Also why would someone insult the SP community? That’s very brave of them. If I see someone insulting the SP community I’ll go after em with a double barrel shotgun, blast em to bits, blow his limbs off, give em something to really complain about with my double barrel aimed at him ready to blow him up, no mor him when I’m done with him, I’ll blow his dang head clean off it’s shoulders. Kill the aviation hater, teach em about messin with a gansta aviation nerd, he will think I gone insane, my shotgun gone insane. I will blast OHHH his head off. Double barrel shotgun, blow it’s head clean off it’s shoulders. Bang!!! Bang!!! And OHHH he done. Then I load F-14 with napalm ready to OHHH fire bomb his house to save the world (I’m sorry, I just had to. It’s my battlecry. XD).
I have some words to say...
.
.
.
I'm a Creeper
Minecraft's Grimm Reaper
Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda
I'm not a creature that'll eat ya
But I'll leave ya petrified, Peter!
Reminds peeps of Minesweeper
Clicking on a brick, then you die in the deep
I'll find your mine, I'm a mind reader
Now the mine is mine, it's finders keepers
.
Oh hai, I'm a creeper
So nice, nice to meet ya
Is that the time? It's time to leave
And tick
Tock
Tick
Tock
.
Boom boom boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
(Pew, pew, pew)
.
I do what I wanna
Move aside, mama
Tick tick, I'm a suicide bomber!
I take control, then I'm gonna
Leave a gaping hole, Belladonna
That'll take its toll
When I'm on a quest to invade
Detonate your soul!
Fizz like a lemonade then blow
So you'd better stay indoors
Or I'll find your mine when you're mining ore
You'll be dying, lying in gore
Darling, ow, what you crying for?
Did somebody break your diamond sword?
.
I'm the volatilest sort
What a violent force
That'll frighten Spartans hark and hear Leonidas talk
When he sees me: "Tonight we dine indoors!"
.
Boom boom boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
.
It's official
A ballistic missile
Couldn't get this result
I blow through stone like a six foot chisel
So you'd better shiver when you hear that sizzle
Fffffo shizzle!
.
Take a listen!
It's a premonition of my mission
Death by demolition!
If I don't come home there's a sign in my kitchen
To describe why I'm missing: Gone fission
.
White hot raps
I got stacks
Sometimes when I die, I drop tracks
I got a lot
Ocelot
Fight off cats
If I'm feeling nice, then I might not...
BLAST!
.
Boom boom boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's the nature of time
That the old ways must give in
It's the nature of time
That the new ways comes in sin
When the new meets the old
It always end the ancient ways
And as history told
The old ways go out in a blaze
Encircled by a vulture
The end of ancient culture
The dawn of destiny draws near
.
Imperial force defied, facing 500 samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered
60 to 1, the sword face the gun
Bushido dignified
It's the last stand of the samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered
.
As a new age begins
The way of the warrior comes to an end
As a new age begins
The ways of the old must apprehend
It's the nature of time
That the old ways must give in
It's the nature of time
That the new ways comes in sin
An offer of surrender
Saigo ignore contender
The dawn of destiny is here
.
Imperial force defied, facing 500 samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered
60 to 1, the sword face the gun
Bushido dignified
It's the last stand of the samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered
.
Until the dawn they hold on
Only 40 are left at the end
None alive, none survive
Shiroyama
.
Imperial force defied, facing 500 samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered
60 to 1 the sword face the gun
Bushido dignified
It's the last stand of the samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered
60 to 1, facing the gun
60 to 1, culture undone
Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Ooh, they're red, white and blue
And when the band plays "Hail to the chief"
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
Lord, don't they help themselves, oh
But when the taxman comes to the door
Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yes
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no millionaire's son, no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no
Some folks inherit star spangled eyes
Ooh, they send you down to war, Lord
And when you ask them, "How much should we give?"
Ooh, they only answer "More! More! More!" yoh
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no military son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, one
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no no no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate son, no no no
I’m gonna cry if you guys don’t know the name of this song.
A man has farted into the river in LEGO city. A man has pooped in the new rescue helicopter. Build the nuke, and make the city fall into the river. Oh the humanity.
I have some words to say about this,
.
.
.
Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go
Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone
Headin' into twilight
Spreadin' out her wings tonight
She got you jumpin' off the track
And shovin' into overdrive
Highway to the danger zone
I'll take you
Ridin' into the danger zone
You'll never say hello to you
Until you get it on the red line overload
You'll never know what you can do
Until you get it up as high as you can go
Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity
Highway to the danger zone
Gonna take you
Right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Gonna take you right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Gonna take you right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Right into the danger zone
.
