I AM A POLE@MrPanzer

@HmsHood51 HMS Hood: cutely explodes in two

@Crimsonknight Bismarck: cutely fires 45.3 kg shell towards hood

HMS Hood: prepare to die. Kms Bismarck:pull out uno reverse card. HMS Hood: AHHHHHH dies💀

do you have kms graph zeppelin

还行

@Era39 the dispersion of Bismarck is bad af

oh yeh, fun fact about Bismarck. I'm pretty sure lot of you might know this, but you may think that Bismarck would've sunk lots of ships. Wrong, she only sunk one ship. During the Operation Rheinübung, she was sailing, but met the royal navy. She opened fire at the Britain's pride, an battle cruiser, HMS Hood. When she shot it, it hit where the munitions were, causing HMS hood to explode. Then the Royal Navy sent out some torpedo bombers, and one hit Bismarck's rudder, causing the ship to rotate over and over again. Since she lost control to her ship, the Kriegsmarines knew that the ship wpuldnt survive, so they fired every last shells and guns. And torpedo from other plane, directly hit the Bismarck, causing her to sink.

so yeah, Bismarck kill count? 1.

even thought she had an mighty 15 inch guns, and with heavy weight about 40,000 pounds of German's finest steels, with speed of 30 kts, it got sunk because of getting hit on its rudder.

This taught about how smallest thing can ruin your life.

@StrikeOnMyCommand USS Iowa class battleships would be awesome. Those are literally speed demons among battleships, going at speed of 33 Knots. And also carrying three 16inch 403mm 50 cal guns, and lots of more gun.

Might I request it USS Iowa next? More specifically the USS Missouri.

@ThomasRoderick don't forget that they used their anti aircraft guns, mounted machine guns, handheld guns, and even threw trash at the Bismarck all while singing the polish national anthem. Real mad lads they were. Also if you want a cool video on it then you can watch lazerpigs video on the Piorun on YouTube. it really is worth a watch.

@MrPanzer A twenty-one gun salute from lil' Piorun, eh? (ORP Piorun have 6 4.7" guns and a 4" gun so 3 salvos = 21 shots)

.... and here's my preemptive congrats on gold.

KMS Bismarck: Hey little destroyer, whatchya doing? Wait, why are you getting closer?

ORP Piorun: I, AM A POLE. proceeds to unleash full Broadsides

KMS Bismarck: WHAT THE... HEY!

ORP Piorun: THREE SALVOS FOR POLAND!

(Maori Just watching in the background, Stunned)

@Ihavesnowball I like both

Kill My Self
Bismarck

@Giantwhale idk why but I like Johnny's version more than Sabaton's

In May of 1941 the war had just begun
The Germans had the biggest ship that had the biggest guns
The Bismarck was the fastest ship that ever sailed the sea
On her decks were guns as big as steers and shells as big as trees

Out of the cold and foggy night came the British ship the Hood
And every British seaman he knew and understood
They had to sink the Bismarck, the terror of the sea
Stop those guns as big as steers and those shells as big as trees

We'll find the German battleship that's makin' such a fuss
We gotta sink the Bismarck 'cause the world depends on us
Yeah, hit the decks a runnin', boys, and spin those guns around
When we find the Bismarck, we gotta cut her down

The Hood found the Bismarck and on that fatal day
The Bismarck started firing 15 miles away
"We gotta sink the Bismarck" was the battle sound
But when the smoke had cleared away the mighty Hood went down

For six long days and weary nights they tried to find her trail
Churchill told the people put every ship asail
'Cause somewhere on that ocean I know she's gotta be
We gotta sink the Bismarck to the bottom of the sea

We'll find the German battleship that's makin' such a fuss
We gotta sink the Bismarck 'cause the world depends on us
Yeah, hit the decks a runnin', boys, and spin those guns around
When we find the Bismarck, we gotta cut her down

The fog was gone the seventh day and they saw the morning sun
Ten hours away from homeland the Bismarck made its run
The Admiral of the British fleet said turn those bows around
We found that German battleship and we're gonna cut her down

The British guns were aimed and the shells were coming fast
The first shell hit the Bismarck, they knew she couldn't last
That mighty German battleship is just a memory
"Sink the Bismarck" was the battle cry that shook the seven seas

We found the German battleship t'was makin' such a fuss
We had to sink the Bismarck 'cause the world depends on us
We hit the deck a runnin' and we and spun those guns around
Yeah, we found the mighty Bismarck and then we cut her down

We found the German battleship t'was makin' such a fuss
We had to sink the Bismarck 'cause the world depends on us
We hit the deck a runnin' and we spun those guns around
We found the mighty Bismarck and then we cut her down

All the meme comments aside, this is awesome.

HMS PRINCE OF WALES: HEY KIDDO! WHAT'S UP?

2 MINUTES LATER

HMS PRINCE OF WALES: AAAAAAGGGGHHH!

HMS HOOD: WHY DON'T YOU DIE!?!?!?

KMS BISMARCK: ÑÀŃÔMÁÇHÏŃÉ ŚÓŃ

@Nerfaddict
ugh you beat me to it

do it please Ticonderoga

From the mist, a shape, a ship, is taking form
And the silence of the sea is about to drift into a storm
Sign of power, show of force
Raise the anchor, battleship's plotting its course

Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel
Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean

He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine

Two thousand men, and fifty thousand tons of steel
Set the course for the Atlantic with the Allies on their heel
Firepower, firefight
Battle Stations, keep the targets steady in sight

Into formation, the hunt has begun
Death and damnation, the fleet is coming

He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine

At the bottom of the ocean, the depths of the abyss
They are bound by iron and blood
The flagship of the navy, the terror of the seas
His guns have gone silent at last

Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel
Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean

He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine

To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine

I am the fastest hand in southeast asia
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And nice ship