@Maxwell1 Better late than never

Pretty god damn late. @Ian1231100

I guess we could shave his belly with a rusty razor.

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Hit em with another one

I only have one kidney because of school. @ForeverPie @Mostly

https://youtu.be/qGyPuey-1Jw

@Mostly School gave me a hangover.

@Tully2001 I'm drunk on school and high on life

put 'im in bed with the captains daughter

Why throw him in sea when you can throw him in Siberia?

Nice idea, but most of the kids don't know British sailors songs (shanties).

I know, I'm starting to add stuff today. Sorry @Maxwell1

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Where are my submarines? I haven’t forgotten you know.... mwuhahahahahaha @Strikefighter04

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Throw him in the water

Relieve him of duty until he is sober.

then shoot the sharks and eat them for dinner.

Feed him to the sharks. The captain is a Puritan who can't stand alcohol.

This is getting darker and darker... @Mostly @ForeverPie

make sure he doesnt come to the surface

throw him overboard

Put him in the brig until the mornin