I’m gonna cry if you don’t know the name of this song.
Exactly how long was he holding in that pee? I can hold my turd in for about a day or 2 until it prairie dogs and I have to let go of the nuclear bomb and everyone dies. The End. They should use me in war!!!
Zankoku na tenshi no you ni
Shounen yo, shinwa ni nare...
.
Aoi kaze ga ima mune no doa wo tataitemo,
Watashi dake wo tada mitsumete
Hohoenderu Anata
Sotto Fureru mono
Motomeru koto ni muchuu de,
Unmei sae mada shiranai itaike na hitomi
.
Dakedo itsuka kizuku deshou
Sono senaka ni wa
Haruka mirai mezasu tame no
Hane ga aru koto...
.
Zankoku na tenshi no tēze
Madobe kara yagate tobitatsu
Hotobashiru atsui patosu de
Omoide wo uragiru nara
Kono sora wo daite kagayaku
Shounen yo, shinwa ni nare
Kickstart fighter launch
Throttle set to full
Speed king race to win
Afterburners roaring
Ghostlike counterstrike
Takes them by surprise
Score 307
Israelis rule the heaven
Jordan attacks Israel crush that
Futile attempt
Control Jerusalem
Drive back surprise attack
Take the western wall
Next day make them pay
Over river Jordan
Syria last in line
Head for golan heights
Strike without a warning
See the Syria forces falling
Syria attacks Israel crushed their
Lines of defence
Ruling golan heights
6 days of fire 1 day of rest
June 67 taught them respect
Control Jerusalem
3 nations fallen in 6 days of war
Traitorous neighbours
Received as deserved
Under the sun in the dust of the war
1 nation standing stronger than before
First into Egypt and
Sent them to hell
Then turned their forces to Jordan
Climb up the mountains
Where Syria awaits
Break them in hours
Protect holy land
6 days of fire 1 day of rest
June 67 taught them respect
Control Jerusalem
6 days of fire 1 day of rest
June 67 taught them respect
Control Jerusalem
There was a demon that lived in the air. They said whoever challenged him would die. Their controls would freeze up, their planes would buffet wildly, and they would disintegrate. The demon lived at Mach 1 on the meter, 750 miles an hour, where the air could no longer move out of the way. He lived behind a barrier through which they said no man could ever pass. They called it: The sound barrier. Then, they built a small plane, the X-1, to try and break the sound barrier. And men came to the High Desert in California to ride it. They were called test pilots. And no one knew their names.
Just put some pixie dust on it and OHHH your problems will OHHH be solved. Double barrel pixie dust, blow it’s head clean off it’s shoulders. Also glad to see you back. 🙂👍
Ah, good point. And I must admit that is some pretty neat flying. That one that flew under the tree tho. There are not many trees in SimplePlanes. They are all near the hangers. Good luck flying under them. @jamesPLANESii
Also why would someone insult the SP community? That’s very brave of them. If I see someone insulting the SP community I’ll go after em with a double barrel shotgun, blast em to bits, blow his limbs off, give em something to really complain about with my double barrel aimed at him ready to blow him up, no mor him when I’m done with him, I’ll blow his dang head clean off it’s shoulders. Kill the aviation hater, teach em about messin with a gansta aviation nerd, he will think I gone insane, my shotgun gone insane. I will blast OHHH his head off. Double barrel shotgun, blow it’s head clean off it’s shoulders. Bang!!! Bang!!! And OHHH he done. Then I load F-14 with napalm ready to OHHH fire bomb his house to save the world (I’m sorry, I just had to. It’s my battlecry. XD).
+12It looks like he’s trying to sing with a broken jaw.
+11Smile,
+11Sweet,
Sister,
Sadistic,
Surprise,
Service,
SPITFIRE!!!
With this phage, we will battle covid-19!!!
+9I have some words to say...
.
.
.
I'm a Creeper
Minecraft's Grimm Reaper
Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda
I'm not a creature that'll eat ya
But I'll leave ya petrified, Peter!
Reminds peeps of Minesweeper
Clicking on a brick, then you die in the deep
I'll find your mine, I'm a mind reader
Now the mine is mine, it's finders keepers
.
Oh hai, I'm a creeper
So nice, nice to meet ya
Is that the time? It's time to leave
And tick
Tock
Tick
Tock
.
