yes

I haven’t gotten that far in my plan yet.... still working out the kinks