Boom boom boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
(Pew, pew, pew)
.
I do what I wanna
Move aside, mama
Tick tick, I'm a suicide bomber!
I take control, then I'm gonna
Leave a gaping hole, Belladonna
That'll take its toll
When I'm on a quest to invade
Detonate your soul!
Fizz like a lemonade then blow
So you'd better stay indoors
Or I'll find your mine when you're mining ore
You'll be dying, lying in gore
Darling, ow, what you crying for?
Did somebody break your diamond sword?
.
I'm the volatilest sort
What a violent force
That'll frighten Spartans hark and hear Leonidas talk
When he sees me: "Tonight we dine indoors!"
.
Boom boom boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
.
It's official
A ballistic missile
Couldn't get this result
I blow through stone like a six foot chisel
So you'd better shiver when you hear that sizzle
Fffffo shizzle!
.
Take a listen!
It's a premonition of my mission
Death by demolition!
If I don't come home there's a sign in my kitchen
To describe why I'm missing: Gone fission
.
White hot raps
I got stacks
Sometimes when I die, I drop tracks
I got a lot
Ocelot
Fight off cats
If I'm feeling nice, then I might not...
BLAST!
.
Boom boom boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
My hobbies and interests include going...
BOOM BOOM BOOM!
+9Finally. The perfect engine to power my washing machine.
+8Removed Andrew Garrison. I died XD@BaconAircraft
+8It's the nature of time
+8That the old ways must give in
It's the nature of time
That the new ways comes in sin
When the new meets the old
It always end the ancient ways
And as history told
The old ways go out in a blaze
Encircled by a vulture
The end of ancient culture
The dawn of destiny draws near
.
Imperial force defied, facing 500 samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered
60 to 1, the sword face the gun
Bushido dignified
It's the last stand of the samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered
.
As a new age begins
The way of the warrior comes to an end
As a new age begins
The ways of the old must apprehend
It's the nature of time
That the old ways must give in
It's the nature of time
That the new ways comes in sin
An offer of surrender
Saigo ignore contender
The dawn of destiny is here
.
Imperial force defied, facing 500 samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered
60 to 1, the sword face the gun
Bushido dignified
It's the last stand of the samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered
.
Until the dawn they hold on
Only 40 are left at the end
None alive, none survive
Shiroyama
.
Imperial force defied, facing 500 samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered
60 to 1 the sword face the gun
Bushido dignified
It's the last stand of the samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered
60 to 1, facing the gun
60 to 1, culture undone
Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Ooh, they're red, white and blue
And when the band plays "Hail to the chief"
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
Lord, don't they help themselves, oh
But when the taxman comes to the door
Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yes
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no millionaire's son, no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no
Some folks inherit star spangled eyes
Ooh, they send you down to war, Lord
And when you ask them, "How much should we give?"
Ooh, they only answer "More! More! More!" yoh
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no military son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, one
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no no no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate son, no no no
I’m gonna cry if you guys don’t know the name of this song.
+8I was expecting the plane to crash at the end…
+7Bismarck: Hold my beer.
+7Badaladaladala
+7We can evacuate quarantined cities and saturate them with B-52s dropping germX.
+7A man has farted into the river in LEGO city. A man has pooped in the new rescue helicopter. Build the nuke, and make the city fall into the river. Oh the humanity.
+7The perfect helicopter doesn’t exi...
+7Noice Grumman F-14.
+6They say the higher the truck, the lower the I.Q.. I wonder how high this guy’s I.Q. is.
+6Noice video. It almost looks like stock footage from WW2.
+6This bomb nearly destroyed the plane that dropped it.
+6I have some words to say about this,
+6.
.
.
Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go
Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone
Headin' into twilight
Spreadin' out her wings tonight
She got you jumpin' off the track
And shovin' into overdrive
Highway to the danger zone
I'll take you
Ridin' into the danger zone
You'll never say hello to you
Until you get it on the red line overload
You'll never know what you can do
Until you get it up as high as you can go
Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity
Highway to the danger zone
Gonna take you
Right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Gonna take you right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Gonna take you right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Right into the danger zone
.
I’m gonna cry if you don’t know the name of this song.
Exactly how long was he holding in that pee? I can hold my turd in for about a day or 2 until it prairie dogs and I have to let go of the nuclear bomb and everyone dies. The End. They should use me in war!!!
+6This build radiates strong Airforceproud95 vibes.
+5Our battle will be LEGENDARY!!!@EliteArsenals24
+5Zankoku na tenshi no you ni
+5Shounen yo, shinwa ni nare...
.
Aoi kaze ga ima mune no doa wo tataitemo,
Watashi dake wo tada mitsumete
Hohoenderu Anata
Sotto Fureru mono
Motomeru koto ni muchuu de,
Unmei sae mada shiranai itaike na hitomi
.
Dakedo itsuka kizuku deshou
Sono senaka ni wa
Haruka mirai mezasu tame no
Hane ga aru koto...
.
Zankoku na tenshi no tēze
Madobe kara yagate tobitatsu
Hotobashiru atsui patosu de
Omoide wo uragiru nara
Kono sora wo daite kagayaku
Shounen yo, shinwa ni nare
Kickstart fighter launch
+5Throttle set to full
Speed king race to win
Afterburners roaring
Ghostlike counterstrike
Takes them by surprise
Score 307
Israelis rule the heaven
Jordan attacks Israel crush that
Futile attempt
Control Jerusalem
Drive back surprise attack
Take the western wall
Next day make them pay
Over river Jordan
Syria last in line
Head for golan heights
Strike without a warning
See the Syria forces falling
Syria attacks Israel crushed their
Lines of defence
Ruling golan heights
6 days of fire 1 day of rest
June 67 taught them respect
Control Jerusalem
3 nations fallen in 6 days of war
Traitorous neighbours
Received as deserved
Under the sun in the dust of the war
1 nation standing stronger than before
First into Egypt and
Sent them to hell
Then turned their forces to Jordan
Climb up the mountains
Where Syria awaits
Break them in hours
Protect holy land
6 days of fire 1 day of rest
June 67 taught them respect
Control Jerusalem
6 days of fire 1 day of rest
June 67 taught them respect
Control Jerusalem
“Ladies, you’ve got to get out of here! It’s dangerous and you may be kidnapped.” gives thumbs up and flies off
+4Hey, this is the plane from “The Princess And The Pilot.” Very cool. Keep it up😀👍.
+4“Gentlemen, it has been an honor to play with you tonight.”
+4There was a demon that lived in the air. They said whoever challenged him would die. Their controls would freeze up, their planes would buffet wildly, and they would disintegrate. The demon lived at Mach 1 on the meter, 750 miles an hour, where the air could no longer move out of the way. He lived behind a barrier through which they said no man could ever pass. They called it: The sound barrier. Then, they built a small plane, the X-1, to try and break the sound barrier. And men came to the High Desert in California to ride it. They were called test pilots. And no one knew their names.
+4Just put some pixie dust on it and OHHH your problems will OHHH be solved. Double barrel pixie dust, blow it’s head clean off it’s shoulders. Also glad to see you back. 🙂👍
+4Brah just fix it with flex seal and flex tape (the super strong waterproof tape).
+4When I use the wind to make it take off: cue earraep Harry Potter music
+4Ah, good point. And I must admit that is some pretty neat flying. That one that flew under the tree tho. There are not many trees in SimplePlanes. They are all near the hangers. Good luck flying under them. @jamesPLANESii
+4Off to Neverland!!! XD I just had to.
+4THATS HORRIBLE!!! POOR WHALE SHARK!!! ANIMAL ABUSER!!! DISGRACE!!! DISGRAAAAAAAACE!!!@newclear
+4The picture shows a katydid, not a grasshopper. I’m an insect nerd.
+4When you try to take a broody hen off her nest.
+3When an A-10 and an Mi-24 love each-other very much...
+3It looks like he was daydreaming about getting rammed by an AN-225.
+3If you guys think deeply outside the theory, a propeller/helicopter rotor is a heavily modified ceiling fan.
+3Is it wrong for me to laugh at this?
+3Ok I wouldn’t recommend that. Why not just rip out your own teeth like me? If this update doesn’t come out I’m gonna rip out my own teeth!!!@Drrrf
+3Awww😞 cRUiSiNg oN dOWn mAIn sTReEt!!!@AWESOMENESS360
+3Please let this be a normal field trip.
+3“Help me I’m being held captive in the basement.” That’s concerning.
+3You know the rules, and so do I.
+3I think it would be cool walking into a classroom blasting “The Red Army is the strongest” (aka White Army, Black Baron).
+3Ok I know how to zoom in. The question is, hOw dO i zOOm oUt?
+3Wasn’t the Avro Arrow an interceptor instead of a bomber?
+3I will get my F-14 Tomcat, load it with germ x, and personally give this virus hell!!!
+3